Wandering Hero

Chapter 2: Its a boy band!

Naruto stood side by side with Grover, waiting for Percy's arrival.

He had too quickly book a ticket to Manhattan on the same greyhound he was riding. Naruto could've taken Percy home with his chauffer but due to interference from Mr. Brunner, things didn't go his way.

Oh well.

Naruto idly glanced at Grover who was very fidgety, like he was expecting a bolt to blast him from oblivion. Naruto put hand on his shoulder.

"Dude chill out, I got this all under control, so please do me a solid and don't wet yourself," The blonde told.

"Im not wetting myself . . . yet," Grover whimpered.

Naruto put a hand over his brow not hiding his groan. This is not going to be easy.

Percy arrived and greeted.

They went aboard the greyhound and Grover's worries increased more.

"Grover what's your problem?" Percy said in concern.

"What's my problem?" Grover rudely pointed at Naruto, "He's my problem!"

Naruto grinned saying, "Nice to know."

Grover looked at Percy, "How much did he tell you?"

Percy was confused, the question was a bit vague.

"What did he told you besides being a demigod?" Grover elaborated.

"He told me about World War II being the center of a power struggle between many religion, Greco-romans ended up in a solitary life due to the guy name Indra, and im going to be chased by monster for the remainder of my life . . . that's all he told me in a nutshell."

"He said you're Greco-Roman," Grover paled.

"Yeah, he told me I was the son of Poseidon or Neptune, whatever name my dad prefers to be called," Percy said.

"It's Poseidon!" Grover corrected, "We had change when Greeks became Roman but after the fall Rome we went back to being Greeks."

Naruto raised an eyebrow, the way he corrected Percy that quick told the blonde that there was something that Grover was hiding.

Percy though looked like he got clearer on his dads identity.

Then Grover's mind clicked. He took a seat, his face in pure horror.

"You're the son of Poseidon?"

". . . Yeah," Percy hesitated.

"Oh dear gods then you're in more danger than we thought," Grover said in fear. "It's Thalia all over again, oh gods I can't fail.

Naruto wondered at that, danger from who or what? He also wondered who this Thalia chick was, hopefully she was hot and maybe date in the near future . . . if she was still alive.

Then his hair rose on the back of Naruto's neck, suddenly his breath hitched. The next thing was a blinding flash, a jaw-rattling boom! And the greyhound exploded.

Many civilians screamed.

Percy remembered feeling weightless, like he was being crushed, fried, and hosed down all at the same time.

He peeled off his forehead off the back of the seat and said, "Ow."

"Perce?" Naruto said hoarsely.

"I'm okay. . . ."

Percy tried to shake off the daze. He wasn't dead. The car hadn't really exploded. They'd swerved into a ditch. The side of the bus was wedged in dirt on the right side were the door was located. The roof had cracked open like an eggshell and rain was pouring in.

Percy wondered where the rain came from.

Lightning. That was the only explanation. They'd been blasted right off the road. Next to him in the backseat was a big motionless lump. "Grover!"

He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. Percy shook his hip which felt kind off fake, thinking, No! Even if you kept me in dark and left me clueless, you're my best friend and I don't want you to die!

Then he groaned "Food," and Percy knew there was hope.

"Good for you Grover," Naruto croaked.

Percy looked over to the blonde. Naruto's clothes were smoking; his sleeves were blasted off as golden lightning coiled around his arms.

"Grab Grover, we need to move. Now!" Naruto said as he tried to adjust his voice.

Percy nodded.

Many people groaned and wailed in pain, they were lucky to be alive.

Percy looked up desperately at the hole in the roof. It might've been an exit, but the edges were sizzling and smoking.

"I've got this," Naruto said in confidence.

His blue eyes sparked gold, Naruto spread his arms apart. Lightning snaked around his arms as sparks cracked like firecrackers. The blonde grunted as a golden electric perimeter circled the bus, what surprised Percy the most is what Naruto did next, the entire greyhound began to levitate of the dirt and now in the suspense of air until the blonde maneuvered the bus back on the road.

