*Makes terrible, hurried attempts to update things*

Warnings: Implied suicide, character death, Magnus' music taste.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

01. Sketch

After Magnus stumbled from the bedroom wailing about his missing eyeliner pencil, Alec looked down in horror at what he had been using to draw with for the past two hours and decided that now would be a good time to run.

02. Makeover

Alec stared, fear rising inside him as he took in what had happened to his face. Slowly, his trembling hands rose to touch the damage, his brain scrambling for answers. No…not this! Anything but this…
"Alexander, darling," Magnus sighed, "It's only eye shadow. I'll take it off if you want."

03. Shatter

It didn't feel real.
A pool of crimson on the tile floor. A slash. A small knife, laying where it had fallen next to the body. Not even a note.

04. Appetite

"Alec? Chairman Meow got into the fridge again and let's just say that the Thanksgiving turkey is now in a better place."

05. Tall Story

"…and that, darling, is how I almost brought down the Soviet Union. Don't look at me like that! It's true!"

06. Excitement

The novelty of accidentally switching bodies with Alec wore off as soon as the shadowhunter had too much fun playing with the magical sparks and set most of Magnus' apartment on fire.

07. Difficult

Nothing is harder work than dating a shadowhunter, Magnus thought as he read the note Alec left on the kitchen table for when the warlock had woken up: There was a demon attack in Central Park so I had to go and I will try not to die, but if I do, it probably couldn't be helped.

08. Cinema

"Magnus, you can't throw popcorn at other paying customers, whether they were talking in the film or not!"

09. Pop

Magnus discovers Taylor Swift. Alec wonders how many times he would have to hit his head against the wall before he knocks himself out.

10. Perfume

Magnus' search for a perfume that could provide him with fragrant fabulousness and not give Alec a headache simultaneously was proving futile.

11. Inappropriate

Alec had never been happier when Magnus proposed to him…he didn't even care that doing it over dinner with his entire family might not have been the right place to do it: Jace had spewed coffee everywhere and Mayrse collapsed in a dead faint.

12. Different

How a flamboyant warlock with a tendency to bedazzle everything in sight fell in love with a quiet shadowhunter who wouldn't wear anything that wasn't black was a mystery to the entire Lightwood family.

13. Wedding

Three swallowed rings, two hairballs and one destroyed pillow later, Magnus finally gives in and admits that Chairman Meow probably shouldn't be the ring bearer.

14. Spell

It was about two weeks before Jace and Isabelle realised that the cat that had insisted on following them everywhere was actually their brother Alec, and that Magnus had messed up an enchantment to spectacular and hilarious results.

15. Phobia

Putting a spider on Alec's pillow as a joke is not a good idea, Magnus thought as he put together the last of the destroyed furniture and yanked a firmly-wedged seraph blade from the mattress.

16. Together

"Magnus," he whispered.
The warlock squeezed his hand. "Together?"
"Together," he smiled faintly, before everything fell away.

17. Mess

"I love you to bits darling, but if you keep leaving bloody footprints and a trail of filthy goo every time you come back from hunting, I am going to have to ask you to undress before you come in."

18. Uncomfortable

"Maybe if you stop yelling at me I'll actually give you an explanation as to why I was not lying."

19. I Love You

There's always time to say it, no matter how much of a rush he's in.

20. Creative

"By the angel, we are worse at cooking than Izzy."

21. Jealousy

Magnus wanted to watch Gossip Girl, not Doctor Who, but apparently that was what Alec had suddenly become hooked on.

22. Shopping

"Oh, wonderful, here comes the manager."

23. YouTube

Of all the introductions to pop culture Magnus had administered to Alec, YouTube was probably the best. Three hours later the Shadowhunter turned up at the Institute mumbling sleepily and waving a laptop around. What Magnus had actually shown him remains one of the many mysteries of the Institute.

24. Insistent

"Can I plan the wedding?"
"No."
"I'm your sister!"
"Iz—"
"It will be brilliant!"
"By the angel, Izzy—"
"I'm mentally sketching all the carriages right now!"

25. Dysfunctional

Two screaming, glitter spilling, food throwing hours of babysitting Clary and Jace's daughter Magnus decides there should be TV show called 'Dysfunctional Parenting with Alec and Magnus'.

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