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Plans for tonight

"Man, I wish I had a date too." Carol moaned as she watched Jessica in her new dress, with her hair made and face painted.

"Didn't you have one just the other day?" Jessica asked and poured herself a cup of juice before leaning on the kitchen counter. Carol shrugged, face twisted with mild disgust.

"I'd rather clean Chewie's hairballs than repeat that."

"Another dud, huh."

"Yeah..."

The silence that followed was broken by the sounds of a rough sole clicking on the floor, and before long Wanda walked in, catching both other Avengers by surprise as she was dressed not only in civics, but noticeably more fancifully than they were used to.

"How about you, Wanda?" Carol asked and leaned back, lips curling into a grin, one brow quirked. "What're your plans for the night?"

A bit confused, the witch looked from one woman to the other before sticking her nose slightly in the air, a playful smile on her lips. "It just so happens I'm seeing twins"

The bold statement made both Jessica and Carol blink. They exchanged looks before chuckling.

"Tell Billy and Tommy I said hi~"

"Will do, Carol. Good luck, Jessica!"

"You too, Wanda."

Carol waved after her friend before letting her head hang back, eyes set on the ceiling. It left her even more unprepared for what Jessica said next.

"She looks way young to have teen sons, though."

The bewildered, shocked look Carol gave her was Jessica's cue to leave for her date a bit early.