Disclaimer: Ansatsu Kyoushitsu and Harry Potter, does not belong to me.

General Warnings: Crossover. Swearing. Harry's Mind.

Summary: Kokujin Ran was in Class A for a mere day. The next he transferred to Class E. They couldn't be as bad as those idiots. Drabble.

The Questionable

The next day, the entire track and field team was out sick and part of both the football and tennis team was missing.

Korosensei stood in front of the class, face flashing between red (anger) - (how dare they not include the rest of the class, this was a learning experience) - and green (happiness) - (yay, they're learning!). Karasuma had his head to the wall, fingers pinching the bridge of his nose, torn between resignation - (it was a class of assassins in training, someone was going to do something about everything) - and irritation - (he was the one who had to deal with the Headmaster).

Jelavic-sensei on the other hand...

"Racchan, you're my favorite!" had Ran squished between her breasts, proclaiming her eternal love for the small boy as well as singing him and Karma praises, "Good job you two! You both took my lessons to heart and showed those no good assholes how assassins deal with problems." Really, only Okajima and Korosense was jealous, watching as Ran's head were squeezed by two glorious orbs... they looked away before they started to drool.

Karma had escaped unscathed and was staring at his suffocating classmate with an unreadable smile and devious red eyes before switching his gaze to the blonde-haired beauty, "Hey, Bitch-sensei!" Even that detestable nickname didn't deter her, "If you don't let Racchan go, he might go..." He smirked, finger pointing downwards. "... to hell, of course."

It was only then Irina noticed the blue color her favorite student in the whole entire world had turned. "Oh my!" Releasing her tight hold, Ran fell on his butt and took calming puffs of air, face still blank... if a little blue from lack of oxygen. "I'm so sorry Racchan, you're alright, aren't you?"

The green-eyed teen gave Jelavic-sensei a considering look, "All good teachers try to kill their students at least once," he commented without any real meaning. Dumbledore had planned his death. Trelawney had predicted his death. Hagrid - on many many occasions - had sent them to their beastly deaths (Aragog, Norberta, Fluffy, Blast-Ended Skrewts). And every Defense Professor ever has tried to kill him. It was a wonder why Harry didn't have a complex... oh wait. Death had killed his emotions. "It just means you're a good teacher," He gave her a wary look that still managed to be dead-eyed, "I hadn't expected that from you. I will strive to be more careful in the future."

And before the woman could get over her shock of being called a good teacher - because squeeee! Racchan called her a good teacher (completely ignoring the doubt of her abilities) - the boy walked off to the corner Karma sat, a Ran-glare (meaning a small narrowing of eyes) on his face. "And please don't call me Racchan, Karmacchi."

Karma didn't even pretend to care and continued to smile, "Why not Racchan, getting annoyed?"

"I don't get annoyed, but you might find a scorpion in your next meal, Karmacchi."

"I feel loved."

"Great. Feel love and die."

Isogai stepped in between the two, wanting to start planning before both Ran-kun and Karma-kun broke something. "Please, not now, we still have to come up with a plan to defeat Class-A," A worried frown appeared on his face, "I heard that Asano invited students from all around the world to be on his team."

Karma stared at the 'supposed' leader of their class, "I thought it was obvious what we were going to do."

Terasaka spun in his chair to pin a squinty-eyed glare on the apparently stupid teen. "And what was that plan? Cause the rest of us would like to know."

And they did, including a curious Korosensei who had a bad feeling about what was going to be said next.

Surprisingly, instead of an empty, deadpan voice (Ran), Nagisa spoke up with a sigh - "We kill them." and before anyone could speak, he gave a small smile, "If there's no competition, we win by default."

Out of everyone in the class, Kayano's gasp was the loudest, yellow eyes wide and dramatically shocked. And rather than yelling at Nagisa, she turned on, "Karma!" False tears were welling up in her eyes as she spoke slowly and with intent. "How could you! Tainting the only hint of innocence we had ("No offense Manami-chan!")," Tears had disappeared, only to be replaced with righteous fury. Ritsu took this time to roll herself in back of Kayano, screen absent of the purplette. "Ripping apart the murder cherry with your proverbial attitude," A backdrop of crashing waves appeared on screen as Kayano put one foot on the desk, looking off into the distance. "And not only are you guilty of defiling Nagisa-chan's virtue! You have desecrated the chastity of my best-friend."

