Whatever this 5 min thing is, enjoy.

Jack Sparrow pranced around the daisies. "They tickle my hooves!"

Will Turner stared in disbelief. "Jack...?" He asked cautiously "Yes?" Jack replied "What's wrong?" "Wrong! Nothing's wrong!" He said, then he continued prancing. It was so... un-Jack-like!

Then he bent down and ate. a. flower. "I never imagined they could be so good!" He observed, then bent down and ate more.

Will stared.

"Jack, you're eating flowers."

"And so should you! they're nutritious!"

Will shook his head, blinking. Elizabeth peeked out from behind the bush, cackling to herself quietly. Oh, the look on Will's face, so confused, so priceless. Yeah, she loved him but what was the harm in playing a little prank?

Hehehe.

"Try one!" Jack said picking a flower and offering it to Will. "Uh yeah, I'm fine." He replied.

Elizabeth giggled again, watching but not being seen. A little hypnosis, that was all it took to make Jack act like a... well.

Jack chomped down on the colourful 'food', very happy.

Will approached Jack slowly. "Are you feeling all right Jack? Have you recently eaten anything bad in the last day. I mean, uh, except those flowers." "Why are you worried?" Jack asked, looking up at Will with big innocent eyes- wait.

Will was scared now. Jack was MANY things, but innocent was not one of them. "Okay, Jack. What's up." Will asked seriously. "Nothing, really, I feel fine!" He said. Then he took off his cap and rubbed his head.

"Wait, where are my horns?" He panicked. "Horns?!" Will cried. "You never had Horns!" "Didn't I?" "No. Really, you never had horns, you never had hooves and you never ate flowers. But…" Will paused, then he put the pieces together.

"You think you're a stag?" "Of course." "Oh no, this is bad, Jack. You're not a stag, you're a human. You've either had way too much much rum, probably that, or you've finally gone insane."

Elizabeth began to creep up from behind, and then she stood right behind Will, then she shouted "BOO!"

Will screamed like a girl and then fainted. "Whoops" She shrugged, then she turned to Jack. She clapped and Jack collapsed on the ground.

"I love hypnoses…"

Hmm... I'm confused.