THE CANDY MAN

WOW: bucket. What can I say, Dean's been exploring the Batcave again …

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Looking up from his book, Sam startled when a skinny young boy emerged from a distant doorway.

"The hell…?" Sam snapped; "who are you?"

"I'm Charlie Bucket," the boy began hesitantly; "I was at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, but when I went into the storeroom, it was empty; except for a guy with a chocolate-stained face and a real swollen belly sitting in a massive pile of candy wrappers. He said he's your brother."

"Oh," Sam groaned.

"He said to come an' say 'hi'," Charlie continued; "and, because he can't get up right now, he says, is there any Pepto-Bismol left?"

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