Full Summary: Loki is sentenced 1000 years of exile in Midgard. So Loki compromises this by attempting to appease his boredom and sorrow in Midgard's entertainments. And now the God of Mischief discovers THE INTERNET. From reading Fanfiction to playing Surgeon Stimulator, Loki has never been this entertained in his life!
~Chapter One~
Loki pondered to himself what he should do on Midgard for his 1000 years of exile.
He is currently lying on his bed, staring at the ceiling blankly. Right now he is under house arrest within Tony Stark's residence. Loki didn't complain about the arrangements, the Iron Man's home is like a five star hotel. The only downside is the fact that all the windows are replaced by high tech forcefields as well as the exits out, giving a jail like touch to Loki's residence. To God of Mischief would've been under S.H.I.E.L.D's capacity in their high tech and protected jail cells—though Loki is no longer a threat.
Powerful magical binds are casted upon Loki by Asgard'a best magic users (though not as good as him in his opinion), draining and robbing him of his magical abilities. The only thing close to magic that he could possibly do is teleport small objects or change the color of a fruit. It made him feel vulnerable. Powerless.
If Loki had to sum up what he thought, he just felt plain shitty. Could things possibly get any worse? Probably not. Humiliated and defeated by Thor and his friends, disowned by Odin, shamed by his home planet, hated by three realms, stripped of his powers, and to top it all off, exiled, Loki figures that he must be the most unluckiest bastard alive.
His eyes slide over to the digital clock besides him. 3:00 a.m in the morning. Loki sighs tiredly, sitting up. He quietly wanders out into the empty dark hallway of Tony Stark's mansion. The exiled Asguardian had a whole floor of the seven story building to himself, much to Stark's chargin. Fortunately, it is provided with comfortable additions aside from being under constant surveillance 24/7 from the dozens of cameras hidden around everywhere.
Absent mindedly, the trickster runs his long pale hand across the wall. He felt hollow. Empty. Loki feels desperate to feel something. Something other than this emptiness…
The exiled prince wondered to himself if there was anything around in the floor that could distract him. Any peculiar Midguardian devices that will take away Loki's emptiness, sorrow, and boredom. He walks into a decent sized room with some comfy modern looking furniture, a desk, and a flat screen TV. The TV was of no interest to Loki, he found most of the "channels" quite useless and mind numbingly torturing. Though, a strange looking object is placed upon the desk. It's a shape of a cube, an apple marked upon it for some odd reason.
Loki draws closer, peering in at the object. There were buttons all over the computer, some in letters and numbers, others with words. Loki notices a lone button on the far right side of the flat looking box. On it is a circle, a line drawn througt it. Curious, Loki presses it. Light floods the screen. Blinking rapidly, Loki rubs his eyes from the sudden brightness. "What is this...?" He mutters to himself, his eyes squinted at the bright screen.
On the glassy looking surface are little pictures. One looked like a compass, others looked like letters, and so on. Loki prods the screen at first. Nothing happens. Loki wonders if the box shaped Midguardian object was some sort of magical artifact. Puzzled, Loki starts randomly pressing buttons. Finally, a white page appears on the glass surface. On the screen it reads in colorful letters, "Google." A bar is on the white page reading, 'Search Bar.' Loki tries pressing more buttons, yet nothing happens.
He then tries swiping the little box below the buttons. To his shock, a black little arrow starts moving around on the screen. He moves the little arrow to the search bar, and presses the box. A black line appears inside the bar. Very curious, Loki presses the letter buttons to form the words, "funny pranks." Loki just needed a good laugh right now. Were Midguardian pranks worthy to be laughed at?
A few minutes later, Loki comes across a page called, "Youtube." Pressing random pictures of people, Loki is amazed to see little people moving around on the screen. "Hello?" He whisper-yells to the screen, touching a face of a blonde woman who's laughing. "Can you hear me, tiny people? Are you trapped in there? Enchanted?" The little people didn't answer him. Loki considered smashing the box with the people trapped within it, but decided against it. There is still many things that this box device seems to offer.
Loki finally finds a moving picture display to him a hilarious prank called, 'Demon baby new york' where a bunch of Midguardians rigged a baby carriage with a mechanical demonic doll baby to go around the streets of New York.
Loki choked back his laughter, when a couple screamed in terror when the demonic baby rises out of the carriage, screaming and screeching about. By the time the video was over, Loki sits back, feeling better than he ever felt before. Maybe staying on Midgard wouldn't be so bad, with this curious device he found. The emptiness that Loki feels was not quite filled up. But it didn't leave him as hollow as he felt earlier.
The question is, what kind of sorcery did he discover?
A/N: So yeah...Loki Discovers Youtube. XD Up in the next chapter: Loki Discovers Fanfiction!