Dealing with the Worst DC

Chapter 3 Wade Meets Slade

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel or DC this is just a story for fun.

Deadpool and Bob finally made it to the city. The citizens gave the two costumed man a weird look and gave them a wide birth. The two Marvel characters made their way downtown taking in all the sites.

"You know for another dimension it doesn't look that different from ours." Pointed out Bob.

"Trust me Bob its different from ours. The people here ware their underwear on the outside instead of the inside." Said Deadpool.

As they continued you on a Chines man wearing a business suit followed them. Every now and the the man would lift his right arm up and whisper something into his sleeve. Deadpool noticed the man.

"Looks like a stalker. Maybe his a really big fan and his part of our fan club here." Said Wade.

"Don't be ridiculous. This is another dimension that doesn't have a Deadpool in it. That guy is probably a spy and his working with the bad guys here. Once we find Slade a bunch of guys are going to show up and try to kill use." Said Wilson.

"Should we kill him?" Asked Wade.

"No. The whole being ambushed by a bunch of killers is going to happen one way or another and besides I think will attract the wrong kind of attention if we kill that guy." Said Wilson.

"Fine." Muttered Wade.

Thirty minutes later Deadpool and Bob arrived at the apartment complex where Deathstorke was said to be. As the two of them went into the building the Chinese man that had been following them snuck into an alleyway and pulled out a communicator.

"Mighty Egg Fu I have followed the ones know as Deadpool and Bob to an apartment building, where I have learned they are trying to recruit Deathstroke to aid them."

"Very good. We shall send the Ten Eyed Man and a squad to kill them, they will be there soon." Said Egg Fu.

The spy put the communicator away and walked off. Deadpool and Bob entered an elevator and headed up to the Presidential suite. The two travelers exited the elevator and walked to a large fancy looking door. A small camera watched the duo approach the door.

"Man this is awesome! We're going to meet Deathstroke! I'm sure will be great buddies with him." Said Wade.

"Don't get your hopes up just yet. This is a crossover and like most crossovers people pretty much expect a fight between the crossover characters, especially if both parties are crazed killers." Said Wilson.

Deadpool grabbed the doorknob and threw the door open.

"Oh Slade Wilson A.K.A. Deathstroke, I'm a Wade Wilson, but you can call me Deadpool. I'm here to do an epic bad ass team up with you and kill a crab load of people!" Sang Deadpool.

Deadpool looked into the room and saw Deathstroke in full battle gear holding a assault rifle in one hand pointed at Deadpool's direction. Deathstroke pulled the trigger and a stream of bullets slammed into Deadpool and sent him crashing into the hallway.

"Holy crap!" Screamed Bob in fright as he fell onto his rear.

"Son of a bitch!" Screamed Wade.

"I told you this was going to happen." Said Wilson.

Deathstroke stomped out of the room and looked at the bleeding body of Deadpool, before turning his attention to the quivering Bob.

"Who sent you idiots to assassinate me?" Demanded Deathstroke as he pointed his gun at Bob.

Bob just whimpered in fear as Deathstroke coked his gun. Deadpool came to and leaped at Deathstroke jerking his gun arm up and making him fire bullets above Bob's head.

"Well that was one hell of a hello Deathstroke!" Said Deadpool as he and Deathstroke spun around fighting over the gun.

"How are you alive?" Demanded Deathstroke.

"Oh I have a healing factor kind of like you, but mines way more affective." Said Deadpool as he slammed Deathstroke's gun arm into a wall and made him drop it.

Bob meanwhile quickly crawled into Deathstroke's apartment to escape the fight. Deathstroke pushed Deadpool away from him and delivered a powerful kick to the Deadpool's chest sending him crashing into the apartment. Deadpool got up and backed into the kitchen as Deathstroke advanced towards him.

"You have a really nice place here." Said Deadpool, before he grabbed the refrigerator door and slammed it into Deathstroke's face.

Deathstroke staggered back, but he quickly recovered and kicked the refrigerator door into Deadpool making him stagger back. The Terminator, then grabbed Deadpool, stuck his head into the refrigerator and repeatedly slammed the door on it!

SLAM!

"Ow!"

SLAM!

"Ow!"

SLAM!

"Ow!"

Deadpool had enough and he slammed his elbow into Deathstroke's gut making him let go. The anti-hero then grabbed a rolling pin and proceeded to smack Deathstroke across the face with it several times. Deathstroke staggered into a counter, reached back and grabbed a frying pan. As Deadpool prepared to hit Deathstroke with the rolling pin, Deathstroke swung the frying pan and smashed it into Deadpool's head sending crashing out of the kitchen.

"Time to end this!" Said Deathstroke as he dropped the frying pan and pulled out his katana.

"It's slicing time!" Said Deadpool as he pulled out his swords.

The two of them began to slash their swords at one another as Bob sat in a corner and watched the fight. Deathstroke managed to knock one of Deadpool's swords away and it spun through the air, before it embedded itself in the floor a couple of inches from Bob's crotch. Bob put a protective hand over his crotch and whimpered.

"Man how long is this fight going to take?" Asked Wade.

"Well it shouldn't be that much longer, usually when the crossover characters are at each other's throats, the villains idiotically storm in and attempt to kill everyone, but end up failing and cause the characters to join forces." Said Wilson.

At that moment the front door exploded and in stormed the Ten Eyed Men followed by a dozen men wearing black ski mask carrying assault rifles.

"Prepare to die!" Laughed the Ten Eyed Men as he held his hands in front of him and revealed the eyes on his fingers.

Deadpool and Deathstroke stopped fighting to face the intruders. Deadpool noticed a pineapple that had rolled out of the kitchen was now near his feet. The anti-hero also noticed that Deathstroke was picking a smoke bomb from out of his utility.

"Hey eye guy dig fast!" Called Deadpool as he kicked the pineapple up at the Ten Eyed Man.

The Ten Eyed Man caught the pineapple and he instantly regretted it.

"Oh God my eyes! Aaaaaaaa!" Screamed the villain as he dropped the pineapple and stumbled around screaming in pain.

Deathstroke dropped the smoke bomb and the room was filled with smoke. There was the sound of gunfire, followed by the sound of slicing blades, and screams of death. A severed head fell into Bob's lap making him scream and toss it away. When the smoke cleared all the men with guns were dead and Ten Eyed Man was on his knees with Deadpool and Deathstroke pointing pistols at his face.

"Oh...man...my eyes! Oh...wait I don't hear anymore screaming. Oh...crap my men are dead...and I'm fixing to join...them." Said the Ten Eyed Man.

"Ding! Ding! Your right and now comes the part were everything ends in a bang!" Said Deadpool.

Deadpool and Deathstroke then pulled the triggers of their guns and the Ten Eyed Man's head exploded into pink chunks. Deathstroke looked at Deadpool.

"Since you helped me kill these guys, I'll listen to what you have to say."

"Alright! The awesome team up has began!" Cheered Deadpool as he pumped his fist in the air.

To be continued.