Gravity Falls: Bloopers 2 - A Gravity Falls Fanfiction...

A/N - GUESS WHAT EVERYONE! I'm back oh yeah! The long waited sequel to Gravity Falls Bloopers is here and of course this time it's for season 2! :) As normal each episode will be split into three parts like last time and this time there will NOT be updates everyday. It takes me a while to write each chapter so I will update when I can. Also a few rules so you guys know what's going on. First not every scene will be placed in the bloopers like last time, just scenes I can come up with for something funny. Second there will be some behind the scenes pranks like last time and stuff so yeah. Thirdly please enjoy chapter one which is Scary-Oke Part 1 and I also own nothing from Gravity Falls Alex Hirsch does. So ENJOY :)

Warning - Major spoiler alert so if you haven't seen any Gravity Falls season 2 episodes yet, don't read this until you do!


Chapter 1

Scary-Oke Part 1

"Thirty long years and it all lead up to this my greatest achievement!" Stan said with a smile as he looked up at the giant metal triangle that was hanging above him. "Probably should've...should've...wait what's my line!?" Stan asked with confusion.

"Really?" The director asked with a frown. "Were back for the first time and you forgot you're line?" The director asked with a look.

"It's not my fault, I'm an old man what do you want from me!?" Stan asked in defense as he crossed his arms.

"Ugh! You're just as bad as Dipper was when we first started this show." The director explained.

"Hey! Don't bring me into this!" Dipper called from the bedroom set.

"Why are you awake!? You're suppose to be sleeping!" The director called as Mabel laughed.

"I heard my name and besides you left the lens cap on again." Dipper explained as the director looked at him with confusion.

"No I didn't." The director said as Dipper nodded and pointed, the director looked and saw that the lens cap was on, he took it off. "Oh, he, he, that's a little embarrassing." The director said with a look. "Alright let's take it from the top again!" The director yelled.

...

"See there, there it is!" Voice number one said as he pointed at the screen. Voice number two gasped.

"Wow we haven't had readings like this in thirty years!" Voice number two said with a frown.

"Is it coming from deep space, enemy weapon site?" The second voice asked as the first voice tried to zoom in on the screen.

"Um...um..." The second voice began as he moved his figure's across the screen only for the screen to pop out and fall off.

"Oh no! Our tv!" Voice one cried as everyone off set groaned.

"Alright who killed the tv!?" The director asked as he looked at everyone. "No one...ugh...take it from the top!" The director called.

...

"Smile for the camera!" Toby called as he held something up.

"You're camera's a cinder block Toby." Stan said with a frown.

"I just want to be apart of things." Toby said with a frown as he put the cinder block down.

"That's what she said!" Dipper called as he and Mabel began to laugh.

"Really Dipper!? You all were doing so good!" The director stated with annoyance.

"Sorry it was just such a perfect time to." Dipper said as he and Mabel laughed again.

"Ugh you kids are gonna keep me here all night, and Stan finally said his lines right!" The director called.

"My bad." Dipper said as he shrugged.

"Take five everyone." The director called.

...

"Ah, the town loves us, we finally got the Gideon smell out of the carpet, everything is finally going my way!" Stan said with a smile.

"Hey Grunkle Stan, now that we have a moment I've been meaning to ask for my journal back." Dipper explained with a serious look.

"What journal?" Stan asked as he patted his pockets for the book. "Oh! Ha, ha, this - " Stan began as he reached under the check out counter for the book. "This - " Stan tried again as he felt around for the journal. "Okay where's the journal!" Stan called as everyone looked at him.

"Sorry I forgot to place it there." Sandy the hair dresser called as she came running onto the set with the book.

"Thanks Sandy." Stan said as he took the book from her.

"Alright everyone take it from the top!" The director called with a small laugh.

Take Five

"Hey Grunkle Stan, now that we have a moment I've been meaning to ask for my journal back." Dipper explained with a serious look.

"What journal?" Stan asked as he patted his pockets for the book. "Oh! Ha, ha, you mean this - " Stan began as he tipped the check out counter a bit and began to look for the book. The only problem was that when Stan tipped the counter, he tipped it too far back. "It's gonna fall, everyone RUN!" Stan called.

"Is everyone okay!?" The director called after everyone ran off and the dust cleared, everyone said they were fine.

"Wait! Where's Dipper!?" Mabel panicked as she raced over to where they were standing.

"Under here." Dipper called as Mabel, Stan, and Wendy lifted the counter up and found Dipper under it.

"Dipper are you okay!?" The director questioned with worry.

"I'm fine, but I swear this show is gonna kill me one day!" Dipper said with a groan as he crossed his arms.

...

"Mabel we've gotta talk." Dipper said with a serious face as he picked up his journal. "Almost losing my journal made me realize that were half way through summer and still no closer to figuring out the big mystery of Gravity Falls." Dipper explained with a frown. "Gideon almost destroyed this town trying to get his hands on these journals!" Dipper added. "But why? Who wrote it? Where are all the other journals? What was Bill talking about when he said everything was going to change?" Dipper asked as he finished his line. "There's something...something..." Dipper began as he broke in a fit of laughter.

"CUT!" The director yelled as everyone groaned. "Why Dipper!? You were doing so good!" The director said with frown.

"Sorry but when I turned around Mabel was making faces at me." Dipper explained as he laughed again.

"Mabel!" The director yelled as she laughed too.

"Sorry but I couldn't pass up the chance to mock Dipper." Mabel explained as both twins laughed.

"Ugh! Take five everyone!" The director called as everyone on the set groaned.


A/N - Well there was chapter one! How was it? Good? Bad? I tried to make it funny as best as I could. I had to keep going back and watching the scenes on youtube and on tv to get stuff right lol. Anyway thanks for reading and please remember to REVIEW! Chapter two and part two of Scary-Oke will be up soon! Thanks again and remember to REVIEW! :) - DisneyChannelLover

P.S - I don't think you should wait, I think you should Speak Now.