Percy let his jaw hung, "What did you do?"

"That was a Kinetic pulse," Naruto answered the elaborated more, "It's an electrokinetic/electromagnetic ability that allows me to effortlessly lift a variety of objects in the environment."

"That's pretty cool," Percy said honestly.

"Thanks but we need to move," Naruto gabbed Grover and place his hand over his chest.

"What are you doing?" Percy asked.

"Im waking him up," Naruto answered, sending an electric shock through Grover's chest.

Grover gasped as his eyes open wide.

"Wha-What happened?" Grover asked stuttered out, as his body tingled.

"What was that, electric healing," Percy said in wonder, what cant his friend do?

"Yep, I focused the neuro-electricity in his body and jolted him up awake healing any aches in his body," Naruto explained.

"Hey! What happened?" Grover asked desperately.

Naruto pointed up in the grey storm clouds answering Grover's question. Percy saw him whimper in fear and looked at him.

"We need to move!"

Percy didn't need to be told twice as he bolted behind him, Naruto leading upfront blasting the doors meters away with some sort of gold electric shockwave. Percy didn't really understand the move but he just had to roll with it and ask later.

Percy and his friends scrambled outside, grabbing their luggage out of the side of the hood.

Percy looked around noting that they were on the stretch of country road- no place you'd notice if you didn't break down there. On his side of the highway was nothing but maple trees and litter from passing cars. On the other side, across four lanes of asphalt, was an old-fashioned fruit stand, being pelleted by the raindrops as thunder boom.

Despite the bad weather the stuff on sale looked really good: heaping boxes of bloodred cherries and apples, walnuts and apricots, jugs of cider in a claw-foot tub full of ice. There were no customers, just three old ladies sitting in rocking chairs in the protection of a large yellow parasol, knitting the biggest pair of socks I'd ever seen.

The socks were the size of sweaters, but they were clearly socks. The lady on the right knitted one of them. The lady on the left knitted the other. The lady in the middle held an enormous basket of electric-blue yarn.

All three women looked ancient, with pale faces wrinkled like fruit leather, silver hair tied back in white bandannas, bony arms sticking out of bleached cotton dresses.

The weirdest thing was, they seemed to be looking right at Percy.

Percy looked over at Grover and Naruto to say something about this and saw that the blood had drained from Grover's face. His nose was twitching. Naruto expression didn't help either as he looked grim and faced him, figuring out ways to save him.

"Grover, Naruto?" Percy said. "Hey, Guys –"

"Tell me they're not looking at you. They are, aren't they?" Grover asked to Percy.

"Yeah. Weird, huh? You think those socks would fit me?"

"Not funny, Percy. Not funny at all."

The old lady in the middle took out a huge pair of scissors-gold and silver, long-bladed, like shears. Percy heard Grover catch his breath.

Percy saw Naruto's reaction as his eyes shifted to gold in anger, his hands blurred making hand signs or gang signs, Percy wasn't sure but he hoped for the later. He saw him finished whatever Naruto was doing with hands he raised his hand in the air and brought them down as they balled to fist. A golden bolt of pure lightning struck down from the sky, blasting the fruit stand and the three old ladies to smithereens. Percy ducked pulling Grover along with him as they dodged a deadly tomato flying in dangerous speed.

Percy stood up along with Grover. Percy was astonished as he saw the fruit stand blasted to dust and the parasol melted but he didn't saw the old ladies or their bodies burned in the ground.

Percy heard Naruto breath heavily and cursed under his breath.

"We need to go."

"Naruto, Grover – that snipping of the yarn. Does that mean somebody is going to die?"

Naruto didn't turned around as he continued to walk but Grover looked at Percy mournfully, like he was already picking the kind of flowers he'd like best on Percy's coffin.

