.:When Two Makes One:.

A Sasu-Hina Fanfiction

Disclaimer :- I own nothing. Booooooom.

A/N :- FIRST OFFICIAL CHAPTER ! BOOOOOO YEAAAAH ! I want to smother you with my tears of happiness, my dear reviewers, followers and favorite-ers (?). I know, that's not a word. Back to the thanking ! Thanks for the love guys, you all rock. And you all stone (Haha xD). And pebble. And boulder.

ANYWAY ! This is the first chapter ! I need to pat myself on the back cuz I finally managed to take some time out of my schedule to finish a few chapters of this and The PGA. Oh My God, the storyline of The PGA is kicking my butt. My brain is empty. It's got nothing left. Niyet. Nahi. No. Nah. Ie. I need to stop wallowing in self pity.

And yes. I know. I'm super duper late. FORGIVE MOI !

Enjoy !

Chapter I

When He Decides

Hinata: I'm not ready to be a mother !

Sasuke : Should've thought of that before you told me to go 'harder and faster'.

Hinata blinked owlishly at the door. Did he just slam the door on her without even listening to what she had to say ?! Did he think of her as a booty call ?! And only minutes ago that lying, irresponsible brat had told her not to worry because he'd help her.

What. The. Hell ?

Help ?

Non sense. Uchiha Sasuke-san was one selfish pig, she'd finally concluded. Not because he had shut the door and left her out in biting cold, but because he had indirectly refused to shoulder any liability on his name and body. And she'd been highly misguided to think that he'd somehow accept the fact and deal with it, providing her with a sense of camaraderie. If not that, at least he could've told her to go to Hell instead.

Even the sound of that would've satiated the Hyuga.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

She sure as Hell wasn't ready to be a mother! She was going to be promoted as the new Hyuga Head in just a few more months, with her training complete. She had made her father proud and emotional. She had managed to incorporate some sense of love and care within her cold, eerie family. She had totally gotten over Naruto. (Yeah, right.)

And then everything had come crashing down on her small, nimble head with a force so great, it could've destroyed the balance of the world. Why ?

Because she made the stupid, stupid mistake of bonding with Uchiha Sasuke. Her so called 'boss'.

Her eyes pooled with tears and her lungs stopped cooperating with her. Finally the tears made their way down her crimson cheeks and her body trembled ferociously. How could have she been so stupid ? She was a fucking idiot. He was a fucking douchebag.

'No more Uchiha-san, Hinata. It's just you and the mistake in your womb. Deal with it.'

Gaining sense of her surroundings, she wiped her eyes and hugged herself tightly. She would not be a nincompoop and ask that Uchiha for any help, whatsoever. He could go die in a ditch for all she cared.

Not a ditch. Perhaps a grassy field with daisies.

She shook her head and cleared her thoughts. Leaping into the night, she turned her back to him, the father of her unborn child.

"What does it say ?" Tenten bounced on the balls of her feet, chewing her bottom lip nervously. She swayed back and forth, trying to peek inside the bathroom. The door was pulled open and a weary, dejected Hyuga stepped out, sighing.

"P-Positive."

Tenten's shoulders dropped as she smothered a mournful sigh. With small, tentative steps she walked towards the figure leaning against the door. The weapon mistress enveloped the Byakugan user in a hug, patting the now crying and trembling Hyuga on the back. Hinata just grabbed onto her harder, wetting the brunette's shirt with her salty tears.

"Perhaps Sakura could help ?" Tenten mumbled, looking Hinata in the eye. At the name of the medic nin, Hinata froze, her face turning into the shade of palest yellow.

"Ar-Are you okay, Hinata ?" Tenten asked waving her hands in front of the white faced Hyuga.

Hinata clutched her chest, sinking down on the floor. Hugging her knees she dug her face into her hands, taking in shaky breaths.

"Sa-Sa-Saku-Sakura-san wo-would k-k-k-ki-kill m-me." She finally whispered, tugging fiercely on her midnight blue hair. Tenten sighed dejectedly upon realizing the gravity of the situation.

It was no secret that the dynamics of Team Seven's Relationships were somewhat.. Uncanny.

