Title: PB&J

Author: Evil_Little_Dog

Rating: Teen

Disclaimer: This is a derivative work, and, as such, I make absolutely no money writing this. Darn the luck.

Summary: Peter's Sandwich is a delicacy.

Notes: Written for the LJ Community, Comment_Fic.

"You gonna eat that?" Rocket's nose was only about three inches from Peter's plate.

"Yes, I'm going to eat it, it's a PB and J! And it's mine!"

"I wanna try it!"

"Tough."

"Quill, gimme, or I'll take a shit in your boots when you aren't looking."

Peter opened his mouth to retort, decided maybe he didn't want that to happen. Still, he couldn't just let go of his PB and J. "I'll half it with you."

Rocket's beady eyes narrowed, then he smiled. It was one of the more frightening things Peter had ever seen. "Yeah, sure! Gimme!"

Tearing the sandwich in half, Peter passed the plate over to Rocket, who didn't dunk the sandwich in water, like he'd expected. Instead, Rocket sniffed delicately, the tip of his pink tongue touching the gooey red jelly. He didn't shove it in his mouth, but ate slowly, savoring each bite. Peter almost forgot to eat his own half sandwich, watching Rocket, at least until he heard Drax.

"What is that? It smells delightful. Are you going to consume it?"

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