*Peter parker is sitting at a piano in his house play the beginning to "let it go" from frozen*
Peter: *singing*
The crowd all cheers for the avengers tonight
No applause for me
I just saved some people from Doc Oc but no one seems to care
I used to be the hero everybody loved
Now when they see my face….they fricken laugh
Don't let them in
Don't let them see
Just keep wasting Marvel`s money
Conceal, don't feel
Don't let them know
I can't let them know
*Tony`s sports car parks in front of Peter`s apartment.*
*Tony gets out of the car with a mega phone*
Tony: hey Spider boy!
*peter goes to the window*
Tony: guess what? Me and the avengers are all going to a party at Huge Heffner's house. Its gana be us, him and 5,000 smoking hot girls. So sad you're too lame of a super hero to go! Hey maybe you and Aqua man can meet up and talk about how much you suck.
*Peter sticks out the finger at Tony from his window. Tony smiles knowing he achieved his goal of pissing peter off. Peter goes back to his piano. He takes a deep brethe.*
Peter: *singing*
Let it go
Let it go
There not so great anyways
Let it go
Let it go
I`m not as lame as aqua man
I am a cool super hero
I can climb on walls and spray people with my web shooter
It's funny how Nick Fury said
I could be an avenger when I was grown
But now whenever I ask him
He just laughs in my fucking face
*flashback*
Nick fury: *singing*
Are you for real
Your so 2001
I bet you never even been laid
Peter: *singing*
I can do this
I promise you
Nick: *singing*
No you can't!
Let it go
Let it go
You can't be an avenger no
Let it go
Let it go
You're not as cool as Thor or Steve
*Peter gets down on his knees and starts to cry…..like Toby McGuire*
Peter: *singing*
I want to be an avenger please
Nick fury: *singing*
The answer is no
You look like a teenage girl anyway
*back to the present, so Peter is once again singing at the piano*
Peter: *singing*
My powers are cooler than anyone around!
I am not lame and I've gotten so many girls!
But one thought makes me think
Why is Loki so popular, when he is a villain?
Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
like my aunt has said I am a perfect boy
Here I stand
And I'll fight crime till I'm dead
Let the fights rage on!
I`m the coolest super hero anyway!