Hello! Here is a short story to hold you cupcakes off while I'm making the new chapter for Author In Black Butler! :D

THIS WILL BE A COMPLETELY IDIOTIC, AND STUPID STORY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

I do not own Kuroshitsuji, or any of it's original characters.

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Ciel was sitting at his desk, bored, like always.

He had been ignoring Sebastian for quite a while, and Sebastian was getting more irritated by the minute.

He decided...

'I shall talk to him'...

-SUDDENLY, THE SERVANTS STEPPED IN WITH MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS!-

"Ho. Ho. Ho." Tanaka said as he used his conducting-thingy to show the servants what to play.

Sebastian softly walked up to the door, and gulped down the nervousness that terrified him dearly.

"C-Ciel?" Sebastian quietly asked, while raising his hand up towards the door.

*KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK*

"What is it, Sebastian?" Ciel calmly asked while Sebastian cleared his throat.

"DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?! COME ON LET'S GO AND PLLLAAAAAYYYYYY!" Sebastian sang, while Ciel jumped up in shock at the loud voice outside his door.

"What are you playing at?! It's Summer! There isn't even any snow to begin with, you moron!" Ciel yelled while slamming his small fists upon his desk.

"I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE! COME OUT THE DOOR! IT'S LIKE YOU'VE GONE AWAAAAAYYYY!" Sebastian continued while Lizzy joined in.

"LIZZY?!" Ciel yelled surprised.

Suddenly, Lizzie turned into a magical, purple giraffe, and back flipped away.

"WE USED TO BE BEST BUDDIES! AND NOW WE'RE NOT! I WISH YOU WOULD TELL ME WWWHHHHHHYYYYY!" Sebastian sang louder, but then slowly quieted down to listen to Ciel's reply.

"I WILL NOT BE 'BUDDIES' WITH SOME ONE WHO SINGS SO TERRIBLY TO ME!" Ciel yelled back.

"Well, my lord...DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!" Sebastian raised his voice back up.

"NO!"

"IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN!"

"GO AWAY, SEBASTIAN!"

"Ooookkkk...Byyyyeeeee..." Sebastian whimpered while hanging his head and walking away. The servants packed up their instruments, and followed after the demon...

-1 YEAR LATER-

"The young master hasn't come out of his room for over a year, no he hasn't!" Mei-rin yelled.

"Well then. We'll just have to try harder!" Sebastian yelled while skipping back over to Ciel's large bedroom door.

*KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.*

"DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!"

"I SAID NO!" Ciel shouted in an attempt to shut the butler up.

"OR TORTURE REAPERS AMONG THE HALLS?!" Sebastian yelled.

"HEY!" Grell yelled while stepping in.

"GO AWAY GRELL!" Every character in the show yelled in unison, as the servants stopped playing for a small moment.

"WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Grell cried as he ran off into the distance, and the servants continued playing.

"I THINK THAT YOUR SOUL IS BECOMING OVERDUE, I'VE STARTED EATING PIECES OF MOLD ON THE WWWAAAAAALLLLLSSSSS!" Sebastian yelled.

"EWW! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" Ciel yelled as his face cringed up in disgust.

"And it gets just a little lonely...all of these empty rooms..." Sebastian whispered while shuffling his feet.

Ciel looked up at his grandfather clock, and began to watch the hours tick by..

*TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK*

"How much longer are you going to be? I'm tired." Ciel yawned while tapping his tiny foot on the wooden ground.

The music stopped, and Sebastian, the servants, and a little fly walked away, leaving Ciel to finally rest his grumpy head.

-5 MINUTES LATER-

Sebastian walked up to Ciel's door, once again, but this time he did not bring the servants. He came alone.

"Ciel...Please...I kn-" Sebastian started but Ciel slammed his door open, and grabbed him by the neck.

They stood there, staring into one-another's eyes, before Ciel slowly leaned in.

"Y-young master?" Sebastian asked, but Ciel lifted him up into his mouth, and devoured him whole.

"Finally...Time for some rest..." Ciel yawned and headed back to his bed.

Grell was watching from a nearby corner, and opened his jaw as he saw Ciel devour Sebastian whole.

"What..The..." -THE END!

I MAY MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTER TO THIS BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY FUN! XD

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-Le Happy Cupcake.