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DatLittleStar – Thank you so much for reviewing. :) And I agree about Toadette, lying isn't always the best answer. Enjoy this chapter!

Tommiboy – This is, like, years late but Merry Christmas to you also! I should just say happy Easter, birthday, and all the other holidays that happened between, thanks for reviewing. These reply to reviews should motivate me to write chapters quicker. And yeah, it appears Pauline lost her stance as queen bee in just a few chapters. And I agree, that was one of my favorite episodes of the real Total Drama Island, I can't wait to write about the eliminated campers, I miss them all so much.

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Mario Total Drama Island

Episode Eighteen

The Mole: Nuisance Aboard

It is currently night-time and the full moon is shining off the lake. Donkey Kong is sitting on the edge of the dock of shame in an all-black shirt, black pants, and black boots. He shivers because it's quite chilly for a night in the summer. He looks at the camera and begins his introduction, "Last time, on Mario Total Drama Island, the campers were still reacting to Goombella's elimination the episode before. Yoshi finally begins showing his true emotions and is still overcoming his girlfriend's elimination. Will that lead to Yoshi's elimination? I honestly don't know. This is, like, the first time I'm doing a recap immediately after the previous episode. And I'm missing the new episode of Gossip Goomba right now, but I have Zess T recording it for me so it's all right. Anyways, to bring more drama to the table, the ever so clever Dry Bones formed an alliance with Birdo, Mona, Boo, and Koops. Currently, Shy Guy is the only camper riding solo. How long will he last? Koops tried to show Koopie that he still cares for her, but he failed, epically. Toadette found out why Koopie hates Birdo from Yoshi, but ultimately decided not to confess. Peach finally quit Pauline's alliance and then told off Mario for not doing the same. In the end, Mario was eliminated, but he made his mark when he confessed his love for Peach and kissed her in front of his then-girlfriend Pauline. Now drama is really starting to heat up, and the numbers are dwindling, it's literally anyone's game. Today's challenge is an interesting one that will add much more money into the pot. It's another challenge on trust but this time the campers will answer the ultimate question of the ultimate parody: Who is the mole?"

The opening sequence begins but this time it's a lot different. Spy music that belongs in a knock off James Bond movie plays in the background. Instead of how it usually starts, Donkey Kong is shown wearing a plaid jacket and black pants and he mouths the word "Mole" Then the screen flashes the words "Who is the Mole of Mario Total Drama?" Then Mona appears on the right side of the screen with sunglasses and a red jacket. She pulls down the sunglasses to show her eyes as the name "Mona" appears on the side in white font. She smiles and then the screen switches to Pauline who is wearing a dark gray jacket. She squints and then grins while her name appears on the side. Next Peach appears with a pink jacket she blows a kiss to the screen while her name appears. Shy Guy appears next with a green robe and hood over his head. He blows smoke from his mouth and his name appears in the smoke and then he spins off the screen. Toadette smiles sweetly and clasps her hands together. She's wearing a sky blue jacket. Her name appears over her head. Yoshi runs onto the screen with a black jacket on. Eggs follow behind him and form the shape of his name. Then immediately after, Birdo pushes Yoshi to the side with her arms crossed. She's wearing a dark purple jacket. She punches the air a few times while her name appears on the side. Next, Boo appears on the screen from being invisible. Instead of a jacket, he's wearing his usual party hat which is yellow instead. His name appears above him and he sticks his tongue out and disappears. Dry Bones is juggling his rib cage, and he has a dark blue jacket on which appears to be way too big on him because he pulled all his ribs out. His name appears in bones on the side of the screen. Koops spins from his shell onto the screen. He has a white jacket on and he stops himself from spinning but his eyes keep moving because he's dizzy. His name appears above him. Then Koopie skips up to Koops and kicks him off the screen. Koopie is wearing an orange jacket and she pulls down her glasses to reveal her eyes. Her name appears above her. Then the screen switches back to Donkey Kong and the music stops and he asks the viewer, "Which one of your beloved campers is the mole?"

Toadette is lying in her bed wide awake. She's on her phone and a familiar voice is heard on the other line of the phone. The producers requested Toadette to put her phone on speaker so the viewers can hear the other person on the line.

"I… just don't know what to do." Toadette sighs as she stares at the old wooden ceiling that appears to be falling apart.

"Honestly, I think you should tell Birdo instead of Koopie. Explain everything to her, I mean, girl, you and I were both cool with Birdo, she'll figure out how to handle this situation. She'll protect you if Koopie tries anything." The person on the other line says and by now the viewer can tell this voice belongs to no one other than Janette.

"Yeah, maybe you're right Nett, I'm just… scared for some reason." Toadette confesses.

"Girl, don't be afraid of Birdo, she's cool, remember?" Janette replies. "Now listen, girl, I gotta go, my sisters and Zip Toad want me on the tennis court. I'm gonna take them down. And Sorry I'm not speaking so loudly, phones aren't exactly allowed here."

"Where are you exactly?"

"Oh, I'm not allowed to tell, but I'll tell Prince Mush you said hi, and that you wuv him." Janette says in a high pitched voice.

Toadette giggles. "I don't know what wuv is thank you very much. Go play tennis. Talk to you some other time." Janette and Toadette both hang up. Toadette hops out of bed and runs out of her cabin.

Koopie is sitting on the edge of the dock with Shy Guy. Shy Guy, strangely enough, isn't smoking anything in this scene.

"What'd he even say to you brah?" Shy Guy asks.

"I am not a 'bra' I don't hold girls' boobs up, thank you very much." Koopie snaps.

"But seriously, what'd he say?"

"He told me how he was afraid I would cheat on him but that doesn't justify his actions… I wish it did though, I really do. But I'll look like a fool if I take him back, a beautiful stupid little fool." Koopie sighs while she gazes at her reflection shining off from the water.

"So?" Is the only word Shy Guy responds with.

"So? What do you mean so?" Koopie asks.

"Who the hell cares if you look like a fool? It's your life not the people watching you, if you want him back, take him back. You obviously justify the reason yourself, and don't hold yourself back from love, that'll only make you love him more. Man up! Woman! Gosh, I'm high every day of my life and still think more clearly than you!" Shy Guy stands up.

"But he cheated." Koopie sighed.

"He cheated because you weren't there, and his mind made up fake scenarios, like you described. Assuming he's being honest about that, he must really love you. If he didn't love you, he wouldn't try to get you back!" Shy Guy states.

"Shy Guy, you're a genius. And people say weed kills brain cells. That is OBVIOUSLY a lie." Koopie states with a grin.

