Hello!
Yes, the loops have been empty recently. In fact, as far as I can tell few of the loops have updated recently.
For that you can blame some stuff involving the Spacebattles admins. They had a hissy fit that led to a bit of a loop writer civil war that…well it basically killed a lot of momentum.
Heck from that time I had a compilation that would show the Padme stuff, since lost somewhere and I don't know where, and the World Tour project was lost to editorial ruins.
Still, thought I'd try and give you all something while we figure things out: hmm, I have a lot of these things up and about, and they shouldn't cause trouble if put up…
Okay let's try it. While the loops are hammered back into shape, let's do a special loop devoted to Supreme Chancellor short loops!
Note that some future loopers will be appearing, so enjoy some cameos you may not expect.
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1
Elect me as Supreme Chancellor, and I shall bring the Galaxy Eternal Night!" the nightmarish pony with a florescent mane bellowed from her podium.
"I know your going to elect me" the Q sounding amalagram creature pitched, "So just save yourselves the trouble and let us begin the age of glorious Chaos!"
"As Supreme Chancellor, I will restore love to the Galaxy" the horse who looked like she had some trouble with getting herself riddled with bullets spoke in what was probably the sanest sounding of them all "I'm sure it will be a wonderfully beneficial banqu...benevolent chance of pace".
"Crystals!"
"My election to the post of the Supreme Chancellor will see the problem that is the Jedi...dealt with" the red skinned, horned centaur spoke in a tone that sounded like he had taken acting lessons from Shev "But do not worry, for their power shall be put to...better use".
"For all those in the Galaxy who strive for true Equality and Friendship, there is no better Supreme Chancellor than I" the unicorn spoke more as if she had taken the Noatak led course on public speaking.
Yoda blinked at the group a few times, before turning to the protocol droid in confusion "Loopers, are they?"
The droid shivered "Oh no no no...oh, well technically the first three are, but not those thems. The Alicorn is perfectly nice, but a little loud at times. The one that sounds like Q" Yoda shivered at the reminder of that particular fellow "is technically reformed, but I personally think he's about as trustworthy as Master Annie with a 'Blow up the Hutts' button".
"So, not at all is what you are saying?"
"Exactly. The Changeling (Related to Garfield of the Titans who are Teens, is she?) once threatened to disassemble me with a Hydrospanner. It was very traumatizing!"
"Night is the natural state of being!"
"No, Chaos is!"
"Equality is what the natural state of things should be!"
"Crystals!"
"Now, as to the other three..." C-3PO put a finger to his metallic chin "I am pretty sure they aren't loopers, though Equestria has so many it's hard to really tell. Maybe Sombra started looping when I wasn't looking, I have been pretty busy setting up my Bar after all. The test runs went perfectly well, though Lina broke my Karoke floor".
"Sombra, the crystal obsessed one is he, right?"
"Yes, yes he is. I think he has something more to him, but I never really visited the Crystal Empire in my times in Equestria".
"Security!" they absently heard Jar Jar call out as the 'Candidates' began to fight each other to the death for power.
"Ah, my leg!" Orn Free Taa was also heard crying out.
"No, my bribery money!" shouted a Gran.
"Equestria?" Yoda said in confusion as the Protocol Droid's eyes lit up.
"Oh!? You've never been to Equestria at all!? That's terrible!" the droid shouted as the two stepped apart to let a yet unseen seventh villain, a orange horned pony with a fire like mane, get thrown right passed them and into the Quarren Senator below the two of them "We should try and fix that".
Meanwhile in Adminspace
"Process cannot be computed. Please move two data files via Fused Loop protocols and try again"
The Error message that popped up caused Nut to glare.
For as it turned out, having your loops having to cover the events of history from not only 100,000 years before the Battle of Yavin 4 (While the events before that were generally pretty solid, the presence of the Celestial related Ones and their loop aware status made this period of time take up processing power), but also another 140 years after that (It was as far as history would go really. It was as if once Ania Solo's adventures came to an end, brief as they were, the story just...ended. But that was a question she could ponder after she got this set up thing), made for a lot of data pileup.