Percy looked in horror at Grover as his mind clicked.

The rain calmed as Naruto commanded, but the storm clouds loomed over them.

"Those were Fates. Do you know what it means – the fact they appeared in front of you? They only do that when you're about to . . . when someone's about to die" Grover let out.

"Whoa. You said 'you'."

"No, he said someone!" Naruto said.

"He meant 'you'. As in me"

"I meant you, like 'someone'. Not you, you" Grover said trying to convince Percy that he was not on death's road.

"Percy there's no easy way to tell you this but you need to move out of the state and start praying to a new religion, because that's the only way to be separated from the Fates clutches," Naruto morbidly told.

Percy was a bit stunned but he looked at Naruto. The blonde got the message.

Naruto slid his hand grabbing his cellphone and tried to make a call but was rudely interrupted by lightning bolt from the sky. Naruto rolled away from harm, and saw five fallen angels descend from the sky, no, they were anemoi and each presented a different season while the other was storm.

They came down hovering close to the ground; the one in the middle was obviously the leader.

Naruto wasn't going to lie, the leader's smile was too bright, and he needed a warning label for it. He had a dark superman style hair, he had armor made out of stormy vapor, his eyes were electrical sparks in a living storm cloud, and black smoky wings.

The anemoi were lined representing the cycle of the four seasons.

Despite being part of spring and noted for being the kindest wind, this wind spirit was very violent as he swung his bronze kopis sword like a madman. His armor was made of cyclones with matching wings, and his face reminded Naruto of Weird Al Yankovic except it was an evil teenage version. He laughed similar to Al, Naruto made a mental note to kill him first.

Summer was one hot babe. She had long wavy bright red hair tied in a ponytail letting her bangs frame her above her blue eyes, beach-tanned skin that matched her hourglass body. She wore amazon armor and her weapon of choice was the bow. Naruto wasn't going to lie he had a thing for redheads, though just make things clear Nancy didn't count.

Autumn was a bit emo. Droopy mid-length black hair and dark eyes with pale skin, his armor didn't help either as it was made of stygian iron with a matching spear, and his wings were soaked and black. Naruto wondered if he was going to crack a poem of how much life sucked or how woe his life is.

Finally and last was the winter spirit who wasn't hard to spot. He had combed snow-white hair, pale blue eyes, pale bulky physique, and pair of pale purple wings. Greek armor that was no doubt made out of ice with a matching club, Naruto was surprised it hadn't melted.

"So can we help you guys?" Naruto asked in a friendly manner.

"Die!" yelled the spring spirit.

"Shut up Allen!" The leader yelled as his eyes sparked in electricity.

Allen obliged not losing his psychotic smile. Naruto was so going to vaporize him first.

The leader looked at Naruto, his smile being bright as always, "My name is Dylan, the last name you will ever hear foreigner."

Naruto had the urge to roll his eyes, My name is 'Insert name here', the last name you will ever hear foreigner, was so line two hundred eighty-two.

"What are they?" Percy whispered to Naruto.

"There anemoi, their minor wind spirits that represent the four winds the one in the middle though represents storm," Naruto whispered to the son of Poseidon.

Percy nodded and asked, "What do you guys want?"

"We're here on the orders of Zeus to kill you son of the sea," said the winter spirit coldly. No pun intended.

"He was talking to me Victor not you," Dylan growled.

Victor shrugged, not caring for his leader's authority.

Allen yelled, "Less talking more killing!"

Dylan eyes sparked in rage before he conceded, "Aw fuck it, charge!"

Allen and Dylan flew straight forward with their swords ready for maiming.

Naruto easily shot two golden bolts from his palms, the first hit Dylan making stray from his path and crash on the road, while the second was sent Allen making him fly backwards and sent crashing through a tree.

Naruto looked at Percy threw him his rolex watch which the raven caught.

"Percy, protect yourself with this," Naruto yelled.

