sooo thanks to Taylor eaglebear for their comment which reminded me that i never posted the final chapter (oops) so here it is!

"MIKEY!"

Q's head immediately jerked up from the computer to face a livid Nemo. "What?"

"Why do the agents insist on breaking EVERYTHING?! I give them toys and within five minutes they have either destroyed or dismantled them! I personally watched one throw it off a bridge! A BRIDGE Q!"

Q sighed and rubbed one hand over his eye. "They seem to think if they destroy things then they get newer better things." he said and was taken aback by the narrowing of Nemo's violet eyes. he could almost see the wheels turning in the mans head.

"When is the next non lethal mission and who is it?"

"Umm...008 has to go to America to deliver a...package to the CIA. Simple and easy...why?"

Nemo grinned evilly at that. "I'm going to personally outfit 8 for the mission."

~~TWO DAYS LATER~~

008 walked the CIA agent off the plane and over towards the other agents. "Next time you need information I highly recommend just asking." he growled as he shoved the man towards the small group.

Just as the senior CIA agent was about to speak was when the vibrating started.

It started with the gun, faintly vibrating and was easily ignored.

Then came the watch which had been embedded with a tracking device. This vibrated even more, which was not as easy to ignore, but he did manage.

At that point the bubbles started forming.

Q-branch as well as R&D sat around Q-branch with bowls of popcorn and other treats passing between the minions. They all watched (and took pictures) as 008 was enveloped in florescent pink foam emitting from not only the gun but the watch, and his belt and his shoes.

Soon he was just a mass of pink bubbles and all the phones on the CIA operatives went off all at once.

"PLEASE TELL THE AGENT THAT THE NEXT TIME HE LOSES, DISPOSES OF OR BREAKS MY TOYS THE PUNISHMENT WILL BE WORSE"

After that no agent dared to purposely destroy, dismantle or lose their equipment. All except for Alex and James that is.

They had permission.