It didn't help that the two branches she started off with began so close together. As bad as the Crash was, creating the Revan branch made things run more smoothly. It almost made her wish for another Crash, for all the problems of stability more branches could cause, the flow from having Cade and Satele anchor their points in time would be somewhat worth it.
Noting the current loop going on (she would have to figure out why the Supreme Chancellor chair had that quirk one day), an eyebrow rose.
"Computer, dial Slep..."
LOOPER CANDIDATE DESSEL (DARTH BANE) APPLICABLE FOR...
Hitting no to this most recent pop up problem, Nut coughed to resume "Computer, dial Sle..."
LOOPER CANDIDATE SORA BULQ APPLICABLE...
Hitting no, and sure she had solved that particular little pop up ages ago, she growled in annoyance "Get that Spider-Horse on the line!"
2.
"Well then, as your Supreme Chancellor, I hereby declare that all of the Republic's public resources be shifted towards the building of the Lancelot Galaxia. Like my platform said, why should be spending money on Hutt welfare and maintaining some temple filled with Monks when we could instead be building a Seventieth-Generation Knightmare Frame capable of using Geonosis for kick ball!"
As the Galactic Senators gave the white haired, self admitted sociopathic engineer a rousing ovation for his speech, R2 turned to his temporary owner for the loop with a curious beep.
The dark skinned, blond haired Indian woman smirked as she reclined back on the couch that, for some odd reason, was behind her in this most formal of locations "So, the Lord of Pudding thinks he has finally had me beat...tell me droid, do you still have that morphing cube?"
"Beep" the beep sounded rather enthusiastic about that one.
"And you have encountered the Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan, as well as the Guren I created back home?"
"Beep!" the Astromech really liked where this was going, even if he probably could not get to Galaxy Boomerang size levels.
Coming soon to the Galaxy Far Far Away: Lancelot Galaxia vs Tengan Toppa Guren Seiten!
3.
"Me Grimlock think you all are a bunch of idiots for voting for Grimlock. When did me Grimlock even get nominated!?"
As the giant, firebreathing robotic T-Rex questioned how he ended up in this predicament, Obi-Wan just pointed to his left.
Turning, the Autobot saw a sulking Joker, Norman Osborn, Andrew Jackson, Maleficent, and Makoto Itou, and growled.
Damn galactic democracy! Grimlock was really the only viable option!
4 (Awesomedude 17)
"I thank ye... All..." The black Scottish cyclops known as Supreme Chancellor Tavish DeGroot belched, right before passing out.
"Compared to the other candidates, he's the best one. That's how bad we have it, Dell." Anakin Skywalker said.
"...Darn." Dell Conagher muttered.
5
"I like you! I like this podium! I like your head, it has chew toys!" the yellow winged dog cheered, before floating up and started nibbling on the Chagrian's tentacle horns.
"That's...good Chancellor Sparky, now can we please start working on the tax codes?" Mas Amedda tried to steer things back on track, even as R2 beeped darkly and ejected a muffin from within himself, which Obi-Wan promptly took a hold of.
"Oh Force this is going to be unpleasant."
6 (Scyblade)
"I would like to thank everyone for electing me Chancellor." started Vergil. "I assure you, your decision was wise."
"Well, he's probably better than Old Palpy." Dante considered.
"And to think, he pulled this off UnAwake." Anakin noted.
7
The large, muscular, vaguely humanoid figure in a loincloth appeared behind a stunned looking Palpatine, before leaning over the man.
His screams echoed the chamber as the giant figure sucked the lame duck chancellor into himself.
"...Is that Kars, or Wammu, or ACDC or..." Anakin questioned in disdain as he watched the horrible yet deserved fate of Palpatine.
"Who cares, A Pillar Man is now Supreme Chancellor!" Obi-Wan complained loudly.
"I personally blame the Anti-Human trends that flared up. Why else would they elect a human predator to lead the Galaxy?"
8 (Wildrook)
"Of all the people to choose as Chancellor," he muttered, "why me?"
