It was yet another hectic day for the Helmsley-McMahon family or more popularly known as The House of Authority .

Stephanie McMahon and her husband Hunter were getting ready for a charity dinner organized by their business partner Shawn Michaels when they heard their two youngest sons, Randy and Seth were arguing downstairs, probably were fighting for the tv remote again.

"What the hell, " Hunter groaned, "I wonder what Randy is taking from Seth now. I thought when we bought him a DVD player for his bedroom he'd stop bothering Seth,"

"Darling, you know Randy well. He was just looking for our attention," Stephanie replied as she was putting her diamond earring on. "Have you called Laura yet?," Hunter asked, referring to their babysitter who would be assigned to watch the two boys. "Yeah,I just did. Unfortunately she had came with a flu cold, so she won't be able to make it for us tonight," Stephanie said.

"What? Then who'll watch the boys?" Hunter was surprised. "Don't worry, I'd make Kane to babysit them ," Stephanie grinned. "Kane?" Hunter frowned, "I thought he'd hang out with his freak buddy tonight? "

He really didn't like the fact his eldest rebellious kid was best friend with the local undertaker's son, Mark something he could not quiet recall. Kane was really the odd one in the family. He was just turning sixteen years old and he loved weird , creepy stuff.

"I'm punishing him," Steph said, "His teacher just called me yesterday saying he beat down a kid that he thought was a goatface. The poor boy ended up with almost broken neck. I think I'd go visit him and his mom some time to apologize on behalf of our son,"

"Alright then, "Hunter nodded as they both made their way downstairs.

Upon seeing their parents, Randy and Seth stopped fighting. "Mommy you looked so pretty tonight!" The 7-year-old Seth exclaimed as he rushed to his mother. Stephanie blew him a kiss on cheek. "Mommy and daddy are going to ' dinner," Hunter smiled, ruffling Seth's hair. "Can I go with you? I hate Randy," Seth whined. " "Crybaby, " Randy mocked Seth, resulting in his father shot him a glare.

Just then Kane appeared , dressed in his favourite black tshirt with red flame design and jeans, a backpack slung over his shoulder. "Where you think you going young man?" Hunter stopped Kane as he about to walk past them to get to the door. "Going to see Mark," Kane grumbled, " His dad promised me to teach me how to build a coffin, so I can book two for your sizes," He boldly added.

Hunter was tempted to shoot a punch to the kid's face, if his wife had not stepped in. "Uhuh, " Stephanie shook his head, "You are not going anywhere for a whole month because you're grounded," She said, causing Kane to be utterly shocked. "What? You can't do this to me!" He shouted. "Sure I can, because, A, I'm still your mother and I was in charge of this house,and B, you're grounded because what you had done to the poor Bryan kid yesterday. Did you know you almost cost him a broken neck?" Stephanie hollered. " Mom, its not my fault. He provoked me and Mark. You see, he kept calling us monster and zombie,so I- "

"Enough! I don't want to hear any excuse from you anymore!" Hunter cut in, "So as punishment, you are going to watch your brothers tonight while we attend the dinner because Laura is sick,"

"I don't want to babysit those little pigs! Its not my job!" Kane protested. "Stop calling them pigs. They are your brothers. If you keep on disobeying us, I'll send you to military school and you can be happy with my friend Steve," Hunter threatened, which he knew always worked. Kane hated military school where his long time friend, Steve Austin served as the head trainer.

"Fine," Kane groaned, tossing his backpack on the couch.

"Good. " Stephanie smiled as she went to kiss Randy. "We are leaving now, so make sure your brothers behave, " Hunter said as they both headed out of the door.

"Bye mommy, Bye Daddy!" Seth called out.

As soon as they were gone, Randy and Seth started fighting again.

"I want to watch Spongebob!" Seth cried as Randy snatched the remote from his hand. "There's no Spongebob you little wimp," Randy said as he turned on Animal Planet where a show about snakes and vipers were on. "You lie! Give it back to me!" Seth yelled again. Kane, who already had enough, roughly grabbed the remote from Randy's hand. " Shut up both of you. No tv. Now go to bed," Kane ordered.

"You stupid, its only eight pm, " Randy objected. "Randy, why don't you watch the DVD in your room? " Kane asked. "It was boring in the bedroom," Randy said. "Kane, I want to watch Spongebob!" Seth howled, stomping on his foot. "No," Kane said, dissembling the tv remote and pulled out its batteries. "What are you doing? " Randy panicked. "Breaking it," Kane replied as he put the stuff on the floor, crushing it with his Doc Marten boots. "Problem solved," he grinned as Randy and Seth stared at him in horror.

"Mommy will be angry at you," Seth said. Kane just shrugged . "Now no more fighting, " Kane laughed as Randy hung his head and Seth sat back on the couch in disappointment. "Didn't any of you have homework? " he asked.

"We finished it already, " Randy answered as he turned away to walk into the kitchen. He decided to look for some ice cream. Mom had just went grocery shopping yesterday and she had bought some barrels of ice cream. He looked into the fridge and found his favourite, vanilla strawberry. Yummy! He thought as he pulled one and started to dig in.

Kane took a comic book he was supposed to show Mark tonight and started to read it, leaving Seth in boredom since the tv remote had broke. He looked over to the kitchen and saw Randy was helping himself with the ice cream and he wanted it too.

"Kane, I want ice cream too," He tugged at his brother's shirt. "What the.." Kane flipped off his comic and peeked into the kitchen to see Randy had his mouth stained with vanilla cream.