"Well, if it does kill brain cells I must've been the smartest guy alive before I smoked, but I started smoking in grade school so I dunno. Weed is just amazing." Shy Guy grins.

"Eh. Not that great, hm, I'm gonna talk to Koops, but not now. I should figure out if I absolutely want to take him back. I hate that I still love him. UGH!" Koopie let out a loud scream which leads Shy Guy to roll up and blunt and try to hand it to her.

Pauline sits in her room and glares at herself in a small compact mirror. Her plain makeup, dark red lipstick, hairstyle, none of it seemed to be her before she joined this show. At that moment, Pauline realized she was having an identity crisis.

Pauline – "Okay, well I'm hurt… I usually tell myself I don't get hurt… I'm strong. I have so much anger, sadness, everything bottled up. I never was a bad person; just I was convinced before I entered the show that I wasn't here to make friends. I planned to be like a robot and be as heartless as possible… I was here to win. I have friends back at home, they all know how nice I actually am… but this act I pulled… I felt more and more terrible as the season is going on. I'm quitting this act for now on. But Peach… that beep is going down!" A tear runs down her cheek. "And I have to show Mario what he could've had!"

Pauline continued examining herself. Dramatic music is playing in the background during this entire scene. At this point, it was time to show her true self to the rest of the campers and the entire viewing world. She walks off the camera into the shower stall. Her red bikini top and black booty shorts are shown thrown onto the camera screen. The scene flashes forward to Pauline walking out of the stall in a short tight red dress and instead of nude flip-flops she now is wearing short black heels. She pulls her hair out of a ponytail and lets it flow down for the first time this entire season. Pauline smirks at the camera, then walks off the screen, she never felt more like herself. She walked back inside the empty cabin. She decided to move to the other side of the cabin because she wanted to be away from Peach. She only shares this side of the cabin with Mona, but Mona never hangs in the cabin and hasn't associated with Pauline. Yoshi peaks inside the door, he hasn't talked to his alliance leader since the last challenge. He misses her, even though she is always mean to him. He stands there peaking in, stunned by Pauline's drastic change in appearance.

"I see you Yoshi, come on in." Pauline smiles slightly.

Yoshi skips in and sits on the ground near Pauline. He notices a cockroach on the ground and grabs it and eats it right in front of Pauline.

He swallows it and then says, "Wow, you look different."

Pauline sighed. "Yoshi, I've been living a lie in this competition."

Yoshi's eyes widened. "A lie?"

"This bitchy queen bee mean girl act… it's all a lie. I felt guilty after every terrible thing I did. I acted so heartless… like everyone reading this probably hates me…" The ground begins shaking because Pauline broke the fourth wall. "I wanted to win, so I thought I didn't need friends in this game. And I feel awful, Yoshi, I'm such a bitch. I deserve what Mario did to me… and I really liked him too. He saw the real me… he saw me crying after what I did to Pianta, he complimented me and made me feel better. I thought we had a connection… but I had to go on with this mean girl act." Pauline begins crying. Yoshi looks confused because he never saw Pauline cry before. He believed she couldn't cry. He sits on the bed and embraces his alliance leader.

"You're no ashy buttocks." Yoshi grins.

"You're better off abandoning me now Yoshi. My alliance has fallen apart, everyone is gone, we have no power… no will to survive in the competition. If you stay in the competition you'll fall and crumble with me." Pauline sighs, "So just take away all your association with me."

"No!" Yoshi roars.

"No? Why not? I'm nothing but an evil manipulating liar." Pauline sighs again.

"Pauline… I'm still sad about losing Goombella… I really miss her. But now, you're all I got, my only friend left in the competition." Yoshi speaks up. "You may be the easy target, but we are not going down without a fight! I REFUSE! You're the only one left that I know didn't vote Goombella out! We have to avenge Goombella! We just have to!" Yoshi takes a slight breath. "Pauline, everyone else never saw the true you, but me, Mario, and Goombella did. You were nice to us, even though you were evil towards everyone else. You supported us and helped whenever we needed you to. Pauline, I see you as a… a… friend. We're gonna take this competition on together." Yoshi pulls Goombella's brush out of his pants, he apparently stores it in his underwear, and he runs his fingers through the remaining blonde hairs that are entangled into the brush. Pauline smiles.

"Yoshi… I see you as a friend too." Pauline hugs Yoshi. "And you're right… I shouldn't just give up… we have a competition to win!" Pauline stands up and walks off camera while Yoshi continues to run his fingers through the brush.

Dry Bones' alliance are all in his cabin discussing the next steps for the alliance.

"Okay, so with all the drama going on between Peach and Pauline, I think it'll be safe to say everyone in our alliance will survive the next elimination, and then we'll be the majority which will pull us straight to the final five!" Dry Bones cheers.

"And then I'll win!" Mona adds.

"Um… I mean I still don't think we're fully clear…" Birdo states. "Dry Bones, you're being a little bit overconfident."

"No I'm not. I mean, we're the most powerful alliance currently. So we have nothing to worry about as long as we stick together. And it's not like everyone else out of the alliance will team up against us. They all hate each other and are at each other's throats." Dry Bones grins.

"Hey, Boo, do you think I should cut my hair short? Like really short?" Mona asks as she looks at herself with her compact mirror.

"Uh, I dunno, if you want to." Boo replies.

"Uh, Boo, I'm asking whether or not YOU think I should cut it." Mona replies.

"Uh, Mona, I don't know, if you want to cut it then you should cut it." Boo starts looking confused.

"Are you just saying that so I'll leave you alone?" Mona gives Boo a mean glare.

"No."

"Are you just saying THAT so I leave you alone?" Mona replies.

"Uh… no." Boo replies.

"So you think it'll look good short?" Mona grins.

"Sure." Boo replies.

"Really? You really think that?"

"Yes!" Boo cheers, "Cut your hair! Cut it all off!"

Mona strokes her fingers through her hair. "Oh. I don't know. I kinda like it better long."

"Then don't cut it." Boo replies.

"But you just said for me to cut it!" Mona snaps.

"I- I- I don't wanna have an opinion anymore." Boo states.

Dry Bones grabs a pair of scissors and holds them up and walks towards Mona. "I'll save you the trip!"

Birdo snatches the scissors. "Not on MY watch."

"Anyways, Koops, are you even listening to anything we said?" Mona asks while Koops is staring out the window feeling down about Koopie and everything that happened.

"Uh… wha?" Koops responds.

"Koops! Where's your focus?" Birdo snaps. "We have an alliance to focus on. Don't make me sing Ariana Large!"

"Oh yeah, the alliance." Koops says.