For a full minute, it appeared as if everyone was too stunned by the impromptu performance that is, until Karma grinned a Glasglow grin and commented with all the nonchalance of a lazing cat, "While I wouldn't mind defiling Nagisa-chan's virtue-" The slim bluenette had been blushing before but at Karma's words, it looked as if he was about to spontaneously combust. "I do believe Nagicchan was joking."

Slowly, Kayano slid back down to her seat, continuing her downwards descent until only the tips of her teal hair was showing, "Oh..." she paused, "I knew that." It seemed she had been serious.

An awkward silence filled the room - Karma enjoying the tension with only a devil's delight and Ran being forcibly gagged by a terrifying Yuki-onna who was still smiling.

Finally, Korosensei appeared in the middle of the class, clapping his tentacles to get everyone's attention. "Now that... that's over. We can decide the plan... with Isogai being the leader. Meaning no rude comments, " He glared at Ran, "inappropriate comments," Karma, "embarrassing dialogues," Kayano, "and explosions." The rest of the class in general.

And suddenly, Isogai was the center of attention. Isogai, who froze like a cornered rabbit.

"If we aren't going to plan, we can talk about when Karma violated Na-" Duct-tape was slapped over Ran's mouth, a nervously laughing Nagisa sitting innocently beside him.

"No." This was from a hungry Sumire and Rio who both had to skip breakfast to make it to school in time.

"I don't know, talking about me and Nagisa sounds like fu-" Another flash of duct-tape.

Nagisa gave an apologizing Megu an appreciative glance. And promised he'd protect her from Karma's promise of revenge that was practically radiating from blood-red eyes.

"We'll talk about the event," Terasaka interjected in a sharp growl, "it starts in three hours and I would like to actually win." Unlike every other year before this. That sobered up the room, many looking down and some starting to draw simple strategies on their desk.

"Um," Once again Isogai was put on the spot, though this time he continued to speak, albeit haltingly. "I - uh, actually think Nagisa-kun had - um, a point."

"You want us to kill them." It wasn't even a question, Sugino just looked curious.

"Not exactly, more like-" He bit his lip at everyone's looks, but forged on with admirable strength. "We use our individual skills and trip them up." At the end, he sounded a bit better, more authoritative. "Karma, Nagisa, Maehara and Sugino will be running interference. Sugaya will be in charge of misdirection with Masayoshi, Ran and Mimura. Muramatsu and Yoshida will be decoys. Terasaka, Okajima will be the muscle. Takabayashi and Chiba, reinforcements. Itona is our secret weapon." While he spoke, he drew out four different plans on the chalk-board, each plan underlined and showing who was doing what.

At the end of his spiel, even Karasuma-sensei had to admit his approval.

Tentacles.

Molting.

Mucus.

Speed of Sound.

Class 3-E was finally ready.

a/n: Yes. I added another plan. You'll all see it in the next chapter. Also, the newest update is freaking awesome. I always knew Kanzaki was bad-ass. I'm also sorry if Kayano is a bit over the top... that is all.

Reviews:

Dream Bound Nightmare: Death in Supernatural is bit too posh for my taste. But it was the type of posh that I loved. Thanks for the reviews. Karma/Harry? I'm torn between Karma/Nagisa and Karma/Harry. But the pairing are very loose right now.

Genderless Person: Karma/Nagisa is my OTP. That's why I'm so torn. I want Karma for Harry but I couldn't picture Nagisa with anyone other than Karma (and maybe Asano). So Korosensei/Ran is more likely than Karma/Harry. Also your review is awesome. I love you lots. Physically powerful, I would put him and Nagisa on the same level. Ran is long-ranged with both magic and weapons. The sword is his only exception so... meh. The muse was with me after reading the newest update. Ch. 144. Thank you!

moonglazerz: Probably just Karma and Ran with Nagisa giving them unintentional ideas. Thanks for the review.

Yue no Kitsune: I love long reviews. Let me just tell you that first. And yeah, I was with you with the whole - scour ffnet for some goof AK fic. Mostly KHRxAK, but there's barely any good ones. I ship Nagisa with all three but I don't want him with Ran XD Thank you for trying out my story! Fran is awesome. Kuroko is awesome. So why wouldn't I love someone with both their personalities. Karma and Ran have such like minds, it's scary. And that part with Ran saying why he's in class-e, I'll save that for later. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Thank you everyone else who took the time to write a review. I read all and loved all.