Sakura had always been in love with Sasuke, while Naruto solely survived on the challenge of winning the pinkette's love. Then slowly, at a snail like pace, the Haruno had started to return the Uzumaki's affection, forgetting about the Uchiha. And after the War, when Sasuke had decided to make peace with Konoha, Sakura had been torn apart by herself, getting ripped off in two directions; Naruto's and Sasuke's.

So basically, the pinkette loved the blonde, but she also harbored her previous, obsessive feelings for the raven. And as of right now, both the blonde and the raven were unaware of what kind of shit went through the pinkette's head.

Ah, love and its consequences.

"Okay. I'll stop by tomorrow and then we'll go see Tsunade-sama. Now, eat something and sleep." Tenten said while stirring the rice porridge boiling atop Hinata's stove.

The bluenette nodded and sipped some water, relishing the coolness against her arid throat.

'If Sakura-san comes to know, she'd probably jab me with her chakra laden fists.'

The Hyuga shot up to her full height, cringing. No, she couldn't let the Hokage's wife know about this. She was already in neck deep trouble, she didn't want to dive head first into it.

After making sure Hinata was okay, Tenten left. The bluenette sighed for the umpteenth time as she looked at the screen of the pregnancy test marked with a bright, red 'plus' sign.

Maybe the color red was chosen to remind everyone of dangers lurking behind raising a baby with Uchiha Sasuke.

The feeling was gnawing its way through him, spreading chills down his spine. It moved inside him like a lazy serpent, slithering against his form. He usually wasn't the one to pay any heed to intuitions or bad feelings, he just ignored them and went on with his shit.

But as of right now ?

He knew that in some way possible, karma would fuck him today. Right in the ass.

His concentration had been breaking, his hands had been sweating and his brows had been furrowing constantly.

He had a feeling that he would do something really, really stupid.

He sighed and flicked his head towards the guard post, signaling a subordinate to change the shift. The Uchiha's ears perked upwards when he felt the small pebbles and rubble on the ground beneath him shift due to new weight.

"What about the interrogation, then ?" The ponytailed man asked, looking at the ANBU leader through the eyeholes of his deer mask.

"I'm thinking of promoting Yamanaka to the Interrogation Squad." The leader answered through his hawk mask, scouting the eastern forest for any chakra signatures. At the mention of his former team mate's name, Shikamaru straightened up to his full height and turned towards Sasuke, surprise apparent on his face. Sasuke looked at the Nara through the corner of his eyes, amused by his team mate's lack of attention towards masking his emotions. Shikamaru then scoffed, ending the silent conversation. He secured his mask onto his head as he saluted to the ANBU leader and leapt up on the roof of the ANBU Head Quarters, disappearing in a puff of white smoke. The Uchiha sighed and clicked his katana into place, signaling the ANBU Guards to continue with their scouting. Just as he was about make the hand signs for his transportation jutsu, a manly, creepy voice cut into the air, pausing the Uchiha's ministrations.

"Leader, your presence has been requested by Tsunade-sama at the hospital." Shino announced, disappearing in thin air as fast as his insects made it possible.

Sasuke's eyebrows furrowed. Tsunade had never really associated with him ever since she'd promoted him to the post of the ANBU Leader. Maybe something was the matter, or perhaps she thought that he needed medical care. Maybe she was drunk and wanted someone to beat her at gambling.

'Maybe she wants to fuck ?'

Sasuke resisted the urge to slap himself as he retraced the signs of his teleportation jutsu, arriving in front of the gates of the hospital. He untied his mask and knotted it against the belt of his uniform, sauntering up to the reception. A few heads turned his way, many mournful and adoring sighs surrounded him. Ignoring the attention, he spotted the familiar midnight blue tinged hair of a certain someone and froze in his steps. His chakra sparked up and it became almost painful for him to walk further into the room without moaning in satisfaction. What the Hell was happening to him ?

Why the fuck was he experiencing sexual pleasure just by the mere kindling of his chakra ? Was it because of the fact that he hadn't gotten any since a long time ?

'Chakra fetish ?!'

The last time he'd been intimate with someone was a day after Naruto's wedding. The last person he'd been intimate with was someone who was in love with the blonde idiot.

Oh, right. He'd fucked Hyuga Hinata. And impregnated her, apparently.

Karma was sure having fun while pounding hard and deep into his manly, firm ass.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hinata stiffened and her fingers twitched uncontrollably. Her chakra raced through her veins at a high, intense speed and her form felt weak. She clutched the reception tightly as her knees gave away, making her lean and stumble. A fire ignited through her hazy mind and the pit of her stomach pooled with a familiar heat.

