AN: As much as I wish it wasn't so , I do not own Naruto. If I did believe me Naruto and Sasuke would be together and I would have written myself in as Gaaras/Kibas/Itachi's wife and we would be living together in blissful polygamy. But some dreams aren't meant to come true.

Anyway moving on

Chapter One: Unprepared

Rule five: Uchiha's are not under any circumstance to be caught unawares. You are to know what your opponent will do before they know themselves.

Sasuke downed his fourth – or was it fifth? - glass of scotch in one gulp earning him yet another worried look from the bartender. In a cheap place like this he probably wasn't so much worried about Sasukes own personal safety but that he'd get too drunk and he'd start causing trouble. Fat chance of that happening, he was Sasuke Uchiha, he was always in control no matter what the situation even in the face of shitty life altering events, like the current event that was being played over and over again on the TV above the bar.

Billionaire CEO of the Uchiha Corporation suffered a severe personal blow this morning when a tape was leaked to the press of his Fiancé, Sakura Haruno heatedly kissing an unidentified male at her birthday party last weekend. The video shows the couple also leaving the party together a few minutes after the incident. Haruno and Uchiha just announced their engagement last September despite many rumors that the relationship was strained, speculations that were strengthened by Uchiha's absence at said birthday party and now worsened by apparent evidence of Harunos' infidelity. Both parties declined to comment-

Sasuke tuned out the rest. There was no need for him to listen anymore, they had been saying the same shit all day. Poor wounded Sasuke and dirty skank Sakura, what was to become of this doomed romance? He snorted, wasn't there a war going on somewhere? Why was the world so interested in his fucked up love life. He signaled for another glass of scotch purposely ignoring the bartenders look, if he wanted to drink himself under the table he could damn it. After all he was the "injured party" it was expected, and he always did what was expected of him, that's how he had landed in this mess. His father had wanted him to get engaged to Sakura, and Sasuke being the dutiful son that he was raised to be agreed with his choice. After all Sakura had practically screamed the perfect business man's wife. She came from old money, graduated from an ivy league school at the top of her class, and she was beautiful. She had been the perfect choice of a wife for the second son of the Uchiha family, her family name combined with his would have made them a power couple.

Till she went and fucked it all up.

With a sigh Sasuke twirled his new glass of scotch in his hand and he thought back on his shitty day. When he got the call from his assistant this morning regarding the scandal and decided to confront Sakura he had expected tears and sobs, begs to be forgiven, all of which would have served to sooth his wounded pride. He was prepared to reprimand her about dragging his family name through the mud and then tell her that she couldn't be forgiven and that they were over. He, Bastard that he is, had been prepared to ignore her anguish and tears. He had most definitely not been prepared for what actually happened.

"It's true, it's all true" Sakura stated calmly.

"What do you mean it's true?" He snapped, was she really going to admit to cheating? Where were the tears? Why was she so calm?

"His name is Lee and we've been seeing each other for weeks now. I'm in love with him" Shocked he could only blink. She loved him? Was this the same girl who only a year ago was swearing her eternal love and devotion to him?

"That's funny, I remember you saying you loved me" Sakuras' calm facial expression morphed into one of pity. He wanted to slap that look right off her face.

"I thought I did, but I was blinded by obsession, attracted more to the idea of you and me then the reality. You're a cold and shut off man Sasuke. I thought I could eventually break through your walls but three years and I haven't even made a crack. I can't live like this"

"I thought this, my lifestyle, was one of my biggest assets" Repeating the sentence that Sakura had once said to him. She gave him a sad smile

"Not if it comes without love and passion" passion? He was confused, they had sex, sure it wasn't great sex but they had it.

"Are you saying I didn't satisfy you?" He hissed, she waved a hand through the air

"It was predictable, just another thing off your checklist. You were so distant and unreachable, even when there was nothing between us. Then as soon as it was over there was nothing, no heat, no love, nothing." Sasuke turned away trying to mask the hurt that her words gave him. Sure he had known that the sex wasn't great, but to be told so hit him on a deeper level and made him feel like less of a man.

