Hot Spring Galaxy

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers. That goes to Nintendo. I only own the interpretation of the Goddess of Magic Circe.

Summary: Master Hand finally caves in and allows Rosalina and Palutena to take the Smashers (and some assist trophies) to the Hot Spring Galaxy for some relaxation. Pit declares nothing is going to ruin the mood, but oh does fate love to make things difficult.

Pairing: Pit/Pittoo, Ganondorf/Palutena and Male Robin/Shulk with hints of Magnus/Pit, Chrom/Olivia, Morgan/Lucina, Link/Midna, Shadow/Lyn and Henry/Female Robin

Rated: M (for mature) but E (for explicit on Archive of Our Own)

Genre: Romance, Suspense, Humor and Drama

Warning: Swearing, yaoi with a lot of gay jokes, sexual themes and unintentional OOC

Twincest again is censored on this website. This is a three part fanfic each focusing on a different pairing. The galaxy name implies that its part of Mario Galaxy rather than being the Fire Emblem Awakening DLC scramble, so no Risen will show up but…enjoy.

Chapter 3: Remove Pants (Just not on this website. Go to Archive of Our Own for the Pitcest. You'll just get a strip tease here)

Palutena was glad that things settled down finally with getting the slave traders arrested and taken away where they would face true justice. Despite being the Goddess of Light, she had no power over searching for the slave ring. Angels were fortunate as long as they stayed in her realm, but the minute they stepped out, there was no guarantee that they would make it back if goblins captured them. They are strong enough to fend for themselves but goblins play dirty when capturing their targets. She just wished this didn't happen in a galaxy Pit really wanted to go to, and she and Rosalina were stuck specifically reporting the problem to Master Hand who obviously threw a fit and demanded everyone to come back immediately. Crazy Hand convinced his brother to let them stay one more day.

Rosalina didn't really listen to Master when he said one more day. The goal was to stay there for a week and things were chaotic because of the incident on the first day. Once things settled down though, everyone was able to finally enjoy themselves. The one thing they couldn't do now was go into the hot springs. The battle messed up the temperature of the water if it didn't drain the water out entirely. This meant it would take a couple of days to put the water back in along with getting the temperature right (and this meant the place would need to be cleaned anyway). Any hopes of relaxing until the last day was gone but luckily there were indoor baths too (just not as big and they were separated by gender). This was good for Ganondorf who could go late at night and sit in the sauna without Palutena all over him. She would find a way though…

…Except the day when Ganondorf expected Palutena to ruin his quiet time, she never showed up. This honestly worried him unless she was respecting his wishes to be alone. This was never the case though as she enjoyed trolling him.

As he got out of the sauna in his Wind Waker yukata, he heard a voice on the bottom floor. Most of the Smashers had their rooms on the upper floors. Only the reception desk was downstairs along with the bar and a few places to play games. He heard shouting and he knew that it was the Goddess of Light. Palutena was known for keeping a calm persona in all situations especially in front of Pit. As he walked toward the voices, he could tell that it didn't take much for her to lose her temper like a certain God of the Skies.

"How dare you say that about him! Take it back!"

"Look Palutena, I'm just telling the truth, he's dangerous and you should use your powers to get rid of him. What you're doing now is leading him into a false sense of security. He will cause you more pain in the future."

Ganondorf stopped as he heard the Goddess of Magic. He closed his eyes as he sighed in defeat. It was true that he probably shouldn't be around Palutena. She was a divine being of goodness and he was the demon king of evil. It was a forbidden love that would not end well when this tournament was over. He knew this yet…

"Pit needs him!"

"Your angel does not need a clone."

He blinked. So these two Goddesses weren't talking about him after all? Man he was becoming arrogant. If Palutena realized that he heard the conversation and he confessed, she would be laughing at him nonstop. This wasn't a laughing matter though if they were talking about the dark angel.

"You do not understand Pit. He's been a lonely angel all of his life! Pittoo is the companion he needs to be whole."

"He was already whole before the copy was created. There are other angels in your realm your angel can befriend. What, just because he's socially inept that you think a replica of himself will solve his issue?!" Palutena was going to curse Circe out even more but the raven haired Goddess continued from there. "Why are you keeping a replica alive. We all know how wrong it is to create a replica of a being dead or alive! If they're dead, you're only replacing them for something that cannot come back. If they're alive, that makes it worse. You're cutting that angel's power in half and do no justice to the replica who is tied to the life of the original. I have witnessed that your angel will do anything to protect his clone, but there's no point! If he dies, they both die!"