"Don't look at me," Anakin replied. "You're probably a safer choice than the rest of the nutjobs."
Ash, Pikachu, and N looked at each other, but really...he had a point. Giovanni would have to give up a lot of power in order to become Chancellor, Maxie and Archie's ideas would probably screw with planetary orbit, Cyrus would have become God of a galaxy without emotions, Ghestis...dropped out once N was put in power and offered to become his cabinet (Ash and Pikachu had to fight in order to prevent that from happening), Lysandre would have probably gone the Palpatine Route, and they weren't exactly sure what Lusamine would do, but when they saw some kind of jellyfish thing hovering over her head, it probably involved that.
Then they stared at the man who actually became N's adviser, a man with asymmetrical sunglasses and a jacket with an S on it.
"Don't look at me," he said. "I voted for Zinnia."
Anakin had no idea where this guy came from, but he had a feeling that this guy didn't run for a reason.
9
A cartoony tune began to play from the Senate room, a theme that sent shivers down Yoda's spine.
"A disturbance Master Yoda?" the unawake Ob-Wan questioned.
"No, undisturbed, the Force is. No, something else..."
"Well I'm sorry to hear about poor Sheevy-Boy's unfortunate fate, but rest assure my Galactic Senators. I, Maximilion Pegasus, will be the Galaxy's Supreme Chancellor for as long as I need to be." A loud voice rang from the chamber.
"...Loud isn't he? I have no idea how a gaming corporation got a senate seat, though hopefully it will only be temporary. I'm sure someone will find Chancellor Palpatine."
Unless one was to look in the Shadow Realm, Yoda highly doubted it.
10(Awesomedude17)
*ROOAAAAAAAR*
"A fucking Cyberdemon?" Doomguy asked as he was escorted out of the building by the Jedi.
"It was either him or the Spider Mastermind." Anakin said in a displeased tone.
"...Shit, you have a point."
11
"Ar Ar Ar Ar Ar...I'm so glad that my budget campaign to become the new Supreme Chancellor went well. Now, I have some great ideas for financial reform..." the red crab with the water helmet began to lecture as a bearded man gave Squidward a look.
"Yes, well now the Jedi have to fight the Sith, and budget cuts. Good going you."
"I voted for Bitters." Squidward defended himself.
12(Awesomedude17)
"I thank you all for electing me as Supreme Chancellor. I hope that this is the beginning of a long and prosperous era."
"Kinda surprised that Princess Celestia's Supreme Chancellor now." Anakin scratched his head.
"Well... I kinda pulled some strings so that everyone else got caught in some... scandalous situations."
"Twilight, you sly devil, you." Anakin smiled.
"Thank you. Hopefully she doesn't Awaken and shirk her duties to go sun surfing."
Both Anchors felt a ping, and turned to see a sly grin on Celestia's face.
"Awwww, Firs!" Twilight moaned.
"You said it, not me."
"Anakin... shut up."
13
"Thank you, thank you! As your Supreme Chancellor, I am glad to help you all. Just, know I'm going to destroy the galaxy in several months" a Yellow squid being in the Chancellor's chair stated humbly and matter of factly.
"...Is he..." Padme really was starting to wonder about this trend in loops.
"Surprisingly a nice guy" Anakin added "Just...keep him away from Aayla Secura and find a way to kill him before he blows up
14(Awesomedude17)
"Hold on, I'm Supreme Chancellor now?" A clueless Pokemon trainer said as his Gyarados looked like it was both bored and annoyed, but really wasn't.
"That person, who is?" Yoda asked.
"That's Jared." Commander Badass said as he lit up a cigar. "Good kid but is pretty clueless at a few things. He'd probably not know what t' do an' ask me t' help. Wouldn't mind really."
Yoda hummed in concern as Jared continued to look in bemusement.
"At least he's not actively malicious, y'know." The Commander capped it off.
15:
"I...I..I cannot translate what that man just said!" C-3PO cried out in horror as Yoda eyed the new Supreme Chancellor, who was now playing a victory tune on his bagpipes.
