I really should just call this a collection of 'sho get's pwned' shorts, but I'm too lazy. Not connected to the others, just wanted the last scene to happen. Enjoy!

Idiot in Heels

Sho could not believe his eyes. Possibly one of the sexiest (though small chested) girl he'd ever seen was leaving the studio next door. She had to be half Japanese with that hair and eye color, but her style… It wouldn't take long to see what was under those clothes. Judging by her clothes, and being a westerner, she had to be an easy catch.

After the day he had, he was feeling lucky.

"Hey there." The musician swaggered over to the girl looking through her phone, bored. Sho slung his arm around her shoulders peaking at the screen as he spoke huskily to her. "How would you like some tuning by a world class musician?"

The blond under his arm didn't look up from her phone for a moment, ignoring him and the weight he brought with him. That… was weird… but not near as weird as what was on her phone. Photographs of cuts, scabs, and scars on some guy's body were everywhere; some of them were rather grotesque. Ignoring his churning stomach, Sho tried again. "Believe me, I can really make you sing. So how about it?"

Again he was ignored, the lady still flipping through photos. Each one was grosser than the next. Eventually it landed on a man's face, or was it a possessed corps? Either way, it gave him the creeps. There was something about that face that put him on edge too, chills running down his spine. Still he persisted to get this exotic beauty under his arm (since she hadn't thrown it off, she must have been interested). Carefully he leaned into her ear and whispered. "You don't have to be shy sweetheart. Gentle or rough, I know you'll enjoy-"

"Cain! Hurry up!" She jerked her head back the way she came, a slight scowl on her face. Her English was unexpected, especially her accent. British? She looked more like an American than a Brit. "You promised me a date and the shops are already closing!"

"Coming." A distinct masculine voice came from the studio she left minutes ago, drawing Sho's eyes to the source. A cold shiver took over his entire body seeing him; the darkest nightmare he could imagine for himself appeared, like the reaper himself. Tall, dark long and tattered clothes, and a glare that when it met his eyes nearly made him lose control of his bladder.

This guy saw him where the girl hadn't.

And he wanted him dead.

As if he was nothing more than a curtain she was leaning against in boredom, the sexy lady slid out of his arm and went straight to the man, getting in far closer than Sho ever dared get to her. His arm hung uselessly in the air when she snuggled into the large man's chest and he wrapped his arms around her possessively. The glare sent his way by the large wraith almost disabled the musician's control over his colon. Dealing with this guy required diapers.

And yet this girl was talking to him happily in English? Not a drop of fear appeared on the girl's face as she spoke to him, pouting for a moment. The man nodded and eased his hold over her so they could start walking out of the building. The dark giant only softened his eyes when he was looking at that girl, but he was still a menace. He had to save her from him.

Finding a use for his arm, Sho darted after them to try and grab the girl. That guy saw his try, and made it fail, smoothly pulling the beauty into a one armed hug as they moved. "Hey! Wait! You-"

Suddenly the girl finally looked at him, a cold glare similar to the one the man had. It stopped his voice without a second's thought. Then she spoke three words that failed to leave his ears for days to come.

"Get lost ugly."

Frozen in place, the musician hung uselessly back with one hand in the air as they gracefully left the building. He barely saw the tall man look back to him, smirking evilly. The words just kept going in his head.

Get lost ugly.

Get lost ugly.

Ugly.

Get lost.

"U…Ugh… Ugly?"

His mental image breaking from the statement, he failed to hear what the duo was saying as they left. The man seemed pleased and the girl was happy he felt that way. He did see the man tip the girl's head closer to him and kiss her head lightly, ending all Sho's dirty fantasies about the girl. This just could not be…

Ugly?

END

A/N: Seriously, I wanted Sho and Setsu to meet up, and I wanted her to call him ugly. Narcissist probably couldn't take it. Unconnected to the others, and seriously not thinking about continuing any of them. Seriously, I need to stop writing these shorts... *sighs* Hope you've liked!