"Uh guys I'm still having a crisis. I don't know whether to cut my hair or not." Mona states.

"Uh… this meeting is adjourned. We'll just talk later." Dry Bones slaps his forehead.

Suddenly, Donkey Kong releases fireworks in the sky even though the sun is up.

"Either Donkey Kong is releasing fireworks to initiate a new challenge, or we're all in the hunger games and a bunch of tributes just died." Boo laughed.

"Attention campers, please meet me in the mess hall, it's time for your next challenge!" Donkey Kong announces.

All the campers gather in the mess hall. Pauline is the last to enter in the room. Everyone except Yoshi gasps at her change in appearance. Pauline sits down at a table with Yoshi.

"Today's challenge is going to be a fun one." Donkey Kong smiles. "It's another trust challenge. With a twist, of course!"

"Great." Birdo comments with no enthusiasm.

"I'm sure, you are all aware of the show series called The Mole? Correct?" Donkey Kong asks the remaining campers to which some agree, some look around clueless. "Okay, well the producers scored a deal where we can make a parody of the mole for one challenge! So, yes, one of the campers sitting here today is the mole." Shy Guy instantly points to Pauline.

"It's her," he exclaims, "why else would she change her appearance and stuff? She's the mole."

"That's not a good enough reason to think she's the mole dummy. Let's just wait for the challenge to start first." Peach snaps.

"Can I finish?" Donkey Kong asks and everyone nods. "Okay, there's an awesome twist to this competition, erm, multiple twists! For one, among the four challenges today, you all will be competing to add money to the total pot at the end of the season. Which one of you WILL walk away with. Anyways, elimination for this episode will have a twist, a shocking one. The mole will have a certain amount of sabotage they must do with help from the producers, if they reach or exceed that amount, and keep their identity of being the mole a secret, they get the power to kick whomever they want to eliminate. No one else will vote. The mole has the sole power to eliminate!" All the campers gasp. Whoever the mole is, they have potentially the best power yet. To eliminate whoever they want. "On the contrary, if the mole doesn't succeed and you guys win the challenges and add too much money to the pot, the mole WILL be eliminated. There's no voting this episode, the power relies on the mole and only the mole. Everyone else, you must play strategically, this challenge has the power to change everything because it's crucial for you all to figure out, who is the mole? At the end of the challenge you will all will take a ten question quiz on who the mole is, and if someone gets all ten questions right about the mole in the fastest time, they will win a very special prize that will change the entire game."

Dry Bones – "This is the best challenge yet! I gotta hand it to the producers, this can really put a dent in my alliance. Everyone has to figure out who the mole is for strategic purposes. I want the mole to be in my alliance but I doubt the mole would reveal themselves so easily. Heck, I could be the mole." He cackles.

Peach – "I really don't want Pauline to be the mole… obviously. I'm her biggest target; I guess that also means I don't want Yoshi either. I guess I'm okay with anyone else."

Koopie – "Ugh. What if Birdo is the mole? She'll knock me right out of this competition. I hope she isn't! I have to find out who the mole is!"

Donkey Kong – "The mole is absolutely forbidden from revealing themselves. They can say they're the mole in a mocking tone but even that's risky. So if the mole reveals themselves before the end of the challenge they WILL be eliminated. Also the mole has been advised to treat confessionals like they aren't the mole. Muahahaha"

The campers are all now surrounding a large lie detector with many, many wires covering it. It connects to a large monitor above it. This screen has the power to reveal the fate of a contestant just by revealing the truth.

"Your first challenge can add a lot of money to the total for the end of the game. And I'm also throwing in extra incentives depending on the stakes of question. The first challenge is to sit in the chair and I'll connect the wires to the lie detector, and all you need to do is tell the truth. Simple? I'd assume it is. You all have secrets to be revealed and this challenge can be perfect to add money to the pot which, remember, could be yours at the end of the series."

Mona – "So basically, we get the chance to add more money to the one hundred grand at the end of the game. Awesome. I want as much money added as possible… so it'll be pretty obvious I'm not the mole."

"So who is willing to go first?" Donkey Kong asks. All the campers look around in fear. Mona finally steps forward and sits in the chair. "Excellent. Mona. Okay here's how the game works, I'll ask you a question, and every time you answer truthfully the screen will turn green. 10,000 dollars will be added if you answer all three truthfully" Everyone gasps. "However, if you choose to quit or if you lie 10,000 will be subtracted. The lie detector is around 90 percent accurate. Probably more. Shall we began Mona?" Mona is scared but she still nods to get this over with. "First question is an easy one. Are your boobs implants… or nah. Ugh… 2014 is already taking over this story… but the horrible author won't upload this chapter until 2015…oh wait look… we're going on 2016… what the hell Kinalima?"

"I know right? Kinalima is so insensitive!" Mona responds and the ground begins to shake.

"Yeah she's terrible at uploading things!" Boo adds in.

"Yeah, she just thought she could pick this story back up like it hasn't been three years!" Koopie cackles.

"She's the worst!" Shy Guy laughs.

"But the question remains." Donkey Kong states.

Mona laughs. "It's about time I can prove myself. No, they aren't implants." Mona closes her eyes. The monitor above her flashes a bright green that signals everyone that it's the truth.

"I still think they're implants." Boo jokes and everyone laughs. Mona rolls her eyes and prepares herself for the next question.

"Okay, onto question two, this one is from our viewers, who are you most threatened by in the competition currently?"

Mona's eyes widen. "I was hoping for only yes or no questions… uh, threatened… hm Pauline is definitely a tough competitor so I'd say her." Mona is unsure but the monitor above her flashes green. She sighs in relief.

"Okay, last question, last elimination there was one vote for Yoshi to be eliminated, is it true that that one vote belonged to you."

Mona – "My whole alliance isn't going to trust me after this… but I want money added to the pot. 100,000 just isn't enough! Plus if everyone lies, the pot will go down to zero!"

"Yes…" Everyone on Mona's alliance looks shocked at the response. "It's true. I voted out Yoshi." The light turns green. Mona pulls the wires off her and walks back over to the group.

Dry Bones – "I have HUGE doubts in Mona now. I can't trust her because she didn't vote with the alliance to get Mario out. I can't turn on her because my alliance needs the numbers it's just tough trying to trust someone that lies and doesn't vote with the group."

"Wow." Donkey Kong gasps. "Congrats Mona, you've made the 100,000 dollars at the end 110,000 dollars!"

"You all better answer your questions!" Mona snaps.

"Who wants to go next?" Everyone looks around at each other. Boo floats forward.