'The same heat as the one I felt on that day.'

The Hyuga's face turned red as she squeezed her eyes shut. She'd swore to herself that she wouldn't take any trips down memory lane regarding that night. The receptionist threw a concerned glance towards the Hyuga.

"Is Hinata-san alright?" The light eyed receptionist asked, grabbing the stumbling Jounin by the arms.

"Ah.. H-hai. I'll be o-okay." The Hyuga replied, an uneasy smile gracing her lips. Shaking her head to clear her thoughts, she inquired about the blonde sanin and thanked the receptionist with another awkward smile. Turning away, she started towards the Head Medic's cabin only to smack into something. Her head throbbed as a raw need pumped through her blood, making her dizzy.

"Oh, it's you." She winced at the agitated tone directed towards her. Whimpering and rubbing her swollen forehead slowly, she looked towards the source of the voice with tears in her eyes.

And crimson splattered all over her face.

"U-U-U-Uch-Uchi-Uchiha-san !" She sputtered.

He looked at her trembling form and grasped her shoulder to steady the mousy Jounin. Sasuke ignored the sudden upsurge of want and gritted his teeth.

"What are you doing here?"

"I-I-I.. Tsunade-sama sent for m-me." Hinata answered warily.

Grunting, Sasuke grabbed the hem of her flak jacket and led the Hyuga towards Tsunade's cabin. She followed him while stumbling on her small feet, her mouth shut and eyes full of unshed tears.

"Stop crying." The ANBU Leader ordered in a gruff voice. Letting go of the Hyuga's hand, which he somehow had latched onto only Kami knew how, he stopped in front of Tsunade's door. Hinata sniffled and dug her fingernails into her palms. Sasuke stared at her pointedly, his brows furrowing as he tried to settle the quirking of his lips.

She did not want to be here. With him. With him and his child growing inside her.

'Why, why, why, WHY ?! Kami, help me.'

The Hyuga crossed her arms and glared at the clean hospital tiles. A thousand profanities buzzed through her head. Only if she had the guts to squeeze the life out of that firm, manly neck of his.

'WH-WHAT ?'

Her eyes widened upon realizing her thoughts. What was happening to her ? This was not The Hyuga Hinata she knew. This was some sick, twisted version of her ownself. Her ownself mixed with a little Sasuke.

Hormones.

The bloody hormones.

'I can't deal with this. Kami, do help me. Heal me. Purify me. '

Her mood dampened rapidly and she pulled a lock of her hair. This was exhausting. This awkward, uncomfortable silence was freaking her out.

Sasuke was still looking at her as if she'd grown a second head or something.

'Well, I am growing his baby.'

The Hyuga groaned loudly.

Why was she groaning ? Only a minute ago she was on the verge of crying. Did his presence disgust her ?

'Must be some hormonal shit.'

Sasuke sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, remembering last night's events. Maybe she was a little cheesed off because of the door slamming and all..

Oh.

Oh.

"You weren't a booty call, Hyuga." Sasuke murmured and barged inside the cabin haughtily. The Hyuga followed, eyes wide, cheeks scarlet and her mouth popped open. She and Sasuke stood five feet apart in the ex-Hokage's cabin, waiting for the snoring and drooling blonde to wake up from her deep slumber. Sasuke cleared his throat and smirked when Tsunade woke up with a start, almost falling down from her chair. She grumbled and glared at him, throwing a scroll in his direction with a force meant to kill. The Uchiha caught the scroll in mid air and crossed his arms, snorting.

"What are you doing here Uchiha brat ?" Tsunade grumbled, taking a sip of her sake. The Uchiha in question raised a perfectly shaped eyebrow and gestured towards the person next to him.

"Ah. Good Morning Hinata. How're you doing ?" Tsunade asked in a saccharine laced voice. Hinata squeaked and mumbled a quick reply. Tsunade, now in her senses, nodded and beckoned them both to take a seat.

"I sense a lot of tension in here. How are you both able to keep your hands off of one another ? Impressive, Uchiha brat." Tsunade smirked, waggling a bony finger in the Sharingan-user's direction. The future Hyuga leader squeaked and her eyes bulged out of her sockets. The Uchiha, as shocked as her, shifted in his seat. Glaring at the blonde woman, he grumbled curses under his breath.

