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Ignore the random text up there^^

Decided to update this shit again while suffering from bad-at-writing-fight scenes-itis

WARNING: not for the weak side of this fandom

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From: Kid

To: BlackStar

Kid: YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST

BlackStar: I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!

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(MANGASPOILERSSORRY)

From: Marie

To: Azusa

Marie: there comes a time in a woman's life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil

Azusa: you're pregnant aren't you?

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From: Spirit

To: Maka

Spirit: I expect an hourly text assuring me you are alive and not face down in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse

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From: Tsubaki

To: Liz, Patty, Soul, Kid, Maka

Tsubaki: BLACKSTAR HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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From: Eruka

To: Free

Eruka: I don't know where I am but it's a goosebumps novel waiting to happen.

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From: Maka

To: Soul

Maka: iiiiiiiii almost fall ib the laaaake

Soul: are you drunk again

Maka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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From: BlackStar

To: Soul

BlackStar: we enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together

Soul: i dIDNT WE GOT SHOT AFTERWARDS

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From: Eruka

To: Free

Eruka: please pick me up I think I just joined a gang

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Not as good as the other chapters. If you can, PM me funny texts you've seen, read, or even been a part of. I need help there's only so many texts I can use that don't involve sex or shit like that, IGNORING THE ONE WITH MARIE...