::Kitzaku-san::

Disclaimer: I don't own cotton candy, YGO or Phantom of the Opera

Authoress Note: I'm aliiiiive! Hee… in any case, this chapter is absolutely NONSENSE. It's supposed to be all one big pun…or inside joke. And for those of you that haven't figured out what Phantom of the Opera is… it's sex. XD And cotton candy… can be whatever you interpret it to be.

::Don't Let Yami Pick up the Phone::

( Someone might watch the Phantom of the Opera )

"Jou's been acting rather odd lately." Malik observed. "He appears to be speaking with a lot of sarcasm."

"Seto is too. Malik, you don't suppose we're mad, do you?"

"Mad? How could I think such a thing?"

"Yeah, you're right."

"Well, I do suppose we could be a little mad."

"How so?"

"We're speaking with British accents."

"Why, so we are! Must have taken a bloody hit to the head when I ran into Jounouchi."

"Do you want to go see why Seto and Jou are making out over there?"

"Ah, seems logical." Yami shrugged and indeed looked over to see Jou and Seto fairing quite nicely. Though they looked as if they needed a better place to go because wasn't right in front of a ticket booth far too public?

Exactly.

::Chapter 5::

"So… what? We just let them blow their cover so we have no hold over them?" Malik folded his arms. "Man, I feel like wringing Seto's neck. How about you?"

"I want to lick you neck." Yami glanced sidelong at Malik.

Malik stared back at Yami. "You're one sick weirdo."

"Hey! You would want to lick Jou's neck wouldn't you?"

"Well, yeah… I guess you have a point." Malik gave in.

"Hi guys!" Yugi popped up again. "Have you seen what ever happened to the Cotton candy?"

"No." Yami and Malik said at the same time.

"And will you excuse us?" Malik said. "I'm watching my soulmate getting stolen from me right in front of my eyes."

"Oh…" Yugi sighed. "Alright, have fun." He returned to Ryou with the sad news that they didn't have any remote clue as to the whereabouts of their dear cotton candy. Which, was actually abducted by Honda who needed an appearance really bad and the only way he could do so was by stealing.

"Grr…" Malik growled. "I want to wring Seto's neck."

"I want to lick yours."

"Argh! Now don't' start that again!" Malik deliberately stepped on Yami's foot with his fashionably male high heeled shoes.

"Ow, damnit!" Yami held his foot. By this time, Jou and Seto had broken apart, but no one was paying attention. Yami and Malik were having a cat fight, pulling each others hair constantly. Honda was running around the amusement park stealing random objects from everyone. And Yugi and Ryou were still searching for their lost cotton candy. And later found it in the auditorium and watched Phantom of the Opera to celebrate.

Jou sighed. "Well, that didn't have the effect that I wanted it to…"

"what effect did you want it to have?" Seto asked.

"I don't know." Jou shrugged. "Everyone would be surprised, or yelling at us. But no one seems to care, it's kind of depressing."

Seto didn't appear to be listening. "You want to go see the Phantom of the Opera?"

Jou blushed. "What? Here? Now?"

"No… not here." Seto thought for a moment. "In the funhouse!"

"We can watch Phantom of the Opera in the funhouse? I'm mortally afraid of that place!" Jou whimpered.

"Then you can just hold onto me for protection." Seto started laughing perversely.

Jou blinked and then made his decision. "Alright!" So the two of them ran for the extremely cheap and boring funhouse—though perhaps once they were don't with it, it wouldn't necessarily be boring anymore, but that's beside the authoress' point.

Her point was—Jou and Seto realized that they were meant to be and no one could ever change that. Unless their name was Otogi, but life was a roll of the dice and you really shouldn't gamble because it's bad karma.

Back at the main carnival point, Honda had stolen Mai's earrings, but she was currently going out with some random police officer and slowly robbing him of all his money—and the poor spike-headed teen was arrested for malpractice of the art of 'borrowing.'

Yami and Malik finished their fight and realized that Jou and Seto were no where in site.

"Curses, foiled again!" Yami…cursed.

"you know, that should be my line." Malik pointed out.

"No, that's my line!" Mojo Jojo popped up, laughed, and left.

"Dude… who was the sexy monkey guy?" Yami blinked. Malik merely shrugged.

Then suddenly, a lightbulb went off in Malik's head. Only… somehow it escaped and flashed outside of Malik's head. So he unplugged it and stuffed it back in his ear. "I just realized that Jou loves Seto not me!"

Yami rolled his eyes. "Oh wow, smart one. How did you ever figure that one out?"

Malik grinned. "I'm such a genius."

"Right."

Another lightbulb escaped Malik's head… or perhaps it was the same one, but no one could really know that unless it was marked. Which it wasn't. "And you like me!"

Yami's eyes widened. "Who told you!"

"My diary."

"Your diary told you that I liked you?"

"Oh yes. It also told me that I couldn't talk to the grass anymore because it made it jealous." Malik said, proudly.

Yami stared at him. "You talk to grass."

"Not anymore."

Pause. "Oh."

"Yami?" Malik asked.

"What?" Yami answered.

"Kiss me."

"OK." So they did. And it was good.

Amen.

Yami Muse: That's it?

Yep.

Yugi Muse: That was short!

I know.

Yami Muse: Well… I guess there was a happy ending.

Yugi Muse: Easy for you to say! What happened to Honda! Did he get outta jail? Meeeep!

:;sighs:: Yugi—you'll have to live without it because… I'm tired. Don't write the last chapter to a story when you're tired, reviewers…or if you're on a time limit and still in a good mood. ^_^ Inu Yasha's on in 55 minutes! So I'm gonna go watch BeyBlades… that makes sense right?

Yami Muse: R&R squirrels for everyone!

Squirrels: ::chirp!::