Intervention Time

Chapter 6- Prentiss

"Oh awesome... an intervention." said Prentiss sarcastically as she entered the BAU building, her friends gathered around her. "I don't have a clue what this could be about. I already quit coffee."

Garcia shook her head and led her to a seat. "Sit down, this one's... pretty personal. Men, out."

"But I wanted to do an intervention!" whined Morgan.

"Okay, if you leave now, you can all go to the movies." Garcia gave the boys out four tickets for "How To Train Your Dragon 2". Rossi, Reid, Morgan and Hotch scurried down the hall. (In the most mature, manly way possible.) She could hear the far-off squeal of Reid saying "Can I get a slushie?" Oh, they grow up so fast.

Eimly looked at her female colleagues with a confused face. "What'd I do?"

JJ shuffled awkwardly. "It's about your cat... Sergio..."

"What? Is he okay?"

"He's okay. But we spoke to your psychologist-"

"DATING YOUR CAT IS WRONG! BESTIALITY IS ILLEGAL AND IMMORAL!" cried Garcia.

"I'm not dating my cat. I lied to the psychologist so they'd think i'm sane." The brunette was now massaging her temples.

"Sane women don't date cats."

"I never told the psychologist he was a cat."

"So... your keeping this forbidden romance between you and the cat?" JJ shook her head. "If you had a talking cat this would be different. But you don't speak cat. How do you know Sergio wants this kind of relationship?"

"I dnno." said Garcia. "Eimly speaks allot of languages."

"I'M NOT DATING MY CAT! I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO CATS, HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN!"

"...I don't know, I got a flirty vibe off him when he was staying at my house."

Prentiss promptly stormed out, and went to go join the boys. She spotted the four wearing Viking helmets, Morgan and Spencer crying in each other's arms, Rossi saying the rosary and Hotch having a flashback of some sort. The movie seemed almost over and Hiccup fired a flaming arrow for some reason (she hadn't been there the whole time so she had no clue what was happening on-screen at the moment).

"Why're you crying over a dumb kid's movie?"

Spencer turned to her and screamed "GET OUT YOU HEARTLESS SHE-DEVIL! YOU DON'T KNOW US! YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT WE SAW!"

She ran from a scary Spencer and saw none other than Sergio the cat walking into "The Fault In Our Stars" with the Persian (cat, not woman) from next door.(Mind you, he had been acting overly friendly with her too.)

Prentiss was fine. She didn't need him. It's not like they were in a relationship anyway. She'd show him.

A/N: Thanks soo much for all the reviews! They fuel my mediocre soul! I'll probably be wrapping this up pretty soon but seeing as this story was probably our most popular, I plan to write a lot more for this fandom in the future! Sorry for the wait, hope this makes up for it!

~C