"Pit is not weak if Pittoo is around him. Pit always gives 100% in battle and the both of them together give 200%. And…" She glared at the Goddess of Magic who was looking right past her trying to veer into her soul that was conflicted. "I have cheated death successfully for Pit…and I will do the same for Pittoo. I will find a way to sever their bond so Pittoo will not die if Pit were to bit the dust. That way, he will be obligated to do what he wants instead of what he has to in order to stay alive."

"You don't understand the problem." Circe repeated as she folded her arms irritated. "A clone disturbs the balance in the world. When the Underworld army was replicated, more people were killed then intended and that messed the whole magic flow up. By keeping that clone alive, you are causing a disturbance whether you like it or not. He takes up resources like everyone else and is a waste of space. If you cannot realize the problem yourself, I will report to the other Gods."

"I would like to see you report to Helios and see how he reacts!" Palutena dared. "He'll probably fry you like he did your other siblings in his rampage. He would have probably done that without us important Gods."

"Oh look at you putting yourself on a high pedestal because daddy is the ruler of all the Gods and he loves you so much he'll let you do whatever you want even kill his brother and keep replica to disturb the balance! Lady, my logic makes more sense then your position and he's going to have to go."

This entire time, Ganondorf was feeling enraged at this conversation. Insult him all you want for being evil, but Dark Pit despite his name and appearance…was a good kid at the end of the day. Shaming him for what he cannot control was deplorable. So deplorable that Ganondorf made himself known to the two bickering Goddesses to side with Palutena.

"Ganny?"

"Are you kidding me the Demon King was here? That's another problem with you. You claim to remain a virgin Goddess and then the one guy you decide to fall for is an evil monster!"

"Don't talk to Ganondorf like that!" Palutena shouted.

"…You can." Ganondorf told Palutena shocking her.

"But Ganny…"

"However, this replica talk about Dark Pit…unacceptable." He continued surprising the beautiful Magic Goddess. "From what you have said, anyone who is created does not deserve to live. This extends to not only "replicas" which you give a vague definition of what they are but this would apply to any robotic being or those created by your magic."

"What."

"Goddess of Magic, as your name implies, you can create an army yourself. To do this, you need a spell to do so, but the spell has to originate from somewhere and the materials needed have to come from something. I wouldn't be surprised if you used the souls of humans to create an army of men to attract more customers here."

Circe wanted to punch the King of Evil in the face, but Ganondorf would win in a fist fight when compared to her skinny frame. Palutena in her anger didn't realize the hypocrisy that was apparent with Circe's complaining.

"Your conflict with the Goddess of Light is not of my concern. What you think of my relationship with her is also not of your concern. You can badmouth us for the truth in our relationship. However, I will not let you soil the name of Dark Pit just because you do not appreciate that like Pit, he is a living being who lives by his own accord and is happy with what he does. Divine beings that try to dictate the way he lives will be shot down. If you try to kill him, he will get you and will have Pit and the Goddess of Light backing him up, but no this. You harm not just Dark Pit, but Pit as well and you will answer to the King of Evil. It is an honor for these two angels to have my respect and I will not have them be disrespected. Remember that."

Circe's eyes widened at the speech. Palutena was just amazed at how Ganondorf was giving them for free and surprisingly her one time too many during this vacation. He turned his back and headed back upstairs to where his room was, but he made sure to grab the green haired Goddess by the hand and drag her upstairs away from the spiteful Goddess of Magic.

As they made it to their room in silent, Palutena finally asked the question that she wanted to ask downstairs.

"You respect my angels?"

Ganondorf sighed as he sat on the bed feeling a migraine coming on.

"I respect you Goddess of Light and that respect will extend to those two angels even if Pit…is not the smartest tool in the shed. However, I respect his fighting prowess that he had demonstrated in Brawl."

"And what about Pittoo?"

"He's a lot like me in more ways than one." He chuckled. "And my admiration for you has gone up for you now that I know there is no favoritism between those two angels."

"Hmm?"

"If you intend to break all the rules and allow a replica to have a separate life from his original, then I will assist you when we get back to the mansion. We can ask the Queen of the Cosmos for assistance."

"You mean you'll…"

Ganondorf glanced at the Goddess of Light. The fight she had brought her mood down making her expression seem like someone important to her was killed and she didn't know how to grieve. Just saying he would assist though caused a real smile to appear on her lips. He smirked seeing it. Now, he knew that he won the battle between them if he could get her to be honest as she hugged him and declared her love for him if it meant the angel twins could be separate from each other. Then again, it didn't hurt to have people in Smash that were the closest thing he had to a family for a while…

Of course Ganondorf continued smirking at something Palutena didn't notice. Since they were next door to the angel twins, their presence would have been apparent, but the lack of angel aura made it obvious the two snuck off somewhere. Probably to the hot springs and if Palutena noticed, she would not be a happy woman.

