Well this is an idea thats been floating around in my head. It's not much, but its an interesting concept. Raynare, who is about to perish, is suddenly transported in front of a tsundere pinkette with way too many problems. Is this the start of something good? Or will all of halkeginia be in for a rude awakening? Who knows? I do... but then again it is MY story.

Disclaimer: i own neither familiar of zero or highschool dxd. If i did Saito wouldn't put up with a trigger happy tsundere with a whipping fettish and Issei would have his harem and Rias's virginity already...

On to the story then!

"Raynare" - speech

'Raynare' - thought

"Raynare" - Derflinger

(Raynare) - author notes

"Ise-kun! Help me please!" Raynare cried, appearing in her Yuuma form.

"I loved you, you know? And you tore my heart out. Or at least ran it through with a light spear," Issei replied dryly, slowly turning away, "Buchou, please. I can't take it anymore."

Raynare felt a cold sense of dread as the Gremory heiress stood in front of her.

"You have toyed with the emotions of my servant long enough, time to disappear!" Rias said, prepping her magic.

At the same time Raynare heard a voice in her head, My servant, that exist in the universe, hear me! She thought she was going crazy, not only was she about to die, she had to listen to this crap too? Oh beautiful, sacred, powerful familiar! She didn't understand what they meant by "familiar" but she was definately beautiful and powerful, but sacred? She lost that the day she fell. Hear my words and appear before me! Sure! Anywhere was better than here. Just then Rias fired her power of destruction, but just before it hit her she felt like she was pulled backwards, narrowly escaping being annihilated.

Rias walked to the place Ranare was kneeling just a few seconds before. She bent down and retrieved two rings that had little crosses on them.

"Now," she said with a smirk, "lets put these back where they belong, shall we?"

TRISTAIN MAGIC ACADEMY

"Now, has everyone had a chance to summon a familiar?" a bald headed man asked. As he was the only adult, he was obviously a teacher of some sort.

"Not everyone, professor! Little miss Zero hasn't gone yet!" said a red-haired girl with a large bust. It looked like her uniform-which consisted of a white, long-sleeved shirt with a black cape over it, clasped at her neck with a round clasp with what appeared to be a pentagram, and a somewhat revealing short skirt-was a size too small. Unbuttoned to show off her bust, it was clear her tan skin was the same EVERYwhere on her body. her hair was covering her right eye.

"Ah! Miss Valliere! Please, proceed with the ritual!" said the professor.

A petit pinkette, now identified as Valliere, stepped forward. She had long wavy, pink hair and stood at an unimpressive five foot two. Wearing the same uniform, but buttoned all the way to the collar, it was clear she had almost no breasts to speak of, a fact she often resented, not that she would tell anyone.

"Very well," she sighed, silently praying to the founder that THIS spell at least was a success.

Every one of her classmates, including the professor, took several steps back. She pulled a wooden wand, about eight inches in length, and started to chant.

"My servant, that exists in the universe, hear me!" she began.

"What kind of chant is that supposed to be?" asked the red-head from before.

"It's original, I'll give her that," said a male student.

"Hush," whispered the professor.

"Oh beautiful, sacred, powerful familiar! Hear my words and appear before me!" as soon as she finished the chant, she pointed her wand at the ground in front of her. Immediately there was a large explosion, and the dust rsulting from it left everyone coughing.

"Louise the Zero! Of COURSE you would be the only one to fail something as easy as Summon Servant." one of the students sneered.

"OUCH! DAMNIT THAT HURT! WHEN I FIND WHOEVER CAUSED THIS I WILL THROTTLE THEM!" everyone heard a voice exclaim. "Wait, I still have Twilight Healing! I saw them fall to the ground in front of that woman!"

Everyone remained silent as the mysterious female, for it was undoubtably so, slowly came into view due to the dust clearing. What they saw shocked everone. A woman stood in the crater formed by the explosion. What shocked them though was that the numerous wounds on her body seemed to close up before their eyes as a green glow surrounded her hands. The woman was quite tall, around six foot two, with dark black hair that reached down to her hips. She was wearing what appeared to be knee high boots, gloves that reached past her elbow, an armband with what appeared to be a short length of chain attatched, and shoulder guards. She had a metal ring resting just above her large breasts, that were only covered by what looked like a strap-barely large enough to cover her nipples- and a small portion of leather between her legs with three straps on one side. Many of the males in the class fainted from loss of blood right there. Yet most shocking of all, were her wings. Yes, she had two large wings that had black feathers. Everthing she had on was black. It contrasted rather well to her light skin tone. She let her wings out to their full twenty foot span before folding them up against her back.

"Who are you people and why am I here?" she asked in a sultry voice.

"Y-y-you h-have been s-s-summoned b-by me to be my familiar!" said the pink-haired Louise nervously.

"FAMILIAR!" the woman laughed, bending over clutching her stomache, "and why should I a fallen angel, want to be some squirt's familiar?"

"S-s-squirt?" Louise echoed with her eyebrow twitching, "Who are you calling a squirt small enough to be stepped on?" she angrily retorted flicking her wand at the woman, resulting in yet another explosion right next to the angel, knocking her unconcious.

She walked up to her shakily. "Finish the ritual miss Valliere!" she heard the professor say. OH she would. She would show that angel that she was the master once and for all.

"I, Louise Francois le Blanc de la Valliere, by the powers of the pentogram of the five elements bless this being and bind her as my familiar!" as she chanted she had her wand against the angels forehead. When she finished chanting she leaned in and planted a kiss on her new familiar's lips. Unfortunately, as soon as her lips touched the angels, the woman woke up to find herself being kissed. With an evil smirk, she wrapped her arms around the pinkette with a glint in her lavender eyes. She pulled Louise further into the kiss, pushing her tongue forward to trace the girl's lips. Louise let out a small gasp of suprise as the angel's right hand traced it way down to her hips. She then felt her mouth being invaded by the angels tongue. The woman's left hand started to smoke as the runes of the familiar were burned into her flesh. She moaned into the kiss and poor Louise's mind went blank as her familiar continued dominating her mouth, tongues intertwining. Louise let out a small, cute, little moan when the angel grabbed her butt. Any remaining males promptly fainted from loss of blood and any that were getting back up quickly went back down. Even a few of the girls had small nosebleeds, the red-head from earlier had a predetary look in her eyes, slowly licking her lips.

Louise finally pulled away from the kiss with a dazed look in her eyes. "Yes, well, *AHEM* that conludes the ceremony! Everyone may return to their dorms." ccame the professors call. He glanced at the runes on the angels hand and made a mental note to research it later as he walked away muttering.

"So. I take it that was your first kiss? How'd I do, Master?" said the angel seductively in Louise's ear.

"I-i-t was ok. D-d-don't get me w-wrong familiar. I-it's not like I l-liked it or anything!" she said with a blush on her face matching her hair.

"I suppose i have to put up with you for now. Come on don't stand there gaping like a fish, all your classmates are flying away."

"Very well familiar-"

"Raynare."

"H-huh?"

"My name is Raynare. Be grateful I'm allowing you to use it!"

"F-follow me Fa- i mean Raynare." without a second thought, she proceeded to walk into the academy.

'This should be fun, I think I may stay a while.' Raynare thought to herself, before following the pinkette.