Xiahou Dun slammed the door and stomped his feet towards his table, he has that grumpy look that old man has. The reason is, he was forced to be a host of a ridiculous show. He sat down and opened the mailbox that was placed beside his table(don't ask why) and found a letter from Jia Xu.
Master Xiahou Dun,
Does it never come to your mind to invade a house? Join to my side and we shall rule the world-
Xiahou Dun didn't bother finishing the letter and rip it in two, then writes a letter to Jia Xu.
Jia Xu,
Screw the formal words. I'm pretty sure your plan isn't as wise as the words you chose.
Xiahou Dun,
Ah. As expected of Master Xiahou Dun. Actually, my plan is to invade Sima Yi's house.
Jia Xu,
What for?
Xiahou Dun,
I'm planning to take over his Answer Letters segment. You should join me and we will rule the Dynasty Warriors side of together!
Jia Xu,
I think you're still drunk from the last banquet. I don't even know what you're talking about.
Xiahou Dun,
Poor choice, Master Xiahou Dun. When I finally took over his mailbox, the fame will only be directed to me, and not you…well then, good night.
Jia Xu
Xiahou Dun stared at Jia Xu's letter with straight look. "Huh."
Ma Chao,
Gay.
Xiahou Dun
Ma Dai,
Too late. I read his letter first.
Xiahou Dun,
Oh, no! You said something bad, didn't you? So that's why he's having a bad mood today!
Ma Dai
Xiuyi,
I don't know what a vampire is either. Oh, isn't Jia Chong one of them? Ask him.
Uncle Dun
PS: Your father probably ate the plant, too. You might want to look for him
Uncle Dun,
Why don't you help me?
Xiuyi,
Your father is a grown man, your brother is, too. They do not need my help. *he's just saying excuses*
Uncle Dun
And then, the mailman gave him another letter from Jia Xu.
Xiahou Dun,
Still saying no?
Jia Xu,
Yes.
Xiahou Dun,
That's too bad. Xun Yu is on my side now. Please think about it and join me.
Jia Xu,
Why are you doing this again?
Xiahou Dun,
Because I don't have my own segment! Everyone knows I'm a better strategist than Sima Yi, why can't I have one?
Jia Xu,
I don't know. I don't think that you can take over his place, though. Do you know his robot maid? I heard you will get sucked into her skirt if you anger her.
Xiahou Dun,
Isn't that a good thing?
Jia Xu,
If she was a normal human, maybe.
Xiahou Dun,
Anyway, Xun Yu will transport you to my place. You can't say no, Master Xiahou Dun.
Jia Xu
Xiahou Dun suddenly rises from his seat, "What?! DON'T DRAG ME INTO YOUR JEALOUSY PROBLEM-" he got transported before he can finish his sentence.
Xiahou Dun stares at a laughing Jia Xu with 'so-done-with-life' looks. Jia Xu stopped laughing, and crossed his arms, "That was a wise choice, Master Xiahou Dun. I knew you would come to my side sooner or later."
"Are you fucking kidding me-" "Anyway, we will leave the job of stealing Sima Yi's mailbox to you." Said Jia Xu.
"Xun Yu can just transport himself there with his magic wide hole."
"Uh, no I can't. Sima Yi's already suspicious of us so, we can't really invade his house."
"Is that why you wanted me to come?"
They nodded.
"You can just ask Xu Shu, or Ma Gay, or-" "I can transport you right to his mailbox if you want." Xun Yu said, then Xiahou Dun got sucked in against his will.
He dropped right beside Sima Yi's mailbox, he cursed out loud but good for him, no one was there. He was about to touch the mailbox but Chunhua caught him mail-handed.
And once again, Chunhua threw a table to his face.
Please don't mind the wrong grammars, I'm kinda tired and sleepy. Also congrats for Sima Yi insertmanyfandomshere senpai having the 100th chapter.