"I've nothing to hide, so I'm good. Hehe." Boo attaches the wires in the chair to himself.

"Okay, Boo question one," Donkey Kong finds Boo's questions on his phone, "is it true that you got tongue extensions?"

"What? No, tongue extensions? That's a thing?" Boo laughs. "Why would someone even get tongue extensions?"

"So you can please your woman." Peach blurts out causing everyone to look at her in shock. "What? Ladies, don't tell me you weren't thinking it."

"Question two, is your decision to win Bow over and date her, a strategy to win the game or was it genuine?"

"It was genuine. I had a crush on Bow since the first day and I can't wait to start an actual serious relationship after this show is over." Boo smiles as the monitor above him flashes green.

"Final question! This one is from our viewers. Is it true that Bow is your first girlfriend ever?" Donkey Kong asks.

Boo smiles. "Yes." The monitor flashes green and all the campers cheer. Another 10,000 added to the pot. Shy Guy steps up next and sits in the chair.

"Okay, Shy Guy are you currently high?" Donkey Kong asks.

"As high as a hot air balloon mid-flight." Shy Guy laughs. The monitor above him flashes green.

"Shy Guy, do you have a crush on Koopie?" Donkey Kong jumps into the next question.

"Yes." Shy Guy responds without hesitation. The light above him flashes green again.

"Shy Guy, is it true you are growing weed on the island?" Donkey Kong asks.

"That is false. I stopped growing it three weeks ago!" The light flashes green, another 10,000 added.

Koopie is shaking while sitting in the chair.

"Alright Koopie, first question, do you still love Koops?" Donkey Kong asks.

Koopie's jaw drops. She tears up and covers her eyes. "I- I- I can't answer that… I'm too afraid of the response and Koops is watching…" Koopie pulled the wires off her. 10,000 subtracted from the pot.

Shy Guy embraces his friend. "It's okay, Koopie. At least you tried."

"Tried? She completely caused us 10,000 dollars because of a dumb question. Ugh. She is so the mole!" Mona snaps which causes Koopie to cry more. Koopie leaves out of the room and continues to cry.

"Ugh. She's such a fake bitch." Peach whispers to Birdo.

"Yeah, crying and all that. I can't stand her not telling me why she hates me. I did nothing to her, she's just jealous that I'm stronger than her." Birdo rolls her eyes.

"Yeah, and she's probably jealous of my NATURAL blonde hair." Peach laughs. "She is so the mole. So you should get on her good side or else she'd throw you out."

"Yeah, her stupid attitude is ruining my birthday." Birdo complains.

"It's your birthday?" Peach asks. Birdo nods.

Dry Bones – "So I'm just sitting there minding my own business when I hear Peach and my alliance member Birdo talking smack about Koopie… after this challenge I'm going to stir up some drama… just in case Koopie is the mole… I would rather her see Peach as main enemy one."

Toadette – "So the lie detector challenge went on and everyone besides Koopie, Koops, and Pauline completed their challenge. None were too revealing. Pauline refused to even get in the chair so she's definitely a top candidate for a mole. And Koops lied when he was asked if he ever liked another girl while dating Koopie… go figure!"

POT TOTAL: $180,000/$210,000

Dry Bones walks into the girls' cabin where Koopie is sitting alone. Dry Bones sits next to her and grins.

"Okay, Koopie, I overheard some people talking about you during the last challenge." Dry Bones states.

Koopie's eyes widen. "Who?"

"Birdo and Peach. Peach was all like 'she's so the mole and a bitch. She's fake and she's this and that." Dry Bones states.

"What? I did nothing to that blonde hoe." Koopie gets enraged. "And Birdo was agreeing wasn't she?"

Dry Bones nods. Koopie stomps out of the room and Dry Bones slaps his forehead. "Why did I leak Birdo's name? Crap."

Peach and Birdo were sitting in the main lodge with Pauline, Mona, Shy Guy, and Yoshi. Koopie storms in.

"Koopie, I don't understood why you cried like that in the challenge. It's just a question and the lie detector wasn't even accurate." Peach confronts her before she says anything.

"Oh, and I don't understand why you're talking behind my back and calling me fake." Koopie starts yelling.

"I didn't call you fake?" Peach yells back.

"Oh please! Shut the hell up Peach! I've been told everything! You called me a bitch and the mole and Birdo was sitting there agreeing. Figures."

"I didn't agree with anything. What the hell are you talking about?!" Birdo shouts.

"I'm not speaking to you, you're not even worth my breath!" Koopie tells Birdo who gets furious. "Peach, you have something to say you say it to my face! If anyone is fake it's you! I mean you pretended to be a princess since you got here!"

"I don't appreciate you talking to me like…" Birdo says politely until Peach screams back at Koopie.

"I am a princess! And you know what, shut up Koopie, you're believing lies, no wonder Koops didn't want to stay with you, you're nothing but a crazy beep!"

Birdo stomps out of the main lodge screaming, "Ugh! I hate her!" She sits in the cabin where Mona and Toadette are sitting. "Ugh I really hate her, she needs to go!"

"Stop all that yelling on your birthday, Birdo." Toadette says.

"Who?" Mona asks.

"Koopie! She's got the nerve to confront me for talking beep about her which I never done! beeping Bitch! She gets on my beeping nerves, stupid beep! I hate that beeping hoe!"

"Oh, she's so dramatic, always causing drama." Mona states.

"What?" Koopie shouts as she walks inside the cabin. "Who's dramatic?"

"You!" Mona shouts. "Starting arguments with everyone on the island!"

"Mona, I'm not dramatic! I'm standing up for myself because I'm not gonna let these HOES talk about me behind my back!" Koopie shouts.

"Who told you they were talking about you behind your back?" Toadette asks.

"Yeah?! Who?! I want names I'm gonna settle this right now!" Birdo shouts and she cracks her knuckles.

"Dry Bones." Koopie says.

"What? Oh no, I'm not having it!" Birdo stomps out of the cabin. Mona and Koopie quickly follow behind her. Birdo reaches Peach and updates her that Dry Bones is the one that told Koopie.

"Ugh. I will break every single bone of his with my bat! He thinks he can get away with spreading false rumors!" Peach shouts as they follow Dry Bones as he walks inside the main lodge. "So you're just gonna spread false rumors about people and think it's okay!?"

"What?" Dry Bones turns around.

"Telling Koopie me and Birdo were talking beep about her behind her back, you're the one spreading those rumors!" Peach shouts.

"What, you're scolding me for telling the truth!?" Dry Bones shouts back.

"So you two are liars now?!" Koopie shouts at Peach and Birdo. "And you call me beeping fake? You two are simply hoes."