"This is a rolex watch!" Percy told.

"Click the button on the side!" Naruto yelled as he blasted in the air.

Naruto easily dodged the arrows as he rode the air currents and released a volley of wind enhanced shurikens at the summer spirit, making it dodge away from while one nicked her right wing. She yelped as golden ichor poured down from her wing.

Autumn dived forward with his spear, ready to make Naruto into Hindu shish-kebab. The blonde showed skill as he grabbed the spear by the shaft and pulled over sideways, making him crash next to Victor who tried club Naruto by surprise. Both of the wind spirits fell from the sky conveniently crashing on top of Dylan, who was about to hack and slash Percy and Grover.

"Thanks!" Percy yelled in the air.

The blonde gave a thumbs-up, "You're welcome –"

Naruto quickly did the limbo as three deadly arrows passed him. The blonde glided acrobatically in the air, dodging the arrows from the hot summer spirit.

The son of Indra unleashed an air blast, knocking the arrows away quickly followed by a powerful lightning bolt or as Naruto called it missile bolt, zapping the summer spirit out of the sky.

A tree catapult straight at him, the Hindu demigod curved away from harm. Seeing Victor as the offender, the blonde glared at him as he was about blast him in a cloud of gold shower.

Then Naruto's sensitive hearing twitched as he heard wings flapped near him. The blonde ducked down as Allen came swiping his kopis while he yelled, "Sneak attack!"

He's not very bright, that much Naruto knew.

Allen turned around slashing madly at Naruto. The blonde fluently dodged stroke and swipe, Allen still had psychotic smile but Naruto could hear his grunts and anger every time he dodged. Allen went for a faint to the belly as Naruto saw it and went along the play. He could see Allen's eyes gleam as he changed his belly slash to a downward slash to the head, believing that he caught the blonde of guard.

Allen jaw dropped for the first time as Naruto clasped his hands together catching the kopis in between.

Naruto smirked, "Don't look so shocked,"

Naruto unleashed endless volts of electricity that coursed over Allen's body, screaming in agony. The spring spirit exploded in gold shower.

Naruto's body ached as bolt struck him down, but the blonde quickly regained from the sneak attack and glided back to the sky, narrowly missing his intimate meeting to the ground.

Naruto saw Dylan smirking arrogantly pointing his xyphos at him.

Naruto blasted forward with Allen's kopis as golden electricity snaked around into the blade. The kopis clashed with Dylan's xyphos, a ball of lightning erupted between them, frying the air with purple tendrils of power.

Naruto snarled like a wild animal showing his unnatural sharp canines, his eyes sparking in gold. Dylan struggled as his superman hair style was frazzled and gritting his teeth in frustration. The blonde won the power struggle, as his kopis grazed his xyphos.

Dylan regained balance as he was pushed back. The storm spirit looked up seeing Naruto lunged at him like a demon in the sky making Dylan to quickly parry the slash, sparks flew in the air.

Naruto slashed ruthlessly leaving shallow cuts through Dylan's poor defensive skills.

Victor came through Dylan's aid. His icy club hit Naruto's right-side, forcing the blonde deflect with the kopis, making the weapon take burden of the damage as he flew a away a good yards away from the spirits.

The battle in the sky changed as the blonde was now on defensive. Naruto was being struck side by side as Dylan and Victor in perfect sync. Naruto parried Dylan's stroke and ducked under Victor's club. The blonde quickly saw an opportunity and quickly landed a slash to Victor's side. Dylan came from Victors behind, assaulting the son of Indra with violent strikes and swipes. The blades met in struggle, Naruto snaked his blade to side making the struggle downward, giving the blonde and opening to land a kick his face, blasting the storm spirit yards away.

Naruto turned around seeing Victor nurturing his deep gash to his side.