"H-H-H-How d-did Tsu-Tsunade-sama c-c-c-ome to kn-know ?!" The Hyuga shrieked unthinkingly, hiding her face with her hands while Sasuke resisted the urge to face palm. The Uchiha sighed as he saw the opal eyed Byakugan-user hyperventilating next to him. The ANBU Leader raised a strong, muscled arm to pat the heaving woman on her back, only to pause on seeing a creepy smile on the ex-Hokage's face.

"By all means, do continue, Uchiha brat. Comfort is a boon only so many wish to receive." The blonde continued smiling, winking in the process. Sasuke narrowed his eyes vehemently at the medic and crossed his arms, his hands twitching to get hold of his precious katana.

"Why did you summon me here?!" He asked darkly, leaning over the desk, towering over the busty sanin. Tsunade stood up, ignoring the ANBU Leader's darkening aura and walked over to the quavering Hyuga. Placing her manicured hands on Hinata's shoulders, Tsunade leaned down to the Byakugan-user's eye level.

"I have a mission for you, Hinata." Tsunade said gently. Sasuke scoffed and crossed his arms, glaring at the ex-Hokage's butt.

"Why the fuck was I summoned ?!" He growled.

"It's a mission for you too, Uchiha brat. No-Don't glare at me like that."

"Why are you handing out missions, Gambling Grandma ?"

"What did you just call me ? Why you ungrateful piece of!- Never mind."

Tsunade turned back to the Hyuga and looked into her glossy lavender eyes. Hinata swallowed and dried her tears with the back of her hand, sobering up. Giving the younger woman a small smile, the Head Medic turned on her heels and walked towards her desk, leaning on it and facing the two dojutsu users.

"I believe Cloud is making a move, again." She looked at Hinata's uneasy expression.

"Does Naruto know ?" Sasuke asked grimly.

"No, and he won't know until the matter is solved. In fact, the only people who know are you, Hinata, Shikamaru and I. I would like to keep it that way."

Sparing a nonchalant glance to the stone-faced Hyuga, Sasuke nodded at the Hokage.

"They'll most probably do something during the Clan Summit in Suna as it's no secret that the Hyuga would be present in the meeting along with the other major clans."

A sharp intake of breath echoed throughout the room. Hinata straightened up in her seat, lips set in a determined line.

"I will not let them hurt m-m-my clan." She spoke slowly, swallowing the lump of fear that was balling up inside her throat. Tsunade gave her a triumphant smile and leaned over the desk to retrieve the mission scroll. Tossing it over to Sasuke, she crossed her arms and paced around the room in circles, explaining to them the details of the mission.

"Because the Hyuga are being targeted, it's obvious that Hinata should be handling the mission. But if something was to happen to her, who would look out for her ? That's when you step in, Uchiha-brat."

"As a bloody baby-sitter?" Sasuke asked, annoyed.

"I-I-I d-don't need a b-b-baby-sitter." Hinata countered, embarrassed.

"Can't you assign her to her team mates ?" He growled, pacing the room like a caged tiger would.

"I chose you both because of your backgrounds and the way your abilities compliment each other's. Don't you glare at me like that, brat. Anyway, an Uchiha and a Hyuga hanging out together during the Clan Summit would just be.. Suicide." She paused when she saw the Hyuga nodding and the Uchiha scoffing.

"That's why," she continued, "you both will pose as members of some other insignificant clan. As a couple honeymooning in the hot deserts of the Wind country."

"H-H-H-Honeymoon ?!" Hinata squawked, jumping up from her seat.

"Yes, honeymoon."

"What the fuck ?" Sasuke muttered, pinching the bridge of his nose. Tsunade calmed her temper down and warned them both.

"No fucks, Uchiha. You'll only pose as a couple. I want absolutely no fucking or any other sort of sexual interactions between the two of you during this mission."

The Hyuga promptly fainted.

"Ne, Shino.."

The Abrume looked at the person walking beside him. Heading towards the Hospital, Kiba hadn't uttered a single word till then. As Shino waited for the Inuzaka to say something, Kiba sniffed around and his eyes went wide with joy.

"I smell Hinata." The Inuzaka muttered, his loyal partner Akamaru whining at the same.