"And this Lee…" He didn't know why he was asking, her answer would just be the final nail in the proverbial coffin.

"What we have is more than I could ever hope for. So I can't go on shopping sprees and take trips to Paris. So I'll probably have to go back to working in a hospital. I don't even care that the nation has labeled me a whore, it's all worth it as long as I have him"

"And you couldn't have done this after breaking up with me?"

"I didn't know how, you were always in meetings, you sleep in your office or come home so late that I can't help but fall asleep first. This was something you deserved to hear in person Sa-"

"Well you should have figured out a way to tell me before you decided to hook up with your boyfriend in public and have it broadcasted on the news!" He hissed getting a sick pleasure out of watching her flinch

"I agree with you and I am sorry for that, and while I'm not sorry that I fell in love I am sorry that it hurt you. You deserve to find happiness like this too Sasuke, but you never will if you keep going on the way you have been. I hope one day someone can break through your walls, that someone just won't be me." With that she turned on her heels, picked up her suitcases and walked out of the apartment.

He couldn't stay in his apartment after that, he had never realized how quiet it was, or how large, how empty. So he came up with a solution, get so drunk that by the time he stumbled home he wouldn't be able to notice. Right now his plan was working great. A vibration up his leg shook him from his thoughts. He debated not answering but decided it had to be important if someone was calling him on his private cell. Downing the glass in front of him he pulled the phone out, rolling his eyes when Kakashis' name flashed up on the screen before he answered

"What?" He snapped

"Is that any way to greet an old family friend?"

"What do you want?" Sasuke went to take a sip from his glass scowling when he realized that it was empty. He tried to signal for another but the bartender was conveniently looking away from him.

"Well I couldn't help but see you and your misfortune plastered all over my television today and thought I'd give you a call"

"So what you care about my welfare now?" If this bartender didn't turn around in three seconds then he was going to get a glass thrown at his head.

"No I was calling to see if there was any way you could make it stop, this 'breaking news' is interfering with my regular TV line up." Sasuke scoffed, some people might think that Kakashi was joking but this had probably been the real reason for his call.

"If there was I would have done it by now" As if he enjoyed this, being label some poor cheated on bastard for the whole world to see. If there was one thing he hated it was pity, and right now the whole damn world was pitying him, it was infuriating.

"Hmm well good thing there is only one television on the island and its in my office, that way I won't be forced to hear about it from the guest" Oh yes Kakashi's remote island resort, he'd forgotten the man had made it all but cut off from the outside world.

"How is your Perverted Paradise?" Getting pleasure when he heard the man sputter over the phone

"It's not a Perverted paradise! It is a retreat away from the daily stresses of society where guest are free to explore their deepest desires in a safe and secluded area, free from worry and judgment" Sasuke had tuned most of that sentence out because the bartender had finally acknowledged him and brought another drink, they briefly glared at each when he came to hand it off to Sasuke, both clutching the glass. Sasuke tightened his grip and after a few seconds the bartender relented. With a satisfied smirk he rejoined the conversation

"Sounds like a pervert's wet dream to me" Kakashi sighed, obviously annoyed.

"You'd be surprised by the type of people who come here, not all of them are perverts. We have everything from the soccer mom to the socialite and the computer geeks to runway models there is literally someone for everyone on the island."

"So what you're saying is a lot of people are closet perverts who like to share in your twisted fantasy" Hearing Kakashi huff, Sasuke smiled knowing he was getting to the man. Kakashi hated when people insulted his 'baby'

"What I'm saying is a lot of people come here for a lot of reasons. Some come for the sex, but others come just to get away in a place that's completely cut off any technology and to take a break from the rest of the world." Sasuke froze when he heard the last part of the sentence… completely cut off from the world… that sounded like exactly what he needed. To go to a place where he could be alone without having to see this scandal played out on every TV available, God to be in a place where NO ONE could see this scandal being play out or hopefully had even heard of it yet. And there was the added benefit of being able to finally be free of the pressure of perfection and the leash that his father kept around his neck. If only for a little while

"Kakashi how much is it to stay on Orgy Island?"