"Convey his emotions, the Scotsman did. Though talk slower, I would hope he strives for."
16: Garnet Fox
"GROOOOOOOWWWWAAAAR!"
"...Master did they really vote the Indominus into power?" Roxanne sighed, Anakin nodded as they watched the genetic nightmare started devouring the other politicians.
"Yup."
"...Well least it wasn't a fucking troodon."
17
"Yes well as your new Supreme Chancellor, I, Serena Joy, will endeavor in restoring to the galaxy proper roles for all female..."
Droping from above in a face concealing cloak and armed with a Liberalis Circulum approved knife, C-3PO stabbed the new Supreme Chancellor.
The woman fell off the floating pedestal, quite dead.
"Yay for Runner Up! Runner Up forever!" Doofemsmirtz loudly cheered in response to the killing.
18: Awesomedude17)
"Thank you for the job of Supreme Chancellor, boys! I'm going to make sure that we're going to have a great time."
"Who's idea was it to elect Kano?! Not only does he have a criminal record long enough to wrap around a Death Star, but he's also Awake!" Sonya Blade yelled out.
"Because at least out of all the criminals that are called politicians, Kano's pretty obvious about what he wants, and he said so himself. He'll keep his promises." Obi-Wan said.
"Uh, really?"
"No, everyone here's either corrupt or a bloody idiot. Take a look at who's second place." Obi-Wan pointed at a fuming Shao Khan, who obviously wanted the job of Supreme Chancellor.
"On second thought, I can tolerate Kano." Sonya quickly ran off.
19
"Grrrrrrrrr..." the blackened form of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine growled from his podium, as Obi-Wan Kenobi checked his wrist for a Command Seal or something.
If Berserker-Class Servant Palpatine had been elected Supreme Chancellor, there obviously had to be something going on involving a magic grail that was better at corrupting the innocent than even some Sith Lords, possibly most Sith Lords, floating about somewhere.
And with that...
"...Is this an improvement?" Arturia, Saber-Class Servant who was probably about to start fighting the Berserker Chancellor in a few moments questioned the older Jedi, who honestly wasn't sure if it was or not.1: A long one to get it started.
2: Pudding, pudding for everyone. Also R3. Let's see what R3 has in store.
3: Andrew Jackson sucks, and robot dinosaurs do not suck
4: I have no idea
5: Heard the guy got retconned out of the show. Which may have actually been cancelled. Poor pup..
6: Hope Dante's hair is the right color. You know what color
7: The fourth one is not mentioned because he was given a name by Nazis and did not say his own. Also Toonami is a wonderful place
8: Did you know this guy has a JJBA avatar? Now you know.
9: Have you heard Konami has new rules and summoning mechanics out? I can dig the mechanic, but the rules make me shake my head.
10: It's that series from the 90's PC that got a new game recently, right? I'm a Nintendo fan, shooters are alien to me.
11: I actually write a few Spongebob loops, no one else seems to for some reason.
12: I think those loops got updated, but honestly I don't follow those.
13: I need to watch that series. Wonder if it'll show up on Toonami?
14: I don't think Jared can loop, sorry. Either way it's OathtoOblivion's issue, so if you want him go bug the guy.
15: Thank you Toonami. Adult Swim should really defer to you more as it mostly sucks
16: They've done a surprising lot with the Jurassic Park loops.
17: Blame the Superbowl add.
18: Mortal Kombat right?
19: I need to finish Fate/Zero.
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Okay, assuming I haven't just done something horrible, I'll see if I can get Star Wars loops up again. I might have to track down a lot of things again, and might never get to tell the stories I wanted to tell, but we'll see some stories.
In case you do want more, might I recommend to Pokemon fans the Resetverse I am writing. The holiday special has several loop style segments to it, and overall I like to think it's pretty funny and interesting.
Speaking of which any concurrent readers should know that Chapter 24 is now off to the Beta Reader. Expect it sometime soon.
Unless you enjoy this format, the chancellor oneshots will not be their own format again. They will just appear in regular updates.