Okay, so I just read my piece of shit of a fanfic and I hate a good portion of it. I said I was going to redo a bunch of it and continue and yadayada, but heck that's work. So what I decided to do is just ignore the fact the beginning of this is a piece of shit and just continue like I didn't abandon this or something. I still love the concept of this story, just hated how I wrote this. I appreciate all the support for this, and I intend on finishing this. But in order for me to do this I need all the suggestions and stuff like that. Please give me critiques and story ideas. Anyways, here is a chapter that I pushed out that isn't focused on Hiccup nor Jack. Enjoy if y'all can.


"Oh Sam, how I wish you were real."

After rushing Jack to the hospital and almost breaking curfew, I'm in need of a break. I continued watching Supernatural since Jack is AFK, but in real life. I figured he would continue watching it without me since he is in the hospital 24/7. On top of that he keeps calling my Sam an idiot, which is true, but he is my idiot.

I got home at 8:56, which was too close to my 9:00 curfew. I'm usually at least a half hour early, and mother found that quite odd as well.

"Rapunzel, why did you come home so late?"

I was making mother and I our dinner. Usually it would be done by 9:00 since that's when mother comes home, but tonight was a rare occurrence.

"One of my friends broke his wrist. I went with him to the hospital."

I started putting the noodles into the pot. Spaghetti was the only thing I could think of that would be quick yet enough for mother to not yell at me for providing her with an 'improper' meal.

"You have friends?"

She's doing it again. That thing I hate so much.

"Yes mother, I have two friends."

My mother is in a burgundy pantsuit that extenuates her hourglass figure. I continue to watch her with the corner of my eye. She takes out the hair tie that made her bun look pristine, flowing out into perfect locks of ebony hair. Oh how I wish I had that hair.

"Why haven't I heard of them?"

Immediately I return my focus to stirring the noodles.

"They're new friends mother, and you have been taking late shifts and have been coming home tired, so I didn't want to bother you with such information."

She has roamed over to the coffee machine, and started pouring herself a cup.

"Nonsense Rapunzel. Tell me about them."

She starts drinking her coffee, black like always. I start to grab the spaghetti sauce ingredients from the pantry as I talk.

"Their names are Hiccup and Jack. One lives in Sweden while the other one goes to my school."

"Hiccup? Interesting name."

I glance over at my mother again, and she has already finished her first cup and is going back for a second one.

"He has Viking heritage."

My mother continues to pour another cup, and that's when it happens again.

"And why is it that you're only friends are men Rapunzel? Low enough self-esteem that you're willing to whore around?"

I can't help but to raise my voice, one of the many things I should never do.

"They are only friends mother!"

"That's what whores say! I better not hear anything of you from work. I don't need my reputation tarnished by my low life of a daughter who is whoring around for attention."

I shut my mouth. I can't fight her on this.

"Yes mother."


Okay Jamie, you can do this. Just send her something. Be cool.

Hey wanna play a game?

I hit send, and I already regret my decision. Why did I do that? Is this how Jack feels all the time? I regret blowing him off now, because I seriously need to talk to him right now. I reach over to my phone and hit Jack's name in my phone. He has the nickname WW, which he thinks it stands for werewolf due to our Town of Salem obsession last year, but it actually stands for 'worry wart'.

"Helloooo Jamie. Haven't heard from you in ages!"

"Yeah Yeah ditto, but like I might have fucked up really bad?"

I hear muffled sounds from the other line, and I think another person talking?

"Oooo this is that spitfire again? I'm guessing you sent her a message finally and you're now regretting your decisions in life."

I'm flabbergasted. How did he know?

"You're also probably saying in your head 'How does he know that?' Buddy, I've been there before."

"Umm okay... So how do I deal with it?"

"Well, from my previous experiences of fucking up all the time, I just personally scream into my pillow, maybe cry, and then call you. After you yell at me for being worried over nothing, I play video games to take my mind off of it. Of course that's my action plan, so you should figure out your coping mechanisms."

"Does really me yelling at you to not be worried help?"

"Of course! In fact if you were ever worried about something I did I would be worried even more because that means I seriously fucked up."

Of course Jack sees it like that. If only he knew how much of a precious cinnamon roll he is.

"Okay. I think I'll go scream into a pillow to try out, and maybe eat something, then play more video games."

"That's the spirit! Oh also, I fractured my wrist and I can't play Berk anymore and I'm freaking out about it."

"WHAT?"


"Fishlegs, you got all of that, right?"

Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh. Why did Astrid intrust me with the invite list? I only talk to her and Hiccup, and some people who want to pay me for some calculations and advice. I'm not socially prepared for this!

"I-I have it all, I think. You want our entire tribe to be invited, plus any of their friends, plus anybody who is currently going up in the ranks that might be a good addition?"

"You got it Fishlegs! Thanks for doing this for me. It's such a hassle to get an entire New York hotel to hold a Berk convention. Good thing that I know some people. Contact me if you need help or questions! See ya friendo!"

With that, Astrid hangs up the Skype call. I should contact everyone now and post on every forum known to man. I first hit up our Tribe, which essentially its a guild. It's named after Hiccup's family heritage, the Hairy Hooligans. I post the essential information there, and I continue onto the current rankings. This is the hard part. Who should come to this gathering?


Again thanks so much for the support! Sorry for this being incredibly short, I'm just not sure where to go with this tbh.