A/N What up people? This is a new fic i'm trying out, so be nice if it isn't good. I love reviews, and remember, constructive criticism just makes the writing better for you guys! Now, onto the story!

To my dismay, I do not own Transformers

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Hello- Present time

Hello- Flashback

Hello- Text from document

Sam was smiling ear to ear. He had just dropped Mikaela off at her house, and now was heading to his room in the n.e.s.t. He unlocked the door and tossed his bag down on the floor, heaving a relieved sigh as he fell on his bed. Looking up, he noticed something on his desk. He squinted to get a closer look, since getting up was too much effort. Now, he could see that it was a large stack of papers. With a groan, Sam got to his feet and sat down at his desk chair. He read the title of the stack curiously.

The Infractions of Sam Witwicky

Composed by:

Optimus Prime

Ironhide

Jazz

Ratchet

Sunstreaker

Sideswipe

Wheeljack

Bumblebee

"What?" Sam said aloud. Curious, he flipped to the next page. That page read:

This is a compilation of the complaints of the Autobots in regards to transgressions of Sam Witwicky. They are grouped in the following order, with infractions against each bot grouped together. For your convenience, the complaints are numbered, and proposed in a form of a rule, so that you will not do these again. Please fell free to ask if any are confusing or incorrect.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

I Sunstreaker

II Sideswipe

III Wheeljack

IV Jazz

V Ratchet

VI Ironhide

VII Optimus Prime

VIII Bumblebee

"Are you kidding me?" Sam flipped through the stack of papers with his thumb. This would take ages. He sighed again, and flipped to the first chapter.