Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.

All characters are taken from my Dear Order Member's story so if your confused please read that one first. It has bits and pieces that fit with this one and you might get confused otherwise.

Hermione was glad school started up again, although she was sad to leave Fred behind. He really did love her fiancée and she was blaming Dumbledore on not letting the twins back at school saying there would be too much chaos if they did show up. She also though they were being separated to see if their pranks would stop, but they were only starting. Hermione now had so many more people to prank and she really didn't care if word got out. Humming in the great hall Harry watching her closely and Ron sitting a fair distance away from her when Hermione jumped to her feet and pointed at Dumbledore.

"Dumbledore! I'll steal all your candy unless you make me a Goddess!" Dumbledore groaned and leveled his stare with the Gryffindor witch who looked rather terrifying.

"Miss. Granger, I can't make you a Goddess no matter what happens. I don't have that power" He said calmly before Hermione screamed.

"NO! DO IT NOW YOUR LYING!" Several students jumped and Luna jumped up from her table and bowed.

"Goddess of Chaos I worship you!" Luna said in her dreamy voice causing Hermione to squeal and jump down.

"Rise my disciple and I shall teach you my ways." Hermione said before turning and walking with Luna behind her out of the great hall. Silence descended and Harry dropped his head to the table.

"You just had to keep the twins from Hogwarts. Now she's going to be worse to make up for it." Harry said before getting up.

"Harry mate where are you going?"

"Going to see if I can get the Goddess of Chaos to not target me in her plans. I want to make it out alive this year. Merlin forbid that she targets anyone other than the headmaster." Harry said leaving the hall in search of Hermione and Luna.

"Ron?"

"Neville, either prepare yourself or pick a side. Hermione learned from the twins and they are bad." Ron said his face pale as several other students paled.