Gintoki was happily walking down the street while slurping his favourite strawberry milk when he felt two pair of hands grabbing his bottom. He is too shocked by the sudden grabs his voice stuck in his throat. His eyes twitching in irritation and ticks have begin appeared when those damn hands massaging his ass. The smaller of the pair ran their fingers through the line of his clothed bottom cheeks.

"Oi, what the hell are you two doing?" He trying to control his voice down.

Okita at his left side smiles innocently, " What do you mean, danna? We're on patrol of course." The smile didn't flattered even when his hand fondling the silver head samurai's ass.

Hijikata from his other side still remain his usual fierce face. " Focus on your walking Yorozuya, or you might trip yourself." Another slap to his ass.

The samurai couldn't take it anymore further when he felt two digits were shoved in his clothed ass. Face flusshing, he swings his leg to them, " How can I focus on my walking when you two keep harassing me!" He missed Okita when the brunette dodge his kick but it hits Hijikata's cheek making him flew to the wall.

Gintoki glares at the standing brunette, body shaking in anger and face still red in embarrassment. Okita whistles when he saw the unconcious Hijikata, turning to Gintoki he smiles again, "Well it's your own fault to begin with, danna."

"How is that my fault?! It was you two who was fondling my butt!"

Okita shrugs, " Well, danna, it was you who was swinging his arse. Didn't you realize people had been staring at it? It should be illegal you know. Your arse, I mean."

The samurai's eyes opened wide and his jaw almost hits the ground. He stutters before bitting his lips, turn around and dash out from the place. He ignored the shouts from the Division Captain, " Be careful, danna. Don't let some hugry wolf jumps you!"

As Gintoki runs, he grintted his teeth, still embarrassed. He will get them back one day. Just wait. Afterall they make him dropped his dear strawberry milk.

A/N: yup I just really love Gin-chan. Especially uke! Gin-chan. And I have soft spot for OkiGin.

I would continue if you guys would help me give some ideas since I can't think for myself