Qui Gon Jinn

1. Say that Darth Maul is back

2. Kill Obi Wan

3. Say that he's old

4. Say that you can't make it to his and Shimi's wedding

5. Sing 'Shimi and Qui Gon sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-!'

6. Say that he was a good Master

7. Ask him why he looks like a girl

8. Cut his hair at night

9. Dye his hair pink

10. Show him the internet

11. When he asks what the 'net was, say, 'Oh yeah, old folk here.'

12. Ask how his mentor died

13. Say that it was his fault that Anakin turned to the Dark Side

These were all of my favorite characters. I'll post new chapters once a week.