This is my first time writing a humor fic….

WARNING: slight yaoi…..and stupidity

CHAPTER 1

"The training was hell" Hyuga cried as he slumped down on the bench. Furihata handed him a water bottle. "Thanks"

"You can't expect less from her" Kyoshi smiled brightly though everyone knew he was faking it…. "You are sweating like an idiot" the team said.

"Speaking of her, where is she?" Kagami asked. The room grew silent.

"maybe she has gone to the washroom' kogeni said.

"It's been hours, Kogeni-senpai" Kuroko said. He cat face staggered back from shock. "Don't scare me like that kuroko" he yelled.

"Maybe she has diarrhea," Kagami mentioned.

"She was fine this morning Kagami-kun" the phantom said again.

Suddenly the door flung open…revealing a panting Riko.

…

"Thank you" the coach of seirin said as Hyuga handed her a bottle of water.

"Tell us what happened, coach" Izuki asked.

Riko sighed." You know about the club plays, right"

The team nodded. "Uno…what's a club play" a voice said.

"Whoa!...don't pop out of now where Kuroko- kun" Riko sighed. "Weren't you at the assembly today?"

Kuroko shook his head as a no.

"Well it's an event organized by the school….. Every club has to participate in it… the basketball club the rugby club and etc…"

"so, what is the problem coach" kuroko asked.

Riko sighed. "The play had to be selected by a draw. And- and we got-"riko stopped.

"Got what?" The team asked.

"CINDERELLA"

(Silence)

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the team shouted.

"That's bad…. Very very bad" hyuga cried. The others agreed.

"And as we have no girl in our club we'd have to cross-dress" Kagami said with an annoyed face.

"Oi! Don't say that so straight" Hyuga shouted.

"e-eh coach aren't you gonna take part?" Izuki asked. Riko shook her head.

"Advisors and coaches are not allowed" she sighed. Standing up she ran a hand through her beauriful brown hair.

"I will take the auditions tomorrow at the practice…so no practice tomorrow, okay" the burnet announced.

"Dismissed" Hyuga yelled and they all went to the room to change.

…..

Kagami watched his little shadow slurping the milkshake…..he groaned.

"What are you going to try for, Kuroko?" Kagami asked. Kuroko stopped slurping his shake.

"Something minor ….. Like… the servant, what about you Kagami-kun?"

Kagami smirked. "ill try for the prince" he exclaimed. "and ya know you should try out for Cinderella….it'll su- oomph" Kuroko cut Kagami off by shoving fries in his light's mouth.

"OI!" the light shouted. The shadow sighed.

"I don't like cross-dressing" he said. And sighed.

"Of course baka, no one does" Kagami smirked and turned a bit red at the thought of Kuroko in a dress.

"Tomorrow will be a friggin day"

"Yes"

….

"Open festival, you say"

"Yes and the Serin basketball team got CINDERELLA"

"Thank you are dismissed'

"Yes sir"

"This will be interesting, TETSUYA"

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My first humor fic so please read and reviews are appreciated