I am a huge Ninjago fan! Just to make that clear that I really don't hate it. This is just for fun. This is a parody of a youtube channel called CinemaSins, they are hilarious. Check them out. I'm also not the first one to do this sorta thing. LucyBrick123 already did what's wrong with Ninjago season 3. It's also hilarious so go check that out too.

How this works is after a certain scene, I say something about it, and then I give a sin (+1). At the end of each chapter, I cout them up and tell you how many sins there in each episode. Sound clear? Good.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ninjago.

*After main title, scene changes to a village with Sensei Wu walking up to it.*

"Important character over looks a city/village" cliché. +1

*Kai: "To forge the perfect weapon, you first need the right metal and plenty of heat. Cool it off and...presto!"*

This sword. +1

*Kai: "And the shop is called "Four Weapons" not "For Browsing". So either buy something or go petal your insults somewhere else"*

Kai is a dick to his customers. +1

*Outside, some of the villagers are doing something in the water. Behind them, dark clouds start to appear in the sky.*

These clouds have two possibilities: Either it's about to storm or some Skeleton warriors are about to come. +1

*Skeleton motorcylces and a huge monster truck jump over a hill.*

Sh*t +1

*Kruncha: Try to control yourself in front of Master Samukai!*

In the sets, this minifigure has a monocole over his right eye. I'm not sure if this was a mistake or the LEGO people said "Put a monocole on him in the sets" but either way, it's getting a sin. +1

*Villagers were ready to run up and attack, but stopped when Samukai said boo*

These villagers are wusses! Why did Sensei Wu want to look for a ninja here when the people get scared from a word!? +1

*Kai walks out of his shop wearing armour and begins to fight the skeletons really well.*

Has Kai had training yet or are these skeletons horrible fighters? +1

*Kai kicks a skull over the shop and other skeletons appluad.*

So instead of helping your friend you're just going to clap? OK. +1

*Nya knocks out the other two skeletons-Kai: I thought I told you to stay back.*

"Character told to stay back doesn't stay back" cliché. +1

*Kruncha: "You're not looking hard enough!"*

You guys just started looking! +1

*Same scene*

Krunch is a dick to Knuckal. +1

*Kruncha and Knuckal get into a slap fight which results them into finding the map.*

Wow. If they didn't fight all the time they might've never found the map. +1

*Samukai jumps behind Kai with his arms on handles. Kai turns around in a battle stance which causes Samukai to chuckle. Samukai then reveals his four arms holding daggers.*

Discount General Grievous. +1

*Samukai knocks Kai down and prepares to finish him off. Sensei comes in at the last second to save Kai.*

Cutting it a little bit too close there, Sensei. +1

*Samukai: Sensei Wu? You're Spinjitzu looks rusty.*

"Mocking a character on how bad they are on something when they are actually are good at it" cliché. +1

*Samukai throws his daggers at the water tower.*

Could you not catch them, Sensei? Or knock them down out of the air? You could've done either and now Samukai has now weapons to fight. You take him down, the army surrenders, and you have the map! Plain and simple. +1

*Samukai: Lord Garmadon says take the girl!*

How did he do that? Through the force? +1

*Same scene*

Also, which girl? The one in red or the others in purple? +1

*Same scene*

Why is it always the girl that gets kidnapped? Why not take, oh I don't know, Sensei Wu! The ninjas are left without a teacher and you've got the map! Plain and simple. +1

*Sensei: "I told you...useless."*

Um? You just stood there as they took Nya. If you had a sword or a knife, you could've used it to cut the chain. +1

*Sensei: Where they go, a mortal cannot.*

Of course. +1

*Sensei Wu's flashback.*

I'll be honest: I do like the animation they used here. It makes it look like an ancient Japanese paintng. So...no sin.

*Sensei: "Weapons so powerful, no one can handle all of their power at once!"*

Of course. +1

*Sensei: "But the oldest was consumed by darkness and wanted to possess them!"*

Did Garmadon not get the message that no one could handle all of them? +1

*Same scene*

There's always someone evil in the family, isn't there? +1

*Sensei: "A map for an honest man to hide..."*

Why would you make a map? Now Garmadon can find them easily. Now you'll probably say, "He made it so the ninjas could find them." By that logic, Sensei knew his brother would return and seek the weapons and that he would need a ninja team. If he knew that, then make a fake map to give to an honest man and keep the real one for you and the ninjas. +1

*Same scene*

What makes this guy so honest? Is it because he's Kai's father or that he never lied before in his life? +1

*Kai: "You came here looking for the map?"*

You'd think. +1

*Sensei: "I came for something greater...you."*

Couldn't you have done both? +1

*Sensei: "If he could collect all four weapons..."*

He wouldn't be able to possess them, right? +1

*Sensei: "You have the fire inside."*

So do I. Every time I eat Indian food. +1

*Kai is having a hard time climbing the mountain, while Sensei is doing it having no problem.*

Sensei is a dick to his students. +1

*Scene changes to reveal a big ass mountain.*

Guess how many people with the fire inside fell off that. +1

*Sensei hits a golden dragon to reveal a button that shows the training course.*

A button? Seriously? +1

*Kai gets launched in the air after standing on a pillar too long. He lands on a statue, then the thing the statue is sitting on, then the ground.*

Uhhh...no. Kai's dead or has a broken spine. +1

*Sensei: Today you fail.*

You poured in like three drops and didn't even give him enough time to get ready. +1

*Montage of Kai doing the course.*

This montage is cute and all, but did he spend the night in the monestary? If he did, where are the other three ninjas? Did Sensei just say, "I need the monestary for about a week so don't come home until then. Stay at a motel or something."? +1

*Kai failing the training courses.*

Sin for every fail. +5

*Kai throws his wooden sword at Sensei's cup.*

I like that Kai has become more experienced with the course, but isn't that cheating? +1

*Three ninjas dressed in black sneak into the monestary.*

They're either assassins or students. If they're assassins, awesome. A cool fight scene about to come up. If they're students, where they f*ck have they been!? +1

*Kai starts to fight with his toothbrush as the ninjas drop down.*

Do you not see them? Or at least hear them? +1

*Kai: "Oops."*

Me when I got hooked on this show. +1

SIN TOTAL: 46

Sentence: Twitsjitzu (Spinjitzu)

Hope you all liked this first of many chapters to come.