A one-nation man's what I wanna be

Stay by her side so faithfully

I would if I could, but it's just no good

Cuz there's two perfect girls for me

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Andiamo ~

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Mona, oh Mona

Sey, oh Sey

A one-nation man's what I wanna be

But there's two perfect girls for me

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Signorina Monaco, I got the card

To complete the deck of our love, it's not hard

Mona, if loving you's a game

With your perfect hand, I won't be the same

I know my heart is always in the right place

Trust me now, bella, I'll pull the ace

But before I make her mine today

I'm head over heels

For a girl named Sey

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Mona, oh Mona

Sey, oh Sey

A one-nation man's what I wanna be

But there's two perfect girls for me

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Seychelles, with your fish

You are my one and true wish

Sey, the great wide ocean you love

But you're the only one I think of

Gorgeous, funny, smart, and a great swimmer

All in all, Seychelles, you're a perfect winner

That's where my heart is yearning to go

So why am I in love

Why am I in love, with missy Monaco

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Mona, oh Mona

Sey, oh Sey

A one-nation man's what I wanna be

But there's two perfect girls for me

A one-nation man's what I wanna be

But there's two perfect girls for me

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Oh I've tried

And I've tried

Hurts a micronation's pride

She's the one! No, but she...

Oh someone, just help me

With all these girls I'm turning into my fratelli!

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The both of them, they make my heart bud

Can't pick one, must be the Italian blood

It's time to pick one for me to adore

But wait a second

Your name's Wy, you said?

Oh please tell me more

I gotta know more~

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Mona, oh Mona

Sey, oh Sey

A one-nation man's what I wanna be

But there's uno

No, due

No, tre, quattro, cinque, sei, sette

So many

Perfect girls for me~