"I'm not no hoe like Pauline!" Peach shouts, suddenly Pauline stands up and starts screaming also.

"Peach, if anyone is a hoe, it's you, you boyfriend stealer!" Pauline shouts.

Everyone continues shouting all at once. Boo floats in with a cake for Birdo, he looks around at everyone shouting in fear.

"Pauline, Mario liked me first, you stole him from me!" Peach shouts which causes Yoshi to stand up.

"Peach, shut up you don't know what you're talking about you ashy buttocks!" Yoshi screams. "Mario admitted to liking Pauline right after Pianta's elimination because Pauline felt awful and he cheered her up! You stole him from her!

"Yoshi, shut up! You're irrelevant right now!" Peach rolls her eyes and she looks over at Dry Bones. "I'm sick of YOU starting drama! You started all this, you need to get the heck off this island!"

"Peach, you're a waste of time and space to me, I'm not going to waste my breath arguing with someone as useless as you!" Dry Bones responds.

"No you're a waste of time and space to me Dry Bones!" Peach roars while clapping at every syllable she states.

"Now you're just repeating everything I'm saying but saying it louder while clapping?" Dry Bones asks.

"No! You're repeating everything I'M saying louder with a clap!" Peach shouts with claps.

"Just shut up, Peach! And get the beep off this island while you're at it!" Pauline shouts while Peach is screaming at Dry Bones.

"Can I start cutting the cake?" Boo asks while all the arguments are going on. "I really want a piece, and it looks really good."

"Koopie! Why the hell do you hate me so much!? I never did anything to you, and you're acting like a beep and a brat for me for NO reason!" Birdo shouts as the rest of the campers walk inside the main lodge.

"I don't need to explain anything to trash like you!" Koopie shouts.

"Oh please you're the trash!" Peach exclaims.

"Don't call her trash!" Koops shouts.

"Who the hell do you think you're talking to!?" Peach shouts at Koops. "I know you aren't yelling at me!"

"Koops, I don't need your beeping help! I fight my own battles!" Koopie shouts at Koops.

"Peach is a whore! Peach is a whore!" Pauline stands up chanting loudly. Peach tries to walk over and attack her but Birdo holds her back.

"Birdo is too!" Koopie shouts with pride as she dances with Pauline.

"Ugh. Koopie, you better shut your mouth! You're messing with the wrong girl you dumb beep! I will beep you up." Birdo shouts.

Toadette – "After everything cools down, I'm going to tell Birdo why Koopie hates her… also… this episode will be spending A LOT on censors…"

The scene returns and Peach and Pauline are shouting at each other getting really close, as if they're about to fight Yoshi eventually holds Pauline back.. Koopie and Birdo are shouting at each other at the same time as the others.

"Dry Bones, really? Why would you start all this drama? I thought you were mature." Mona states.

"I wanted to keep the target off my alliance... but Birdo's name slipped out." Dry Bones confessed while all the yelling goes on.

"Dry Bones, you're an idiot!" Mona shouts. "You're gonna be the one to tear this alliance apart!" She stomps out of the main lodge.

"Says the girl that can't even vote with the group!" Dry Bones snaps back while she leaves.

"Pauline, you're a dumb bitch with a horrible personality! That's why your beeping alliance failed and you're next you bitch! Now shut the beep up!" Peach shouts.

"Boyfriend stealing whore! Boyfriend stealing whore!" Pauline just continues to shout not really listening to anything Peach says.

"…I just really want a piece of this cake…" Boo sighs as he stares at the cake. "It has whipped icing…"

Eventually everyone cools down because it's Birdo's birthday and Koops suggests that they sing happy birthday.

"We need Mona here." Birdo states.

"I'll go get her." Koops states. He runs out to the cabin where Mona is laying down. "We're singing happy birthday to Birdo… c'mon, there's cake!"

"Ugh. This island is making me so frustrated. Like why would Dry Bones do all this? It makes no sense. He put us all on a sinking ship and I'm a winner, I don't sink." Mona states.

"Dry Bones caused Koopie to get angry like that?" Koops starts to get angry. "Ugh. He's so, um, annoying."

"I know, I know…" Mona complains. They both head back to the main lodge.

Koops – "Dry Bones angering Koopie like that and causing all this drama makes me trust him significantly less. I don't know how I feel about this 'alliance' anymore…"

Boo lights the candles on the cake. Koops begins singing, and everyone else joins along to sing a terrible version of Happy Birthday. Peach, Toadette, and Mona all sing way too fast. Koops and Koopie sing too slowly. Boo and Shy Guy don't sing at all until the last word which they scream. Yoshi just mumbles the whole song as if he doesn't know any of the lyrics. Birdo blows out the candles afterwards and many of the campers clap for her. After singing, there's an awkward silence that follows. Six seconds pass by and everyone glances at each other, except Boo who is only focused on the large cake. Pauline rolls her eyes when she notices Peach looking at her.

"Don't roll your eyes at me!" Peach shouts and Pauline rolls her eyes again. "Stop beeping rolling your beeping eyes at me!"

"I'll roll whatever the beep I want to roll!" Pauline shouts back.

This gets the two of them to continue shouting and Koopie shouts at Dry Bones for causing drama between everyone, Dry Bones argues back, causing Koops to join in and argue for Koopie. Then everyone stops arguing and looks over at Boo who is sitting near an empty tray where the cake once was, and has icing all over his face.

"I—I just really wanted the cake, man, I just really wanted the cake." Boo states.

Mona – "The girls are all at each other's throats, I wouldn't be surprised if one by one the girls get voted out just because all the drama and cattiness they bring… makes it feel unfortunate for me to be a girl…"

Toadette pulls Birdo to the side where no one is.

"Birdo I have to tell you something…"

"What?" Birdo's eyes widen.

"I know why Koopie hates you…" Toadette takes a deep breath. "She thinks Koops kissed you when he really kissed me… I just found out and wanted to confess but then I found out Koopie is strong enough to kill me… I refrained, but now I'm worried Koopie could be the mole… but that's unfair to you…" Toadette babbles until Birdo cuts her off.

"What?" Birdo takes a deep breath. "Is that really the reason? And she couldn't tell me?"

Toadette sighs. "This is all my fault… I wish I could've cleared things up faster."

Birdo rubs her chin. "If Koopie is the mole, I'm screwed…"

Toadette sighs, "I think Pauline is, I mean Donkey Kong has to find some way to keep her in the game, right? But… if you need me to tell Koopie I will… as long as you're there so she doesn't kill me…"

Birdo nods in agreement. "Sounds like a plan."

