Skull and Crossbones

One day I saw a pirate ship,

Sailing on the sea.

And then that hunk of floating bark,

Opened fire on me.

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I peeked out of my window,

Around me was my roof.

Unfortunately my little house,

Was not cannon proof.

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Pirates, I thought to myself,

The town I have to warn.

So I headed out down through my door,

Glanced at home, quite forlorn.

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But that pirate ship moved mighty fast,

More balls were shot at me.

Always landing on my bridge,

Never in the sea.

…

Gee, I thought, this bridge I walk,

Is exceedingly long.

I'd have to rethink my transport plans,

Once that pirate ship was gone.

…

Yet the pirate ship kept firing,

My bridge started to go boom.

I made it to the mainland far,

But I felt a sense of gloom.

…

The bridge behind me had collapsed,

No going home for me.

And that ship docked at Scuttle Town,

Disgorged depravity.

…

And then came another cannon ball,

No, a capsule, it was fired.

Disgorged pirates to attack,

My patience had expired.

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And out came Risky, the 'pirate queen,'

To me began to mock.

Then off to haul some booty (ugh),

As if working on the clock.

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I glanced at my shack, far and ruined,

Part of a ruined day.

Well, Scuttle Town it's time to save,

So don't stand in my way.