Texts between Dick and Wally were always a bit random. Neither thought much of it, not really. Both had eventually come to the habit of just texting a stray thought to the other one, not really minding if there was a response or not. They knew when the other was using sarcasm, being totally serious, extremely busy...needing a few reassuring words. There was never any doubt.
Well, unless you involved autocorrect.
Or if Wally accidentally switched his phone to some foreign language.
Of course there are incidents; you gotta make room for a few exceptions.
(D is of course Dick, W is Wally, and "Break" means a new conversation. These are all just random.)
D - you bringing food tonight
W - ya b there in 10 min getting some hickey
D - ...
W - I WROTE CHICKEN **** YOU AUTOCORRECT
Break
W - dude what does it mean to ship a couple what the heck
D - *sends drawing of a couple tied together with panicked eyes in a box with the UPS logo on it*
W - funny.
D - i am
W - apparently means a couple you support in a fandom or whatever
D - guess it takes an iceberg to break it up
W - ...
W - you didnt just do that
D - *sends picture of cat wearing shades with the caption 'LIKE A BOSS' *
Break
W - dude why are there no real vampires today
D - all killed themselves after reading Twilight
W - oh
Break
W - you free today
D - dang right I am *sends photo shopped picture of himself standing in front of American Flag with fireworks and a Bald Eagle*
Break
W - im exhausted
W- and bruised
W - and sore
W - and hungry
D - well quit bothering Artemis and your problem is solved
Break
W- so i have cheese but no crackers
D - sounds like youre cracka-lackin
Break
W - ran into a tree
D - LOL
D - U okay
D - or I should say oaky
D - haha
D - sorry
D - hey
D - dude you alright
This is fun...I might have enough in me for a few more chapters! Just say the word, and I'll get writing some more ;)
Hope ya like it
:)