Chapter 1

Apollon stands at the front of the classroom, his blue eyes shining excitedly. I've never seen anyone as excited to be student council president as he is, I think, smiling with amusement.

"As your president, I have been intensively researching human school functions," Apollon begins. "Look what I found in the library! There's a documentary called Ouran High School Host Club, about a regular human high school and all the activities and parties they have! Fairy-san, have you heard of this?"

"Umm…" I respond. Ouran High is about as far from reality as you can get, and I'm suddenly very apprehensive as to what Apollon has in mind. Across the room, I see Takeru and Tsukito stiffen—do they know this anime?

"Anyways, it seems that at human high schools there are special clubs called host clubs! The boys serve cakes and tea and entertain the girls! Fairy-san, I apologize that you have had to survive two months without a Host Club. You must have been so lonely! I have realized that our school is incomplete without a host club of its own, and I greatly regret this oversight on my part. Starting tomorrow, this classroom will be the headquarters of our very own Kamigami Host Club!"

The room is totally silent. Takeru, Tsukito, and I are all involuntarily cringing; Hades and Thor look completely confused; Loki is leaning back in his desk chair with an evil grin; and Balder is staring abstractly out the window, probably wishing he had a plateful of beef in front of him. Finally Dionysus speaks up.

"Does this mean I get to serve homemade juice to Kusanagi-chan?"

Ummmm…

Apollon gives Dionysus a big smile for his enthusiasm. "Of course! We will all enjoy delicious wine and gourmet cakes while making sure Fairy-san is as happy as can be. Now, first we have to assign 'types'. According to my research, a host club must include a Prince Type, a Boy Lolita type, a Strong and Silent Type…" he chatters on happily. Bet I can guess who Apollon will be, I mutter to myself. Impossibly, this divine school has just gotten a lot more awkward.