Hola! Estoy aquí de regreso!… (snicker) Guess what I just said. But anyways, I'm back with a new one-shot. (Or rather, three-shot-ish). There will be a deleted scene, cuz when I reread it, it just wouldn't fit, so yeah. XD This is rated M for a very good reason, so yeah. Hehe. :P

Disclaimer:

Me: Hey! Stop following me! Lemme alone!

(Crashes ensue)

Me: (comes onstage looking all raggedy) Damn! (Looks at audience) Don't own Inuyasha, and never will.

Some stranger: There she is!

Me: O.O;;; AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs away)

The Question

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Shippo snuggled into the warmth of his adoptive mother, debating whether to ask the question or not.

He pondered for a while before finally deciding what to do.

"Haha-ue?"

"What is it, Shippo?" the petite woman asked, looking down at him.

He hesitated before popping the ultimate question.

"How are babies made?"

The effect wad instantaneous.

Kagome paled slightly and Inuyasha got all red as he sputtered slightly while, Sango looked sideways at Miroku, who wiggled his eyebrows at her.

"U-uh, well…" Kagome stammered.

"In order to make a baby, you have to have two people," Miroku interjected smoothly, saving Kagome from having to answer.

"A boy and a girl, preferably. When the girl feels ready, the boy will-"

"What he's trying to say, is that it's pretty complicated, the whole procedure," Sango says tightly, knocking the lecherous monk nearly unconscious.

"Oh."

"…"

"If you can't explain it, can you show me, haha-ue, with Inuyasha? Sango can't, cuz Miroku's sleeping now."

(A/N: Remember people, little kids are innocent little angels (not!) But they are innocent… most of the time (T T…), so take easy. However, laugh as much as you want. ;) )

Chaos struck as Kagome turned several shades of red as she tried to look anywhere, but at said hanyou. That same hanyou got even redder and sputtered before finally yelling. "The Hell!"

Miroku snickered in the background, while Sango stared at the scene before them, blinking rapidly. "Well. This is awkward."

"Yes, Sanyo dear, it is."

"…"

"HENTAI!" - guess who

*SLAP*

Wa-la! Done. So, as you all can probably tell, I was bored, and just messing around with ideas in my head, so yeah. XD

So, stay tuned for the deleted scenes! *w*

:D

Kag: …

Inu: …

Me: (raising eyebrow) are y'all okay?

*blush*

Me: hmm... Miroku, come ere.

Miroku: You called?

Me: Is everything set for Operation 'Get Inu-gome Together'?

Miroku: (grinning) yup.

Me: Then let's go!

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Hehehe… XP