"That's vaguely disturbing."

Throwing a glare in Shino's direction, Kiba increased his pace towards the source of the scent. Shino and Akamaru followed, the three finally reaching the gates of the hospital.

"Is she injured or something..?" The Inuzaka muttered, making his way towards the reception.

"Maybe she has a shift." Shino answered from behind. Turning to face the Abrume, Kiba crossed his arms and nodded. A second scent, mixing with Hinata's characteristic trail, wafted into his super sensitive nose.

"Hold on.. I can smell someone else, too. Is that.. Uchiha ?"

"Tsunade-sama had summoned him here."

"Along with Hinata ?"

"Maybe. It doesn't concern us, Kiba."

"I don't trust that bastard with Hinata. He's been giving her shit ever since she became his subordinate." Kiba growled. Shino looked at him blankly and turned on his heel, exiting the hospital.

"Even you think it's true! We have to investigate, Shino !" Kiba called after him, receiving glares and looks of dismay from the people and the hospital staff around him.

Ignoring them, Kiba followed the trail with Akamaru in tow.

"Be careful, brat. Don't drop her." Tsunade snapped as Sasuke gathered the unconscious Hyuga in his arms.

'Drop her ? Even Kakashi's toddler could lift her up. Does she even eat ?'

Sasuke scowled as he exited Tsunade's cabin. Walking in the well-lit lobby, he looked down to see the troublesome women in his arms. Hinata's face was flushed and her hair was disheveled, her bangs flying in different directions. Trailing his gaze downwards, he let a small smirk grace his face. The Hyuga in his arms was breathing heavily which in turn made her chest rise and fall, which meant that he could feel her perfectly shaped breasts against his taut chest. He skimmed his eyes on her petite waist and then back on her face. Her small hands were clutching his ANBU gear and she nuzzled her face further in his chest. Drinking her appearance in, he paused in the empty hallway, gawking at her with his mouth sporting a scowl.

Wasn't she supposed to get fat or whatever, now that she was pregnant ?

'Her stomach looks perfectly toned. Why isn't it bulging out ?'

Maybe it was a prank. Maybe she was playing a prank on him.

Why didn't he think of this earlier ? This little Hyuga in his arms was a sinister, conniving, devious, manipulative fox. She almost had him trapped in her game ! She was obviously in love with him and in order to have him, she lied about being pregnant with his child.

He could just drop her and walk away with his dignity intact.

Wow. Just wow.

'Don't be stupid. This is Hinata. She's not evil.'

Sasuke, wanting to slap himself on the head, grumbled and looked at the unconscious kunoichi with a somber expression. In his arms was the woman carrying his unborn child. The soon to be Uchiha heir. The back of his eyes began to sting with an unfamiliar emotion. Was he.. Crying ? He couldn't shake the feeling of subtle stability settling in his veins. He looked at Hinata, a small, nimble smile gracing his lips.

Maybe he won't drop her.

Kiba turned into the hallway to his left, the scent of the Hyuga and Uchiha mixing somewhat.. Pleasantly in his nostrils. Ignoring the thought, he continued on his quest. The Inuzaka stopped in his tracks when he saw them.

Uchiha Sasuke was holding an unconscious Hyuga Hinata in his arms, bridal style. His team mate's face was an angry shade of crimson while the ANBU leader's eyebrows were pinched in utmost concentration. But that wasn't what angered the Inuzaka into shock.

The sight of Sasuke holding her with one hand while his other hand was lifting her jacket up, his red Sharingan skimming all over Hinata's taut stomach, Sasuke then scratching his head like a toddler, then patting Hinata's abdomen with his hand, all was enough for Kiba to faint.

Inuzaka Kiba fell down on the hospital tiles with a loud thump.

Sasuke jerked his head up and looked towards the heap on the floor. Looking back towards Hinata's tummy, he sighed and tugged her shirt down, trying desperately not to fuck her senseless in the middle of the lobby. He'd promised to himself that he was only going to check her stomach for any visible bulges and bumps.

'Yeah, right.'

Sasuke adjusted the Hyuga in his arms and observed Inuzaka Kiba's unconscious form lying in the middle of the hallway. Raising an eyebrow, he walked towards the body and poked the brunette with his foot. The brunette groaned and cracked one eye open, lifting himself up wearily.