Pit felt like his dream vacation was ruined. Dark Pit made it impossible for him to enjoy the springs on the first day, they were targeted by the slave ring just by being a "rare" angel species that visited the resort and most of the activities have been limited because of the arrests and investigations. They only had one more day left and Pit didn't get to have fun with the dark angel. Luckily for them, they were able to sneak out in the middle of the night (by going through the window so they wouldn't have to deal with the main entrance where Palutena and Circe were fighting. Not like they would know they were arguing at that moment) of the last day to go into the hot spring. No one was in but them, so they were able to enjoy the springs as long as they wanted. If they both fainted, they would be screwed though.

"Pit, you still mad?" Dark Pit asked him as he swam over to his twin.

"Pittoo, Lady Palutena locked us in our room when the incident happened. We could not join in the battle and be badass! And then we couldn't go into the hot springs for the next couple of days! That was absolute hell!"

"Look on the bright side. We got to eat, watch a lot of anime and I beat your ass at table top tennis."

"But…hot springs…"

"You're in one now. Enjoy it before we get kicked out and sent back to our rooms. If we're caught by that Goddess of Magic, Palutena will probably spank us for leaving."

"Uhh…don't remind me. Her spankings hurt…"

Dark Pit used the opportunity of Pit moping around to cling to the light angel. He hated how Pit did this to Magnus and did not care about his feelings. Now he would put his own weight on the angel and see how he feels. Pit reddened at how clingy Pittoo was being.

"…You wouldn't even let me have some fun with you in bed."

"Boring. I rather do it out in the open. It's what you wanted from the beginning though, right?"

"I…uh…"

He was speechless as his dark twin got off of him and dropped his boxers into the spring letting the light angel look at his body covered in the steam.

"Step three was to remove pants, right? I hope this is close enough."

Pit stared longingly at the red eyed angel as he went on his knees removing Pit's boxers underneath. Being exposed to the hot water caused Pit to yelp.

"You don't want to be loud. You don't want anyone coming out to see us."

"The only one who will be moaning my name is you Pittoo."

"That isn't my name."

Regardless of what they said, Pit finally got what he wanted from the vacation, so when they snuck back in when Wolf was patrolling (and noticing the obvious mess caused by someone causing him to howl) they were both satisfied.

"Farewell hot spring galaxy! You have done this angel justice!" Pit cried as the Comet Observatory flew away heading back to the Smash Brothers Realm.

"You're honestly crying? Man, you're so lame." Dark Pit grumbled as the angel started to sob the farther they got away from the hot springs.

Despite the rocky first day, the Smashers were able to enjoy their time at the hot springs. Yes Master Hand would be angry at them not returning sooner, but there was not much he can actually do to punish the two Goddesses except making them battle more at the most inconvenient times.

So while most of the Smashers were resting in silence with the Lumas sometimes bothering them, Rob searched the Comet Observatory for Shulk. He couldn't be found anywhere. Rosalina advised him to look into the gate.

Alone Shulk was with the Monado blade by his side. After what happened, he wouldn't let go of the Monado. While Olivia was frightened but didn't let the incident get her down, Shulk was traumatized and while he did a good job at hiding his feelings, the fact he carried Monado with him for the rest of the trip said a lot about his damaged psyche. His smiles were forced and fake now when the other Smashers confronted him. Master Hand would have a stern chat with him on how to handle his problem, but to Shulk it would only be a hassle. Something that could have been avoided happened because he let his guard down.

"Shulk, you doing okay?" Rob asked as he walked up toward the blonde at the top of the small platform. "You look like you haven't gotten enough sleep."

"I've seen better days." He responded without turning his back. Rob sighed as he took a seat right next to the Monado user. Both glanced at the stars in the vast galaxy. Shulk sighed gripping the Monado blade tighter.

"…This is ridiculous…" He mumbled. "I'm acting all paranoid now because of the vacation…"

"I made everyone worry and I still am because I can't go anywhere without the Monado now…if I just saw the future…I would have been able to stop myself…"

"It wasn't your fault Shulk."

"But…"

Rob shook his head in annoyance as he slapped Shulk's back almost having him fall off the galaxy. He yelped as he barely managed to keep his balance.

"What was that for?!"

"You need to stop worrying. You tell me to not think too much about losing matches in Smash. You shouldn't worry about needing assistance every now and then. You're only scaring people carrying Monado around."