"Expensive. Why?"

"I think I might just have to come down there and see what all the fuss is about" Smirking he hung up, his mind was already ironing out plans, he could be on his way as soon as this afternoon. Downing his last glass of scotch and leaving his money on the table he got up to leave, scolling through the contacts on his phone till he reached his assistants number, feeling in control for the first time since that godforsaken phone call.

Yes this could be exactly what he needed.

Naruto stared out at the ocean lost in thought. Something about this spot, hearing the waves crashing against the rocks below and looking out over the wide expanse of water soothed his chaotic mind. He had first discovered the cliff when he came to the island two years ago after wandering through the woods for hours, and since the discovery he visited it almost daily. No one had ever bothered him here and as far as he knew no one but him and Iruka, after he had demanded to know where he was disappearing to, knew of its existence. He preferred to keep it that way, his secret place far away from the lust filled eyes of the guest, both male and female, and secluded even further from the outside world. The view from the cliff was absolutely stunning showcasing the royal blue of the ocean to perfection, and turning his head to the left he could see the white sand of the beach leading up to the resort which was mostly made up of little huts around the main building to ensure privacy. No doubt about it Hoshii island was a paradise, and he had only three more days left to take it all in. Three days till he returned to reclaim his position at Hokage. Three days till the prodigal son had to return home.

He wasn't at all ready.

This time two years ago his father had been grooming him, a 22 year old fresh out of college idealistic knucklehead, to take over the company that he had created from the ground up. Naruto had been so excited and ready but then tragedy stuck and both his father and his mother's lives had been taken. After that he didn't feel ready for much of anything, the thought of running a company in his state had almost caused a mental break. It was decided by what little family he had left that he needed a temporary reprieve from his life and Kakashis' (Iukas' husband) island was the ideal place. It was far from technology and the media and everything that he had once shared with his parents, he could heal here better than he could have at home where every street corner held a memory or a well-wisher who wanted to reminisce and give their condolences about his parents' untimely passing. But he was never supposed to stay here for two years and let Tsunade and Jiraiya control the company for this long. He had known that his days here were numbered but he still hadn't been expecting the letter.

Brat,

I'm too old for this shit. Get your ass home now before I kill someone.

Tsunade

His lips twitched into a reluctant smile, Ok so it wasn't so much a letter as a summoning but he got the idea. Get home soon or someone was dying, that someone most likely being Naruto for leaving his godmother in charge for so long.

"Naruto!" Startled he turned quickly and saw Iruka waving to him further down the hill. Iruka never ventured further up having come to an understanding that this was Naruto's space and it wasn't meant to be shared. He understood Naruto better than most people so Naruto never had to outright tell Iruka this, he had just known. Casting one last long look at the ocean he got up and ran down the hill to meet him. When he got closer he saw the worry etched onto the older man's face and became concerned

"What's up?" he asked "Did something happen? Is someone hurt?" Iruka waved his hand

"No no nothing I was just wondering if something was wrong. You've been staring at the ocean all day" Naruto panic eased, he glanced up at the sun and realized that though he had come here right after breakfast it was well passed noon now, no wonder Iruka had been worried.

"I got a letter from Tsunade" The worry left Iruka's face and a look of understanding took its place.

"I was wondering when it was going to come" What? Confused Naruto took a step back and then pointed an accusing finger at his old teacher.

"You knew!" He nodded

"She wrote me a few weeks ago asking if I thought you were ready. I said your were as ready as you'd ever be"

"TRAITOR!" Iruka rolled his eyes at Naruto's dramatics

"Come one Naruto, you know its past ti-"

"Save me your lies Judas!"