"What happened ?" Kiba moaned, clutching his head and leaning against the wall.

"You fainted." Sasuke replied, adjusting Hinata in his arms for the umpteenth time. Kiba, having noticed that, let his anger take control of him once again as he desperately tried not to succumb to unconsciousness. With the speed of lightning, the Inuzaka ran towards the ANBU Leader, only to bang into one of the walls of the hallway.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch !" Kiba wailed, rubbing his head vigorously. He turned towards the Uchiha with a growl.

"You fucking pervert ! Let go of Hinata right now or else I'll fucking end you."

With amusement sizzling inside him, Sasuke blankly looked at Kiba, sizing him up. The enraged Inuzaka's fingers twitched uncontrollably. Akamaru stood rigid beside him, his pointy canines visible and glinting sharply.

"Your idiocy might cross Naruto's one day." Sasuke said.

"Give her to me." Kiba stomped towards the Uchiha and grabbed hold of Hinata's arms, yanking hardly. Sasuke gave a small tug and hugged the bundle in his arms tightly to his chest. Glaring at the rough hands trying to seize Hinata, Sasuke swiftly kicked Kiba's knees. Kiba dodged and jumped back, barely landing on his heels. Growling loudly, Kiba ran towards Sasuke with a kunai in hand. The ANBU Leader scoffed and jumped into thin air, evading the kunai.

"You do realize that attacking me will result in her injury." Sasuke said aloofly, leaning against a door. Kiba eyed him warily, raising his hand to tell Akamaru to stop growling.

"What happened to her ?" Kiba uttered finally.

"She fainted.. Like you did five minutes ago."

Kiba's eyes narrowed and his lower lip jutted out. Ignoring the jibe thrown his way, he looked at the Uchiha tightening his arms around his team mate, as if trying to snuggle up with her. Why was the Uchiha holding Hinata in his arms as if he was afraid to let go ?

"I'll drop her home, then. Give her to me, Uchiha." Kiba demanded, slowly walking towards the ebony eyed man.

"Don't touch her." Sasuke glared at the Inuzaka.

"I should be the one saying that." Kiba glared back.

Biting back a sigh, Sasuke shifted Hinata's head on his shoulder, preparing to leave. Kiba blocked his way and crossed his arms. Before he could shout at the ebony eyed man, he felt something wafting up his nose slowly, spilling chills down his spine.

The blend of Hinata's scent with Sasuke was surely something exotic. Something enticing. It reminded him of something warm and bitter, cold and sweet. Something that destroyed all balance, all sense of logic.

"Why do you even care ?" He managed to let out a small growl. Kiba could feel the effects of the Uchiha-Hyuga scent wafting up his nose.

'It's simply..Magic.'

The Inuzaka and Uchiha paused in their glaring match when they saw the Hyuga twitch. Hinata blinked slowly and raised her head, grasping in her surroundings.

"Where am I ?" She croaked, her head swinging from side to side. Gaining sense of her surroundings, she looked up to see Uchiha Sasuke smirking down at her. Hinata's eyes widened as she tried to wiggle out of his grasp.

"U-U-U-Uchiha-san !" Hinata squeaked when she felt Sasuke holding on to her even more tightly.

"Hinata ! Are you okay ?" Kiba asked, his face scrunched up in concern.

"Ki-Kiba-kun ?" Hinata squawked, eyes bulging out of her sockets.

"Don't bother her, Inuzaka."

"Excuse me ? You are bothering her !"

"I-I-I.. St-stop.." Hinata mumbled faintly as she tried to lift herself up from Sasuke's grasp.

"Sasuke, let go of her now !" Kiba stomped towards them, growling.

"Che.." Sasuke's lips twitched as he grabbed onto her harder, putting a hold onto Hinata's squirming.

"What the fuck's your problem, Uchiha ?"

"I have to get my soon to be wife home, Inuzaka. So, fuck off." Sasuke grumbled and towered over Kiba.

A squeak. A screech. A sneer.

Hinata must've fainted again as Sasuke pushed Kiba roughly and disappeared in a puff of white smoke. Kiba, disoriented, grabbed his head. What just happened ? And what was that scent ? And most importantly, what was that idiot Uchiha blabbering about ?

Soon to be wife ? What ?

'He's gone bonkers.'