Naruto raised the kopis, summoning a lightning bolt from the sky, as the bolt hit the tip of the blade, the blonde quickly brought the yellow tendril down to Victor's shoulder, making him crash the road as cracks hinged. Dylan came charging with his xyphos aiming at Naruto's spine.

Squelch

Blood dripped from Dylan's mouth; he looked down seeing Allen's kopis plunged in his armor as his gold ichor spilled. Naruto had already heard Dylan a good distance away, easily timing the time to grab his wrist and make him miss his strike. Naruto crushed his wrist making him release his xyphos from his grasp. The blonde released his grip on his kopis and grabbed the xyphos; he twirled around the air and swiped over his neck, cutting Dylan's head clean off.

The storm spirit burst in gold shower as Naruto caught the kopis again.

Naruto looked around seeing the remainder of his enemies, Percy and Grover were nowhere to be seen on the road but sensed that his weapon was with Percy in the forest and the sound of clashes confirmed it.

He landed on the road.

Victor raised his club in a defensive stance.

Naruto walked calmly, he let a small smile grace his face though his eyes showed a different story. His normal bright blue eyes were hollow not out of coldness or of murder, but more on pure boredom.

The son of Indra expected more, but this was the best that the anemoi could offer. How incredibly boring.

Naruto gripped the two swords encasing them with golden aura.

Chakra, many other pantheon would arrogantly call it another sort of magic, but in reality Chakra was the oldest form of power, existing in the void of beginning. Chakra was the energy that coursed the infinite world that was Brahman. A gift that the great Hagoromo introduced to the first lands of the world, through the help and guidance of his father Vishnu.

A thick layer of golden lightning mixed with the energy, making the lightning crackle violently.

Divine gold eyes gazed upon the frightened winter spirit.

SQUELCH

Let's rewind the clock a few minutes for the son of Poseidon.

"This is a rolex watch!" Percy told.

"Click the button on the side!" Naruto yelled as he blasted in the air.

Percy stared at awe as his friend literary flew to the sky, meeting the anemoi in battle; he looked like a blonde delinquent version of superman.

Percy's amazement of his friends abilities were cut short as Grover tackled him down to the ground, dodging the impending lightning bolt aimed at him.

The raven-haired boy got too his feet seeing Dylan's bright smile. Percy turned his eyes away, where was the warning label on those teeth?

"Thanks," Percy said, now looking at his friend.

He looked fine, nothing burned and his furry legs looked in shape too . . . wait what!

"G-Grover! You're legs!"

"That doesn't matter right now."

"It doesn't matter? From the waist down, One of my best friends is a donkey – "

Grover let out a sharp, throaty "Blaa-ha-ha!"

Percy heard him make that sound before, but he always assumed it was a nervous laugh. Now he realized it was more of an irritated bleat.

"Goat!" he cried.

They had to cut conversation after rolling out of harm's way from one Dylan's lightning bolts. Percy rolled out of the opposite direction of Grover's way. The demigod got up and asked.

"What?"

Grover saw Dylan charging for another bolt and looked back to Percy.

"I'm a goat from the waist down."

"You just said it didn't matter."

"Blaa-ha-ha! There are satyrs who would trample you under hoof for such an insult!"

"Good to know."

Percy said as he dodged another bolt .Though Percy's movement wasn't perfectly timed he managed to avoid from getting fatally hit. His shirt got grazed but he was fine.

Percy looked at the rolex. He wondered how would this protect but he decided to believe his for once and put it on as quickly as possible, because dodging stray lightning bolts wasn't his idea of spending summer. Once it was strapped, Percy immediately clicked the button on the side.

The former rolex immediately transformed into an ornamental silvery-steeled triangular shield that oddly shaped into a kite. At the shields center is a depiction of a broad cross with strange engraving that looked squiggly lines to Percy, around it was a segmented circle from which knightly swords protrude, representing some sort of table. The shields edges were embellished with gold-plated rivets, while the edges are decorated with brief touches of gold-plated metal sheets.