"Really comparing this to the betrayal of Jesus is a bit dramatic don't you think?" Naruto just continued to glare at him accusingly and Iruka sighed "Naruto, you and I both know its past time you went home. That company is your birthright, your parents would want you heading it and Tsunade and Jiraiya should be in retirement. They should be the ones on this island not you" With a sigh he dropped his hands to his side. They were right it was time to stop hiding, but it didn't make this any easier.

"I know you're right. He misses it here, I think he's growing tired of being a silent partner." Jiraiya and Kakashi had come up with the idea to buy and run Hoshii Island together one night when they had gotten together to discuss Jiraiya's lasted novel. There may have been significant drinking involved but in the morning when they woke up, slightly hung over and looked at their drunkenly drawn up plans, they realized that it wasn't a bad idea. Jiraiya should be here with his partner living the good life with his wife instead of being stuck in Konoha helping Tsunade run Minato's business, he had always hated staying put and being a business man but he had given up his dream so that Naruto could heal.

"Probably. Plus what if someone found out that the Heir to Hokage has been slinking around this sex rock for two years? Imagine the scandal." Naruto laughed at the horror on Iruka's face, he personally didn't care, nor did he think that it would be an issue. For the last three years Hoshii had been open their clientele had remained a secret to the outside world and sometimes even to the inside one.

"Heh Kakashi would so have a fit if he heard you call his baby a sex rock" Kakashi was very protective of his island and hated for it to be 'degraded' or 'demoralized' in any way.

"Please no matter was my perverted husband thinks, this is most definitely a sex rock, something only his twisted little mind could come up with." Iruka huffed but gave a small smile, no matter how much he might complain about how his husband locked him up here and kept him prisoner it was well known that Iruka wouldn't leave it for anything. He loved his husband with his whole heart and was fully supportive of his dream. "So when are you leaving?"

"Three days, I bought the ticket already" He watched as Iruka tried his best to not tear up but it was useless grabbing him around the shoulders he pulled him into a tight hug. They stood like that for a while just enjoying the silence and each other's company.

"I'm going to miss you kid. Now I'm going to be stuck here with Kakashi. I might go insane." Iruka mumbled his head still buried in his shoulder, Naruto laughed

"I'm sure Kakashi will keep you busy" He laughed even harder when Iruka groaned. Whenever Kakashi was in the room with his husband he could barely keep his hands off him, Iruka had forced him to tone things down when Naruto moved in but with him gone he'd be able to molest his husband freely once again.

"Lord take me with you"

"I wish I could Iruka" He really did, he was once again going out into the world but he wasn't entirely sure he could handle it. It be nice to have someone by his side but he would never ask Iruka to leave Kakashi and come with, they had sacrificed so much for him already, everyone had. It was time for him to grow up.

Straitening and releasing the older man he smiled

"Well since I only have three days left I guess I should make the most of them" Iruka's eyes widened, as long as Naruto had been here he had never really joined in with the -ahem entertainment- that the resort offered. He wasn't even entirely sure of the boy's sexuality or if he even had one.

"Don't look so shocked! I do have a sex drive you know… or at least I had one it's just been in hibernation. I'm sure with the right motivation it'll wake up" Iruka looked doubtful, Naruto hadn't so much as glanced at anyone since he'd been here and he has had plenty of offers from countless people but he just turned them all down. If there was one thing he knew about Naruto it was that he didn't settle, it would have to be someone pretty spectacular to catch the blonde's eye and he seriously doubted he could find this someone within three day

But then again if anyone could prove him wrong it would be Naruto

Ok for those of you following my other story Dreams and Reality don't worry I have not given up on it. But I've been sitting on this story for awhile and wanted to put it out there. So what did you guys think? Should I continue? Should I stop? Should I give up writing all together?

also from my extremely limited knowledge of Japanese (were talking like a five week summer class I took six years ago) I believe Hoshii means to want or to desire? Can't remember but it sounded like a cool island name