Chapter I-don't know
Again. All credit goes to the owners of Dynasty Warriors, Smosh, Pokemon and everything else that is referenced or mentioned or whatever in this fanfiction.
VR: I've got another idea!
Ma Dai: Is it that...
VR: NO, Ma Dai. It's not about recreating The Dark Knight Rises with Ma Chao and Wang Yi. We already talked about this, right?
Ma Dai: But...
VR: Raise your hands if you're in favor of Ma Dai's idea!
(No one but Guo Jia and Pang De raise their hands.)
VR: Majority wins, Da Vinci.
Ma Dai: Dang it.
Smosh Pokemon Theme Song REVENGE
Sima Shi as Anthony
Sima Zhao as Ian
Lu Bu as Pokemon boss
Diaochan as employee
Ma Chao as Boss Ninja
Generics as Ninja Goons
Lu Bu: Are these my and Diaochan's DLC outfits?
VR: Yes.
Ma Chao: Why am I the boss ninja or whatever?
VR: Besides Lu Bu, you're a guy who can pull off a good angry face. And you'll get killed off in the most unrealistic way possible.
Ma Chao: I saw the script. The deaths are WAY too unrealistic.
Wang Yi: Ma Chao gets killed off in this scene?!
VR: Yes. But you'll have to wait.
Wang Yi: Best. Day. Ever!
Ma Chao: You're way too amused by this.
Ma Teng: (From Behind the Scenes) SON! After this, you're giving me a sponge bath!
Wang Yi, Lu Bu, Diaochan and the Sima bros laugh.
VR: Oh for the love of everything. No, Ma Teng. Your son has given you who knows how many sponge baths already.
Ma Teng: He still has to rega...(He is hit with a Rout spell by VR) MERCY!
Ma Chao: What did you just do?
VR: He'll know the meaning of fear. It'll wear off. Anyway, ACTION!
SZ: (In Ash Ketchum costume) It was the year 2005;
Youtube had just begun.
So we made a video. Just. For. Fun. (Is shown near a laptop with the Smosh Pokemon Theme Song Lipsync video)
We lipsynced the Pokemon Theme. We thought it was alright!
But randomly, some dick removed it! (Lu Bu suing video due to copyright)
Claiming copyright!
(SS pops out of nowhere and joins in.)
SS: (Pokemon! You don't know the law!)
SZ: Why can't you see?! It was a parody!
SS: (Pokemon!)
SZ: Oh. You used to be cool! 'Till you turned into a tool!
SS: (Pokemon! You can go to hell!)
SZ: It gets tons of views! Your legal team's full of noobs!
Mess with me and I'll teach you...
Both: POKEMON!
(Both start looking and taunting at the camera guy's location)
SS: Try to sue us now!
SZ: Try to sue us now! Yeah!
SZ: Had 24 million views! The most viewed on Youtube Space! (Sima Bros high fiving in front of a laptop.)
But the legal douches flagged it! (Lu Bu tossing away a book.)
Robbed our rightful place! (SS and SZ start hitting the laptop.)
Both: (They put on karate costumes and sheathe katanas) Let's kick their ass! The time is right! There's no better team!
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight! It's always been our dream!
SS: (Pokemon! You don't know the law!)
SZ: Why can't you see?! It was a parody! (While singing, he's licking a figurine of Guan Yu.)
SS: (Pokemon!)
SZ: Oh. You used to be cool! 'Till you turned into a tool!
SS: (Pokemon! You can go to hell!)
SZ: It gets tons of views! Your legal team's full of noobs!
Mess with me and I'll teach you... (SZ throws a Pikachu doll at SS)
Both: POKEMON! (SS slices it and it breaks into cubes.)
SS: Try to sue us now!
SZ: Try to sue us now! Try to sue us now!
(Diaochan informs Lu Bu of the duo's actions. Back in the house, Ma Chao and four ninjas break in. The bros draw their katanas.)
Try to sue us now!
(One charges at SS but he dodges and slices him to cubes.)
Try to sue us now! Yeah!
(Another crosses blades with SZ but he breaks free and slices the ninja to cubes.)
(The third ninja attacks SS but he pokes his eyes before slicing him down.)
(Ma Chao forces the last one to attack SS but SZ vaults from his brother's back and cuts down said ninja.)
Both: Pokemon! You don't know the law!
SZ: Why can't you see? It was a parody! (He throws a pokeball. SS in a pikachu outfit pops up. Ma Chao is confused.)
SS: Pokemon!
SZ: Oh, you used to be cool! 'Till you turned into a tool!
SS: Pokemon! You can go to hell!
SZ: It gets tons of views! Your legal team's full of noobs! (Pika-SS hits Ma Chao with Thunderbolt)
Mess with me and I'll teach you... (Both brothers hit MC with their swords, creating a glowing X-scar.)
Both: POKEMON! (MC explodes)
SS: Try to sue us now!
SZ: Try to sue us now!
Both: POKEMON!
SS: That was tiring.
SZ: No kidding.
VR: Nice work, guys.
MC: Can I go home now?
Ma Teng: GIVE ME A-
VR: (Pulls out the Nukem from BL2) SHUT UP!
(He shoots the rocket at Ma Teng)