The second challenge begins. The contestants walk into the mess hall where the wooden tables have been temporarily replaced with a large round table. The table had eleven chairs, one for each of the campers. And in front of these chairs is a dish covered by a metal cover.

"Have a seat," Donkey Kong grins. "But pick your seat wisely.

The contestants all take their seats in the following order, clockwise:

-Shy Guy

-Koopie

-Koops

-Peach

-Pauline

-Yoshi

-Mona

-Boo

-Toadette

-Dry Bones

-Birdo

"In front of you guys are meals concealed with a cover. Obviously none of you can see what lies under the covers unless you're superheroes which would be WICKED for the ratings but sadly I know none of you guys are. What you don't know however is that this table spins and each of you will shout an order for the table to move. After the last order, the plate in front of you is yours! Anyone that wants to switch seats may do so now."

"Switch seats with me!" Pauline tells Yoshi.

"Why?" Yoshi asks.

Pauline looks over at Peach while she is aggressively trying to pull something out of her teeth. Yoshi nods and they switch seats.

"Okay this is an all or nothing challenge! If you guys succeed this mission you all add $100,000 to the total at the end!" Everyone gasps. "Yes, there can only be THREE passes during this challenge. The rest of you must eat your dish to pass! Two of the dishes are delicious delicacies that I doubt any of you would turn down. Four of the foods are foods not commonly liked but generally not disliked. The rest are just plain nasty… I'm not even gonna lie. Zess T went all out on the gross factor. Okay let's begin! Shy Guy you're up first how many places do you want to move the dishes.

"Uh three to the right?" Shy Guy responds, unsure of what exactly is going on. The group moves the table so that all the dishes are moved three people to the right. A montage happens showing the characters spinning the table while announcing which way to spin. Birdo is the last to spin, which she spins it two to the left.

"The plate in front of you all is the meal you must eat!" Donkey Kong grins, "Let's get started! Shy Guy, you're up first!"

Shy Guy removes his cover off his plate and saw a small glass bowl of green jellybeans.

"Jellybeans. You can eat that easy!" Peach exclaims.

"Oh, they aren't just normal jellybeans, you have to eat the entire bowl of these green jellybeans in under two minutes they have a special flavor… vomit."

"Gross! How could you eat vomit… that's so nasty?" Koopie states and Shy Guy looks at her and nods.

"I'll try it…" He eats one of the vomit flavors jellybeans. "Hm… it's gross but not THAT bad…"

"But you don't feel vomit coming up your throat… like that same taste coming right back up?" Koopie asks. Shy Guy eats another and then throws up right on the jellybeans.

"There goes one of your passes!" Donkey Kong laughs. All the campers sigh. "Koopie, you're up next!" She removes her cover and everyone immediately covers there nose because the smell is horrendous.

Koopie looks at the bowl in front of her that appears to be soup. "Uh, what is this?"

"It's soup! Rotten milk soup with anchovies, black olives, cinnamon, rotten milk, and small wood chips." Zess T smiles.

"Uh… is this even edible?" Koopie asks.

"You better make it edible! I want this money at the end!" Mona exclaims.

Birdo – "Well Mona is definitely not the mole. If she was she's a really sucky one!"

"Your three minutes start now!" Donkey Kong starts a timer.

Koopie sighs and grabs the bowl and chugs it. After she finishes she lets out a loud burp.

All the campers cheer that Koopie completed her challenge. Koops is up next. He removes his cover to reveal a bowl of mayonnaise.

"What is this?" Koops asks as he spins his spoon around in the substance.

"Looks like a bowl of plain white guys." Koopie comments. "I think it's mayonnaise. Oh no Koops! You hate mayonnaise! There's no way you can eat this!"

"You're not helping!" Mona spat.

Koops holds his breath and eats some of the mayonnaise. He shakes his head. He tries to eat it but quits after a second bite.

"And there goes your second pass…" Donkey Kong announces.

"He can't handle the mayo…" Mona complains. She reveals her dish next and it's cooked calamari that is still moving.

Peach is next. Peach reveals her meal which is a peach tart.

"RIGGED!" Shy Guy screams. "How the heck would a girl named PEACH get a PEACH tart?"

"Guys I can't eat this…" Peach states dramatically.

Mona's eyes widen with fury. "Why ever not?"

"It's cannibalism!" Peach announces trying to make a joke. Nobody laughs. "I'm kidding… fine let me eat the damn tart."

Peach finishes eating.

"Two passes already used and one delicacy is already out. Watch out everyone else." Donkey Kong laughs.

Pauline reveals her dish which are meatballs which look like ordinary meatballs.

"Okay, meatballs." Pauline grabs one and eats it. Donkey Kong and Zess are dying laughing. Pauline stops chewing. "What?"

"You're eating bull testicles." Zess exclaims.

Pauline spits them out and screams in disgust. "Ew. Ew. Ew. I'm NOT eating these!"

"You ate the first one just fine. Just shut up and eat it. Don't think about it!" Mona exclaims.

Pauline shakes her head. "No. This is absolutely disgusting!"

Yoshi grabs one and eats it. "Hm. It tastes good. I'd eat his! Uh… what are testicles?"

Peach glared at Pauline.

Peach – "Pauline would know where all the foods are, she wanted to throw this challenge so she switched with Yoshi… hm. This could be my chance to send Pauline on the boat of losers."

Yoshi reveals his dish which is a slice of pepperoni pizza. "Yay! Pizza!"

Peach side eyes Pauline once more.

Yoshi happily eats the pizza. He stands up and starts dancing. He changes the voice on his translator to a high pitched voice. "I friggin love pizza! Me eating this should be a PIZZA history… hahaha get it pizza…"

Mona is up next.

"Oh squid. I can do this." Mona shrugs. She starts eating the calamari as a Blooper runs in the mess hall.

"The MADNESS!" He screams, Zess grabs him and carries him to the kitchen. Everyone's eyes travel towards the kitchen. Zess screams and then it gets quiet. Mona was eating during the duration of this time.

Mona finishes her meal easily. Boo is up next. He reveals his dish.

"Oh no! It's my worst nightmare!" The ghost exclaims.

Final Countdown begins playing. The camera zooms in on the dish which is a pile black licorice. Boo grabs one as Final Countdown continues to play. He begins to tear up as he bites one centimeter of the licorice. He stops and takes a deep breath. He goes in for another small bite. The Final Countdown continues to play.

"Um do you mind?" Boo looks over at Zess who has a radio on her shoulder. She sighs and turns the music off.