"But it's different! For you, it doesn't matter in Smash! You're a tactician and even if a loss means the death of your allies, it doesn't matter in Smash!" Shulk had to say that twice to force his point across but the white haired tactician. "For me, I have the power to prevent these incidents! I let the Smash vibe get my guard down and I got caught. You and your sister were injured for my sake! And even if I could have escaped, those slave traders could have made off with your friend's wife and those other girls! How could I forgive myself?"

"You can forgive yourself. You're just guilt tripping yourself now."

Shulk growled realizing that Rob wasn't going to understand why he was upset and turned away from him folding his arms in frustration. Perhaps Rob should try harder to persuade him if telling him the truth wasn't going to work.

"Were you worried for me?" Rob asked changing the perspective of the argument. "You shouldn't be. I admit I got a little…beastly back there, but you won't have to worry about me doing that again."

Shulk this time blushed at remembering Rob specifically. It was Rob that came in when he was about to be assaulted, it was Rob that did all in his power to save him and the girls and it was Rob that in the end handled the kappa and goblins. Even though at the end he was acting too barbaric for his liking, the idea of being saved by someone he thought only saw him as an annoying rival was nice.

"You don't have to hide it. I'm very much prince charming in my world, so if you think of me like that, you can just tell me."

"…Is that why you're still single and Robin is the one married with a kid?"

"A kind gentleman like me must remember to remain pure and faithful to all the fair maidens." Rob snarked. He didn't like how he was starting to act like Virion and Inigo though. He wasn't even that successful if Virion could marry the wyvern rider Cherche. "Anyways, you're my friend, and I would do anything to keep you safe. I do it for free."

"…If you say so…" Shulk groaned. "…Hey…can I ask you something?"

"Hmm?"

"Until we get back to Smash Brothers Mansion…can you stay with me?"

Now it was Rob's turn to be surprised. "Of course. If it means that you won't carry Monado with you 24-7-hey!"

Shulk ended up pulling Rob closer and clinging to his arm. The white haired tactician slowly realized that the trauma Shulk suffered would last a while. He needed to take this seriously if he wanted to help his friend get over it.

"You'll be fine Shulk, I promise."

"I know…"

Shulk knew even if his heart still wasn't ready to stop beating although now it was for Rob's attention rather than the fear of what could have happened if someone took him. That was looking too much in the future and he didn't want to tell Rob something when he held the Monado in that moment. He foresaw a future where the two are together and he finally gets over the trauma of the incident. How far it was, he didn't know, but for now he was happy that he had Rob to himself until the Smashers got back to Smash Brothers Mansion.

Me: Done with 4157 words.

Li: And the vacation comes to an end.

Me: Yep that means I have to either work on that really long one-shot or the other short ones I had ideas about but didn't want to do. Want the sex? Go to Archive of Our Own. Notes!

1. Palutena specifically says in Uprising that Dark Pit is an unnatural being and should be eliminated. She changes her mind only after she realizes how useful he can be. Over time she comes to care for him like she does for Pit. Just because Palutena is fine with Pittoo now doesn't mean the other Gods/Goddesses are. Circe who is the Goddess of Magic would flip out specifically because he's unnatural.

2. Ganondorf's respect for Dark Pit comes from a headcanon about Ganondorf from watching Ocarina of Time. Basically during the Forest Temple you have to fight Phantom Ganondorf who seems like a replica of the original Ganondorf. He has no will of his own and just serves as a boss. Dark Pit though is his own being who can think for himself and is rather intelligent. If Palutena babies Pit and he loves her as a mother, then Ganondorf is proud of Dark Pit as if Pittoo was his son because Dark Pit is more intelligent than the original (which says a lot but Pit is capable of being smart just as Dark Pit has his moments of being dumb). The entire family dynamic between the four isn't going to go well given how Ganondorf is still the Demon King who has killed many and Palutena can't stop Link from killing Ganondorf to save the world. Yes Ganondorf will come back to Smash after dying a couple more times but it doesn't change the fact that by having a family relationship that Pit's normally good relationship with Link would be cut off specifically because the two angels are starting to see him as a father figure they both did not have (Pit because he had crappy parents and Dark Pit because he does not have Pit's memory).

3. I'm pretty sure Shulk can only see the future if it concerns people getting killed or injured because if he foresaw something like romantic love, then it would be too easy and he would try to avoid it.

Well that's a vacation for you. Technically long in the sense of how I write fanfic but its short enough that it can be read in one seating. Reviews are appreciated as I go work on other Smash one-shots instead of working on the one story that needs to be finished this month. Ja ne!