"Randy, you gonna puke if you take it all!" Kane yelled as he strolled into the kitchen followed by Seth behind. "You just jealous," Randy stuck out his tounge. "I want ice ceam too!" Seth pleaded.

Kane was hesitated for a while because Stephanie once warned him not to give his little brothers ice cream after dinner because they would get sick, but Seth was nagging him all over, so he had no choice. He went to the freezer and pulled out a small barrel of chocolate flavor, Seth's favourite. "Now stop bothering me," He shoved the ice cream to Seth as he helped him sitting on the counter.

He returned to his comic book only to be allowed to read in peace for just fifteen minutes when he heard Seth screaming in the kitchen. "Jesus Christ, " He groaned as he went back into the kitchen.

The barrels of ice cream had been spilled on to the floor and Randy was on top of Seth pulling his hair. "Stop!" Kane rushed to scoop Randy off Seth before he could punch Seth in the face.

"Randy, what the hell? " He snarled. "That little monkey tried to steal my ice cream," Randy said. "No! You stole mine first! " Seth denied. "Shut up! " Kane said and he frowned as he saw the mess of the sticky ice cream staining the floor. Damn! He cursed. He had to clean up the floor before his parents returned or Stephanie would be furious. " Both of you, sit down. I'm going to clean this," He ordered.

Randy sulked as he marched off the kitchen while Kane put Seth on the counter. If he left Seth with Randy again, the house could be burned down. He rushed to pick a mop and pail of cleaning water and detergent and started to mop when randy walked in again.

"Now what? "Kane asked as he saw Randy standing there, his face looked disdain. "Kane, I think I'm going to get sick," He said quietly. "What? " Kane was horrified when few seconds later, Randy vomited out the ice cream he had just indulged in earlier, therefore adding the mess again.

Half an hour later Kane finished up the job kitchen, feeding Randy a Kool-aid and helped him to change into new pajama. Luckily Seth did not puke too, maybe because he had just few scoops before Randy tumbled him down. "Go to bed, " Kane ordered but Randy refused. "I'm not sleepy, " He protested.

"Fine, suit yourself, " Kane grunted as he turned to Seth." What about you? "

Seth shook his head as well. " I want to play," He said.

"Alright, " Kane nodded, "But take your toys into your room, " He said, "And Randy, please leave Seth alone so I can have a few moments of peace," He instructed to Randy, who was now turning on his PS2. Randy did not respond.

Kane took Seth into his bedroom and left him on his own device while he went downstairs, plugging in his laptop. He wanted to check out the latest of any Marvel online comic he could download.

But his peace did not stay long. Twenty minutes later he heard Seth screaming again.

He rushed back upstairs into Randy's bedroom only to find the two tumbling down again, this time apparently fighting over a robot toy.

"He stole my Bumblebee!" Randy accused as Kane smacked him on the head. "Why can't you just give him the damn toy?! You can ask dad to buy another ten of that shit! " Kane bellowed as he took the Bumblebee figure from Randy's hand. "You know this one is rare! " Randy said, "Uncle Shane booked it exclusively for me!"

"Then ask uncle Shane to get you another exclusive ten, " Kane shook his head. Seth was crying due to Randy slapped his face. "I just want to borrow it, " He said in tears as Kane soothed him. "I 'll ask Mom to buy you dozen of this," He said.

"Come on, Mom just went shopping toys for you a load of shit last week," Randy said, proud of himself to get to copy his eldest brother's cursing style.

"Then I'll tell her to buy the whole fucking store, " Kane grumbled, "So you both can play any shit you want,"

Seth , who still had not enough, grabbed thePS2 controller and began to mess with the buttons on it. "Stop! You are going to ruin it! " Randy screaming, leaping on Seth again. Kane quickly caught him and pushed him back to bed. He took the ps2 controller from Seth, turning off the game console and forced Seth to sit back.

"I've had enough ! " He yelled harshly, causing both Randy and Seth to immediately fall silent.

"Time for you to go sleep now!" He ordered. "Make me, " Randy said stubbornly. "I don't want to sleep. I want to watch Spongebob," Seth whined.

Kane frowned, scratching his head as he was at loss of what to do. He never put his brothers to sleep before, it was usually the babysitter tucked Seth in while Randy only went to bed at the force of Stephanie's hand on his throat. Their mom proved to be the real bitch in the house. He looked at the small clock beside Randy's bed. It was only ten minutes to 9pm. His parents usually would not return until past midnight once they started gathering at Mr. Michael's house.

Suddenly an idea struck in his head. Maybe I can take both of them to Mark's place, he thought.

"Kids, I have an idea. Do you want to come to my bestfriend's house? " He asked. "You mean the undertaker's house?" Randy sat up immediately. "yea, you get to see his dad and brother Glenn. They are nice people," Kane nodded. "Can we play at the cemetary? " Seth asked. " "Sure thing, " Kane said, " Glenn kept a viper pet, you gotta love it Randy, " He added.

"Yeay! I can't wait to see it! " Randy suddenly gets excited. "Okay but you both must promise me two things, 1, behave yourself, no fighting at Mr. Bearer's house or I'll tell him to bury you both alive, " Kane said, "And two, we must get home before midnight or Mom will be very very angry,"

"Ok ok! We promise! Please hurry up to Mark's house! " Both Randy and Seth exclaimed in delight. "Alright, now put on your sweaters and lets hit the road..."