The shield gave Percy a weird vibe, as if something godly powered it. It also felt very out of place in Percy's hand as almost as if he should've had another shield instead of this. Percy looked at Dylan and saw him pale in fear, but quickly regained his vigor and grabbed his xyphos.

I could use a sword like that, Percy thought, except his sword would be so much cooler and menacing.

Just as Dylan was about take flight and lunge ant Percy, his allies unceremoniously crashed on top of him.

Percy looked an saw Naruto hovering in the sky.

"Thanks!" Percy yelled in the air.

The blonde gave a thumbs-up, "You're welcome –"

Naruto quickly did the limbo as three deadly arrows passed him. The blonde glided acrobatically in the air, dodging the arrows from the summer spirit.

Victor and Dylan quickly regained their footing, and looked up to the sky in anger. They were seriously pissed off. Victor flew to nearby tree, opening his big arms giving the trunk of the tree a bear hug in Percy's perspective but soon realized he was uprooting as he flew upwards in great force. That was going to take a while, so Percy didn't have to dwell on him for a while.

Dylan looked to be charging a bolt from the sky. Percy couldn't reach so it was pointless in trying.

Then came the emo spirit, don't judge Percy because the spirit looked like one.

Percy didn't knew his name so he decided to call him Willie. Willie stood up and pointed his spear at him.

"You will die, and I will be awarded by the greatness of the mighty Zeus," Willie said, as the summer spirit crashed to the road exploding in a gold shower in the background.

Am I supposed to snap my fingers? Was that even a poem? Percy's dyslexic mind was swimming to places these days.

Though the storm rumbled a thunderous approval, Percy was pretty sure that Naruto didn't do that.

Willie flew forward with his spear aimed.

Captain America I believe in you! Percy thought, aiming the kite shield forward, hoping for some divine protection. His hope came through as golden portal of protection emitted from the divine shield. Percy was shocked as the shield repelled Willie away, who ricocheted to a trunk of a tree and fully smashing to the next one.

Grover trotted next to Percy with the spoils of the summer spirit in equal awe.

Willie burst from the branches, he did not looked happy. He clutched his spear strongly, and spread his wings, water formed in the shape of human-sized toothpicks.

Those look dangerous, Percy thought.

The son of Poseidon was put back on the defensive; he hefted the divine shield for its protection as Grover hid behind him. The deadly toothpicks packed enough force to cut metal itself but bounced of the shield like flies.

"Percy you distract him while I get a clear shot from behind," Grover told.

"Why me?" Percy asked, he had a divine shield but he could've give to furry friend though Percy had no aim.

"You're more annoying," Grover stated in honesty.

". . . . I would bash your head with this shield if I wasn't busy blocking these annoying toothpicks."

"Even if you did that, it would only prove my point."

Percy gave a brooding stare. The attacked stop as he saw willie take a break, this was their chance. Both went into separate directions of the forest, it was a good place for concealment or playing hide-and-seek.

"Hey Willie, I've seen better aim from Dylan," Percy taunted.

Willie growled no doubt he didn't enjoy the comparison.

"My name is – "

"Don't care," Percy rudely cut in.

Willie let out a frustrated and threw his spear at him. Percy immediately blocked with the divine shield. The spear bounced harmless and tore the nearby tree trunk.

The raven winced, that could've been his entire ribcage.

The autumn spirit willed the moisture in the air summoning two set of water-based spears.

Willie flew forward and launched the spear, Percy blocked it like another casual day. As the son Poseidon blocked the projectile, Willie went to the side, were the shield wasn't facing. The autumn spirit grinned victoriously and pitched with his right hand.

Percy eyes widened in fear, Uh-oh.

Just when Willie's victory seemed certain an arrow entered in and out of his cranium. Willie didn't seem to notice this as he still grinned but his eyes were swimming to places until he fell and exploded in a shower of gold.

"Boom headshot!" Grover yelled in victory.