Boo – "So here I am almost finished the black licorice, suffering, dying, you know the usual. I'm crying and thinking 'I'm almost there, I'm almost there," and then I look over… I still have another whole pile to eat!"

Boo finishes his first piece and the timer runs out.

"Unfortunately, Boo did not complete his meal and that means for this challenge the mole wins, and for this competition the mole wins. The only shot you all have at getting the mole eliminated is correctly guessing who the mole is. You all will take a ten question quiz to identify the identity of the mole. If three people correctly guess the mole for the last question then the mole will be eliminated. The one person besides the mole that gets the most questions right, will get a game changing power." Donkey Kong announces.

Peach pulls Dry Bones to the side as everyone leaves the mess hall.

"This is our shot to get Pauline out, if she's the mole we get one more person to put her and she'll be gone for good." Peach grins.

Dry Bones – "Personally I don't want Pauline out so soon because she hates Peach and they'll only care about getting each other out at this point. But if she happens to be the mole she could risk my game and send one of my alliance members home. I hate this challenge."

"Okay I'll do it." Dry Bones grins. "And my boy Boo will do it too, who else do you think could be the mole?"

"I'm thinking Koops." Peach shrugs. "I'm set on it being Pauline."

Yoshi is in the kitchen looking really confused. He has two pieces of toast on his plate. Toadette walks in to grab something to drink.

"Hey Yoshi, why the confused look?" Toadette asks.

"I put one piece of bread in the toaster and… two pieces of toast came out…" Yoshi scratches his head.

Toadette giggles, "It must have been miTOASTis."

Yoshi laughs only because Toadette giggles and he places skittles on his toast.

"Why are you putting skittles on your toast?" Toadette asks.

"The mean Toad lady from the pageant challenge said I need to add more color to my diet." Yoshi exclaims and then he skips out of the kitchen.

Toadette slaps her forehead.

Koopie, Shy Guy, and Mona are sitting on the dock.

"I think Boo is the mole." Mona states.

Koopie's eyes widen. "Hm. I think you're on to something. I had my suspicion on Koops. He failed both challenges. He failed the team."

"Yeah Koops could totally be the mole," Koopie rubs her chin.

"Wait." Shy Guy looks around for a second. "Aren't we just all… moles? We all have betrayed someone in our life, we've all lied to someone, we're all guilty of being moles."

Koopie whacks Shy Guy on his head and screams, "Whack-a-mole!"

Boo and Birdo are discussing who the mole could be.

"I hope it isn't Koopie. Like I feel like it could be her but I don't know." Birdo begins pacing around the room.

"It's not Koopie, it's obviously Toadette." Boo states.

Birdo shifts her eyebrows. "What makes you think Toadette?"

"Okay so last night she was eating chips and guacamole. Mole." Boo states.

Birdo rolls her eyes. "Boy shut up."

Yoshi walks in Pauline's room with his half eaten skittles toast. He sits on the bed.

"I'm set on Koops." Pauline whispers. "I need this power so I'm answering all my questions for Koops."

"Really?" Yoshi asks. "I think it's obviously Koopie."

Pauline nods her head. "It could be either of them… hm. I'll answer mine for Koops, you answer yours for Koopie." Yoshi nods.

"Okay everyone it's time for the quiz. The quiz will consist of ten questions asking who you think the mole is. The player that scores the highest on this quiz besides the mole will get a game changing power. You will all be sequestered in different spots to take the quiz."

Boo sits down at the computer and begins the quiz.

Question 1: Is the mole male or female?

-Male

-Female

Boo – "It's obvious that Toadette is the mole. But Dry Bones wants me to vote Pauline… this is our chance to get her out of here!"

Question 2: What species is the mole?

-Human

-Toad

-Koopa

-Other

Pauline – "I know it's Koops, he sucks at lying."

Question 3: When did the mole go in the first challenge?

-1st

-2nd

-3rd

-4th

-5th

-6th

-7th

-8th

-9th

-10th

-11th

Koopie – "As much as I want the mole to be Birdo, I'm set on it being Koops. Him leaving would be better for my game…"

Question 4: Did the mole lie during the first challenge?

-Yes

-No

Mona – "I'm never wrong. I'm a winner and I'm gonna win this challenge. The mole is CLEARLY Boo. He's a ghost he can turn invisible and sabotage. He probably mixed up the foods or something."

Question 5: Was the mole on the Poison Mushrooms or Fat Fireflowers?

-Poison Mushrooms

-Fat Fireflowers

Peach – "Pauline is the mole, because she's a liar and a horrible person. She's jealous Mario picked me over her." She flips he hair and then frowns. "At least.. I hope Mario still likes me…"

Toadette – "I have a strong suspicion that Yoshi is the mole. I should run with it."

Question 6: Did the mole get sprayed last challenge during Hide and Seek?

-Yes

-No

-I don't know that chapter was written THREE years ago…

Dry Bones – "I got you Pauline. You're the mole, point blank."

Question 7: What did the mole eat during the food challenge?

-Vomit Jellybeans

- Rotten milk soup with anchovies, black olives, cinnamon, rotten milk, and small wood chips

-Mayonnaise

-Peach Tart

-Bull Testicles

-Slice of Pizza

-Calamari

-Black licorice

-The mole did not eat in this challenge.

Shy Guy – "This does not matter for we are all moles."

Question 8: Did the mole eat or pass in the eating challenge?

-Eat

-Pass

-The mole did not eat in this challenge.

Yoshi – "You know it took me a loooong time to realize I'm a slow learner… but Koopie is obviously the mole…"

Question 9: How many times did the mole spin the table during the eating challenge?

0

1

2-3

4-5

Birdo – "I really hope the mole isn't Koopie because I'm placing my bet on Yoshi."

Question 10: Who is the mole?

-Boo

-Pauline

-Koopie

-Mona

-Peach

-Toadette

-Dry Bones

-Shy Guy

-Yoshi

-Birdo

-Koops

Koops – "Dry Bones, I don't trust you. I think you're the mole!"

The air is cold at nighttime, Donkey Kong did not light the bonfire for the night. The eleven campers are all sitting around the unlit bonfire.

"The mole put out the fire!" Mona announces and everyone laughs.

Donkey Kong walks over with a plate with nine mushrooms on it and one golden mushroom. The campers all look scared of what's about to happen.

"The mole," Donkey Kong leaves a dramatic pause, "Has succeeded in his or her endeavors. That being said, before I reveal who the mole is, I will announce the winner of today's challenge. Congratulations, Yoshi. You correctly guessed who the mole was and got the highest score on the quiz. Yoshi's eyes widen.