Kiba rubbed his face as he walked through the hallway of the hospital. Whatever happened a few minutes ago was taking a toll on his mental health. Sasuke was getting married ? To Hinata ? To his darling, sweet Hinata ?!

Maybe it was some sort of sick joke.

Hinata and Sasuke..

Hinata.

And.

Sasuke.

"Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck ! SHINO !"

"Can you walk ?"

"H-Hai."

Sasuke set her down gently and watched Hinata as she stood up straight. Ensuring if she could move around, he walked next to her at a small pace. The silence around them was uncomfortable as Hinata tried to speak and Sasuke tried not to.

They walked slowly towards her apartment, like they always did before the whole.. fiasco. They'd head out of the Hokage tower, stop by for a snack, Sasuke would walk her home and then finally head home himself. It had become a routine for the both of them. More like a ritual.

How utterly stupid was it to crack the foundation of a simple, satisfying bond?

'Stupid-er than Naruto and Kiba's stupidity combined.'

"Th-Thank you.." Hinata finally whispered, clasping her hands behind her back as she tried to match his pace. Sasuke spared her a glance and continued walking. The sun was dipping towards the horizon and the sky was a warm shade of orange.

Huh. Orange.

"The sky looks beautiful, ne ?" Hinata said, looking dreamily upwards.

'Of course, only you would say that.'

"It's just dusk." Sasuke muttered, looking into her lavender- now silver- eyes. Hinata just shook her head calmly and continued walking.

"Will you be okay ? With the mission and that.. thing ?" Sasuke asked, the air around them thickening with unspoken profanities, insults and apprehension.

To say that she was angry would be an understatement. All the anger, the pain and anguish rushed into her heart with the velocity of light. Tears collected in her eyes but she refused to shed them even if they clouded her vision. Her heart thumped erratically as she tried to stand up straight. Her legs shook, her hands balled into fists. She wanted to run –to get away from him, his ebony eyes, his raven hair, his towering form –but even as the thought came to mind she knew that he would somehow not let her get away without an answer.

"You have lost the right to care about that thing, Uchiha-san." She finally looked into his eyes, her own irises set ablaze with fury. Her voice was surprisingly calm and detached, her eyes were no longer wet.

For the first time ever, Uchiha Sasuke felt stupid. He couldn't think of a single insult or jibe. All he saw was this woman in front of him with an uncharacteristic big, dark and dangerous looking scowl on her face. His broad shoulders slumped faintly as guilt flared in his ebony eyes.

Hinata bit back a whimper as she looked further into the horizon, watching the sun kiss the darkness. She stopped in her tracks upon noticing that they had reached her apartment complex and turned her head towards him in order to say goodbye. But she couldn't say goodbye to him. To the man who altered her life in a night full of guilty pleasure. With a small tear making its way down her cherry specked cheeks, she looked away from his bowed head.

"I.. I am sorry." She heard the faint whisper of his voice next to her ear. Her eyes widened and her mouth popped open when she felt two large hands resting atop her stomach pressing gently against her lower abdomen. A small sense of relief and contentment coursed through her as a sad, nimble smile made its way on her face.

Sasuke smothered a sigh and stepped away from her, looking her deep in the eyes. His previous guilt forgotten, he reached into his pocket and took out a bunch of keys from the inner pockets of his vest. He held open his palm and in the middle lay a silver key, the key to his apartment.

"For emergencies." He muttered, his cheeks beginning to heat. Hinata blinked doe eyed as she tried to close her mouth. Sasuke sighed and grasped one of her balled fists, easing the key into her hand.

"But.. Wh-Why ? I th-thought-"

"I don't abandon my responsibilities, Hinata." He turned away from her, clasping his mask around his head. Before disappearing from her sight, he looked back towards her with his eyes ablaze with Sharingan and muttered,

"I'm giving you a week to pack your stuff. You're moving in with me, soon to be Okaa-san."

A flabbergasted squawk echoed throughout the apartment complex.

YAYAYAYAYA. I'm supposed to be preparing for my finals right now.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Was this crack!tastic ? I wrote this around 1 or 2 in the morning. Uchiha-Hyuga scent ? Man, Kiba, are you high ? I just figured out.. This chapter was smothered with OOCness.

I apologise.

I solemnly swear that I won't write crack induced chapters from now on, unless you guys want it to be that way.

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