Percy looked at him in profound surprise.

Grover immediately blushed for the brash words that came out of his tongue and stuttered awkwardly, "H-hooray we won . . ."

Percy snapped out of his surprise, "You saved me."

"I-i-it was nothing Percy . . ." Grover said modestly, though he seemed proud out of it.

"Nothing? Grover what you did was awesome," Percy told, giving his half-barnyard animal a good pat on the back.

"Thanks Percy that means a lot to me," Grover said honestly, before his mood shifted, "We need to help Naruto. He's still fighting the other anemoi."

Percy nodded at that. He didn't particularly know who anemoi were but he did know that his friend needed help.

He ran while Grover trotted out of the forest.

Naruto did not need help.

He had scorched hole on the backside of his shirt but he was fine. Though his appearance was concerning, his hands looked he got out of a slaughter house and no doubt he was the butcher as his swords dripped golden ichor.

"Uh, Naruto there's blood on your face," Percy hesitantly said.

"I know Perce."

". . . I was just pointing it out . . . just saying that's all," Percy felt pretty awkward.

Hopefully they can go home quickly and get to his mom.

Done! TenshinG here guys support me on my official profile, fav and follow the stories you enjoy the most. To be honest this story isn't really highly focused on to do list but I won't mind continuing it for you guys though the updates will be slow.

Everyone know my Hero of the Dead: Road to the Ninja? Yeah im rewriting it completely and changing Naruto's teammates minus Kakashi (Love that guy). Yes no Sakura and Sasuke you can cheer if you want or stay neutral on it. Though don't you expect Hinata or any from the other roster from rookie nine in his team. It's a surprise for you guys except for Engineer4ever (He knows already) you can insert your complain on the review or on Engineer4ever PM. Lol.

The Naruto di Angelo and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief will be moved into this page due to not being a main focus anymore.

Warning: This is a Rant on all the Naruto haters, read at own risk.

Naruto Ch. 692 . . . Sasuke has been playing to many Naruto revolution games and maybe took his Napoleon costume way too seriously. . .

Okay all jokes aside.

I fucking called it! Ever since chapter 631 came out and on page 13 (Yes irony is there folks) Sasuke said he would become Hokage, many people dropped the manga or threw a damn hissy fit due to hating Sasuke. I'll use a line from a famous duo of authors, were many people followed like sheep.

Kur0Kishi said . . .

"Chapter 631. Now there's Suspension of Disbelief and then there's Insulting my Fucking Intelligence. Guess which one this chapter is.

Sasuke wants to be Hokage and Naruto does everything short of ACTUALLY kissing him while the net is full of people proclaiming Kishimoto's greatness. If that wasn't already bad enough, it also happens to be full of people SQUEEING to kingdom come about Minato comparing Sakura to Kushina while Naruto grins and nods. Let me get this straight first, I don't care about that ship tease, what I DO care about is that as far as those three idiots are concerned, Hinata can die offscreen for all it matters. I'm not a Hina/Naru shipper TBH, far from it, but ignoring a girl's confession after she tried so hard is pretty jerkassish to me. Even a polite, 'No I don't like you because your eyes freak me out' wouldn't have been as assholish as this.

Is is something in the water? Is the air too poluted?"

Let's ignore Kushina and Sakura comparison because to me that was just a glancing scene along with a comedy one. I guess they failed to notice along with the sheep.

All eyes on Sasuke (I know that's hard some of you to do but please bear with me). No one kissed Sasuke, no one supported Sasuke's dream. Naruto didn't even screamed the Uchiha's name like Sakura, no he glanced at him with suspicion and neutrally.

Shikamaru along with Shino stated the flaw of Sasuke's ambition on being Hokage. Sasuke picked pretty interesting lines that triggered Naruto to remember Itachi's wisdom on being Hokage (Ch. 631, pg.14-15). Naruto promised to deal with Sasuke, the god of oaths that Naruto is, he's holding his promise to that important figure.