"Really?" Yoshi looks pleasantly surprised. "I should be a private investigator."

"Yes. Yoshi, you have immunity from elimination this challenge. So the mole cannot touch you." Donkey Kong pauses. "But wait there's more! Yoshi, here." He throws a wooden statue in the shade of Donkey Kong at Yoshi. It hits him in the head.

"Ow. That hurt you ashy buttocks!" Yoshi rubs his head.

"This is an immunity idol. You may use it before any ceremony for elimination on yourself or you may use it on another contestant of your choice. In the event you use it on the person with the most votes against them, the person with the second most votes will be eliminated."

Yoshi smiles at his new power. "This is awesome."

"But remember you can only use this idol after the votes have been cast." Donkey Kong notes. Yoshi nods and smiles.

"Okay onwards, will the mole please stand up?" Donkey Kong announces.

Koopie cackles and stands up which causes Birdo and Koops to gasp.

"Congratulations Koopie!" Donkey Kong grins and hands her the golden mushroom. She smiles. "So you have the power to eliminate one camper of your choice. Your vote is the only vote that matters."

"Yes!" Koopie squeals.

Birdo – "Great… Koopie my mortal enemy was the mole and succeeded. I'm hoping she eliminates Koops over me. Please take him out!"

Koops – "Uh… Koopie can get her revenge by sending me home. This sucks…"

Toadette – "I don't know if Birdo told Koopie it was me. I'm going to be sweating bullets during this elimination ceremony."

"The first mushroom goes to Yoshi… obviously." Koopie announces and tosses a mushroom at Yoshi. "Eight mushrooms are left on this tray. I have casted MY vote and made my decision. The camper that does not receive a mushroom must walk down the dock of shame, and they cannot return… EVER!"

"You stole my line." Donkey Kong complains.

"Yeah," Koopie rolls her eyes. "Whatever. The first mushroom goes to Pauline. I don't hate you so why should I send you home?"

Pauline grins and looks at Peach.

Koopie continues. "Peach, Dry Bones, Boo, you're all safe." She throws her mushrooms towards them. "Mona, as annoying as you are, you're safe."

"I'm not annoying." Mona catches the mushroom thrown at her.

"Toadette and… Shy Guy. You two are safe." Koopie throws the mushrooms to the two of them. Toadette sighs in relief and looks over at Birdo. Shy Guy shows no reaction to being safe.

"This." Koopie holds up the final mushroom. "Is the final mushroom. I have thought about this long and hard about who would be better to send home…" She takes a dramatic pause and the camera pans over Koops and Birdo who both look nervous. "…I might regret this decision but Koops… you're safe." She throws the mushroom at Koops. Everyone besides Birdo gasps at this decision.

"Wait just one GOT DAMN MINUTE!" Birdo screams. "Koops didn't kiss me, he kissed Toadette! You had it all wrong!"

"What?" Koopie responds in shock. "Koops is this true?"

Koops frowns. "Yeah… but… I…"

"Can I change who I'm eliminating? I've made a HUGE mistake?" Koopie asks Donkey Kong who shakes his head.

"No. Unfortunately Birdo you're time on Mario Total Drama Island is up. Please board the loser boat."

"This isn't fair!" Birdo roars. "You've hated me for absolutely nothing!" She screams at Koopie. "We could have worked together!"

Zess flies a helicopter over Birdo and drops a net on top of her. Birdo screams trying to tear out of the net. Donkey Kong places her on the Boat of Losers.

"You guys haven't seen the last of me! I will get my revenge!" She shouts as the boat begins to drift away.

Koopie looks at Koops for a second. Then she looks over Toadette.

"You're a liar! I'm going to make sure you're the next one off this island! That should've been YOU on that boat!"

Toadette begins to tear up. Peach hugs her.

"Why is she guilty when YOUR boyfriend kissed her? She did nothing wrong! Why do girls try so hard to tear other girl down when the guys are clearly at fault?" Peach asks.

"She's still a liar!" Koopie scoffs. "Despicable!"

Toadette gets up and walks back to her room. Koops looks down at the ground.

"Don't blame her… blame me." He tells Koopie. "I should've been the one on that boat…"

Koopie sighs. "Stop. Koops. Just stop." She walks away towards the woods. Shy Guy follows behind her.

"Sooooo…. Any good movies out?" Mona asks trying to end some of the awkward tension that just happened.

The screen cuts to Donkey Kong watching Gossip Goomba.

"Gombario is not right for Goomquisha! This is a disaster!" Donkey Kong complains.

"Uh sir, we need you to do the closing." The person behind the camera says.

"Ugh. So with Birdo gone and tensions rising, it's anyone's game. Tune in next week where not one but two people will be eliminated from Mario Total Drama Island!" The screen fades out signaling the end of the episode.

End of Episode Eighteen

Votes:

Koopie – Birdo

Peach – N/A

Boo – N/A

Mona – N/A

Shy Guy – N/A

Toadette – N/A

Birdo – N/A

Dry Bones – N/A

Koops – N/A

Pauline – N/A

Yoshi – N/A

Birdo's Audition

Birdo is lifting weights. The camera is shaking.

"The name is Birdo." She lifts up a 60 pound dumbbell. "I hate when people say woman can't be strong. I'm a strong woman. I will crush any guy that gets in my way." Birdo grabs a water melon and squeezes it so hard that the exterior breaks.

"So majestic." The camera guy adds.

"Shut up Harold!" Birdo screams and throws a weight at the camera.

"Ow!" Harold screamed. "That hurt."

"Anyways, I'm not afraid to hurt ANYONE that gets in my way. Some people say I have an anger problem… and this is probably true. As long as people don't cross me that shows they value their life."

"Uh Birdo…" Harold says as the camera shakes even more.

"What?" Birdo asks.

"Your online order of Protein powder won't come in for another week."

"UGH!" Birdo screams and throws a chair at a window causing it to shatter. She then takes a deep breath and smiles. "So pick me if you want a sweet down to earth girl." The screen fades out.

A/N

I'm BACK! This story was honestly in its grave until I decided that I'm upset at myself for getting so far and not finishing because I hate hate hate unfinished fics. This chapter was originally written completely differently but I changed it because I hated that version

I just uploaded all the chapters in a mass update because I want this up ASAP.

Thanks for all the reviews and follows and such. Please review so I know people still know this story exists lol I really want to finish this and give it the conclusion it deserves. I feel TERRIBLE for ending on a cliffhanger last chapter.

Soory for the 3 year gap… the next chapter will take nowhere near three years to be uploaded. I have motivation to finish this for the sake that I'm mad I gave up!