Sasuke had his own agenda in the beginning, Juugo his most loyal follower questioned Sasuke's motive, because that dude did not buy his sincere help and lending hand without some ulterior motive. Sai too didn't show trust and many Sasuke lovers bitched at him that he was just jealous of him. In the end Sai was right. Believe it! (. . . What too soon?)

Chapter 692 was the chapter of the year to me. It proved all the people who thought that were smart an intelligent look darn stupid or flat out shocked (to those who went with the flow on the story are the latter). Masashi Kishimoto does deserve being the author of Naruto. Page 8 was my favorite scene of all time in Naruto. It made Kakashi and Sakura who had more intellect than Naruto act out in shock in Sasuke's revelation, Naruto who was the dumb and naive gave me the best face, neutral and saw through his shit ten miles away. One would say that Naruto is smarter duh, but he isn't, Naruto has a better gift than being intelligent and that was his perception, the core ability that makes a ninja and it's not being smart (I hate Authors that just write smart Naruto with no character flaws and fail to see his perceptive side and faults, they showed me how smart they are). That reaction scene was our scene, the real people and fans who didn't trust Sasuke was Naruto's face, the stupid (Sakura) and shocked (Kakashi) were all of the readers who read Naruto.

This is my statement no matter how smart you are a person with half a brain can still figure out more than you, it's a fact that goes to the real life, here's an example my uncles are all immigrants with no education and started out working as carpenters, years later they make so much money they have houses and families to support and plan out the things they need to build a house like experts, measurement, flooring, width, angle, etc. The people wonder why they always lose their job to the otherside.

Kur0Kishi and all of you who bitched, whine, agreed, and nodded to that stupid ass rant, and how Kishimoto is making Naruto worse insert name here to agree, were never truly smart you guys were wrong and proven stupid on Naruto Ch. 692 (It doesn't matter if you graduated Highschool or College, any person with half a brain could do it or your grades got curved enough to pass. That shit happens)

If I get hate then it proves how far I shoved my eight-sized foot up your ass (Haters mostly). God that felt good to write! My only regret I couldn't say it to your damn face, internet has downsides I guess.

Other topic.

Naruto the Last movie. I'm hyped for this movie, can't deny it. Sakura, TenTen, and Temari are hot damn! Not much differences on Shikamaru and Lee except with sharper features and mature looks. Choji is rocking that goatee! Gaara and Kakashi looking badass as ever. I guess Kishi finally used those proto designs on Sasuke and added his pimp chains and turban (don't know for sure on the latter).

Finally the star of the show, Naruto.

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Guys, there's a thin line between stupidity and pointless complaint. Now I see in today's age we can cross it without tact. Thanks modern age! (Note my sarcasm). Everyone wanted Minato hair . . . As a amateur artist and have a keen eye of unique art I will state that the minato hair makes Naruto look stupid and very bland, the orange loving guy can't pull off his dad's hairstyle. The hair won't even make him look wild, seriously was so wild about Minato's hair? Kushina a women said that it made him girly. So everyone wants girly Naruto . . . I see.

The sketch that Kishimoto gave us in 'The Last' was a strong, mature, and manly Naruto. I practically like his hair; it really suits his new outlook. His facial features are strong and bold, not some cliché Main character gets longer hair in his adult hood. Naruto is similar to Gohan and Goten in one aspect, they are compared to their fathers' looks frequently but they changed in their teens showing everyone that they are their own person. Naruto is his own person, not the chip of the old block.

I made a drawing of this in my deviantart called 'The Last or Fandom' got to my profile page and theirs a link to DVA (Deviant art. Just clarifying). I don't want to shove my belief into you guys but im stating this as my opinion (The one that disagrees: Screw you're opinion, America fuck yeah!) along with my rant. Your decision is solely on you. Agree or Disagree.

TenshinG out.