Molliarty Drabbles because Molliarty is a hella rad couple and I love them and there isn't enough love for them. I have a blog on tumblr dedicated to them. Molliartytho is the url if you want to check it out. Send me some prompts I'd love to write them for you. Sorry for any mistakes or things you don't like. Hope you like it.


Standing in front of a camera, dripping wet from ice cold water, was a certain Molly Hooper. She had been challenged to the ice bucket challenge by her friend Mary Watson who had been challenged by her husband.

The only reason she wasn't having them help her with it was because she had to work late and they were on a case. So to meet the 24 hour time limit she had to turn to Sebastian and Jim for help.

She expected her significant other of almost a year to be against it. It was for a charity after all and, as he kept pointing out, he was the embodiment of evil itself.

So she asked Sebastian to help her instead of Jim. They were friends so she thought it would be alright for her to ask him to hold the camera.

He had just gotten the wickedest look in his eyes and the little smirk he gave her after agreeing made her a little uneasy.

She was just wearing a blue t-shirt and some shorts. She didn't want to get her work clothes all wet after all.

"Over here Molly," Seb called from outside the safe house they were currently in. Jim always called it the bunker because it annoyed Seb and he was the biggest drama queen.

It was just a small house just outside of London.

Molly walked over to him and looked at the white sheet that was hung up and she looked at him with a confused look on her face.

"This is going online, we can't have anyone know where you were. Sherlock Holmes least of all. I'm taking care of you and the boss."

Molly shrugged and walked over to stand in front of it. There was a small bucket of water on the ground next to her and she smiled at him.

"Thanks for helping me Sebastian. Now let's do this so I can go get ready for work."

When he nodded and turned the camera on she got herself ready. She looked at the little thing and started talking when he gave her the okay to start.

"Hello! I'm Molly Hooper and I was nominated for the Ice bucket challenge by Mary Watson. I now nominate…."

She didn't get a chance to finish speaking because there was suddenly water being dumped on her from above.

"Ah!" she jumped and tried to get away from it, but it followed her.

It was so cold! And never ending it seemed. When it finally stopped she glared at the camera.

She knew exactly who was above her and who poured the water on her.

"I nominate Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes and MY ALL TOO LOVING BOYFRIEND. You have 24 hours." She yelled loud enough for him to hear her and watched as Seb turned the camera off and started to laugh so hard her almost doubled over.

"Jim! Get over here! I know that was you and you're in so much trouble!" she shivered once and then ran behind the sheet to find no one there. She cursed and then jumped a few times, trying to warm herself up.

"Ugh Sebastian you bastard. When I find Jim I'm going to kill him!" she was so cold she couldn't stand it. So she ran back into the house, the sounds of Jim and Sebastian laughing together behind her. She was going to get him back if it was the last thing she did.

Sebastian watched Molly get back inside and chuckled a few more times.

"You should have seen her face. She was so surprised."

Jim chuckled and took the camera from him so he could watch exactly what she did.

"That light blue t-shirt all wet isn't the worst thing in the world either…" he smirked and watched the video. She was so adorable and when her shirt was all wet she was downright sexy.

"She's going to smack you, boss." Sebastian said as he got to work taking down the sheet and pouring the bucket out so he didn't have to deal with that too.

"Oh I'm looking forward to it. She can never stay mad at me Seb. You know that. After work she won't even remember what happened." Jim waved it away because he really wasn't worried at all.

Sebastian wasn't so sure he was right, but he didn't say anything. Maybe he could get out of Molly being mad at him by helping her get back at Jim.

He watched Jim walk back inside after they heard Molly's car leave. He followed behind him, texting molly in the process to suggest an idea to get back at him.


It had been two weeks since Jim had so rudely interrupted her attempt at the ice bucket challenge. She had been planning how to get back at him for that entire time with Seb.

The night after the incident she had given him the cold shoulder and was mad, which didn't do her any good because he thought it was so cute when she was mad at him.

That plus the fact that he was very…persuasive when he needed to be didn't help her stay angry with him. He used the argument that she was going to do it anyways so why was she so mad that he just did it a little earlier than she would have liked? She saw the logic in it, and forgave him instantly.

She didn't forget; however, and that's where Jim was going to be sorry, because he didn't think she'd want revenge.

He'd taught her a thing or two about revenge and how to get it done right. Before dating him she was never one to act on those feelings, but luckily—or rather unluckily—for him she was going to try it out this time.

Today was the day she was going to get back at him. She and Seb had set the whole thing up and she was anxious just a bit. He was a genius and could usually see right through her when she was lying, but not this time. She was determined to do this right.

Jim only had one client to deal with today which was why it was the best time to get him.

Sebastian was waiting with a camera for her to get started. She sat at the counter in the kitchen and waited for Jim to get back. Seb stayed out of sight, but right where she needed him to be. Remembering that she wasn't doing this alone and that Sebastian was going to get in trouble too made her a little less anxious.

Three minutes later she got her wish. Jim came walking all calm and cool into the kitchen. His hand were in his pockets and he looked like he didn't have a care in the world. She smiled at him, a bright and chipper smile like she was happier to see him than anything else in the world.

He walked up to her and gave her a kiss before asking

"What's got you so happy?"

"You're home! What's not to be happy about?" she asked with a cheerful tone.

Jim was a little suspicious, but Molly always was a little strange like this, happy at the weirdest things, so he let the feeling pass. He quirked an eyebrow at her, but she just smiled more.

She jumped up and pecked his lips on the way to the bathroom.

"You should come join me if you're done being a criminal today," she called in a voice she hoped made her sound like a tease. She was never any good at that sort of thing.

Jim chuckled a bit, but he took the bait just like Molly knew he would.

Molly quickly slid behind the door and waited.

Jim walked into the bathroom and was a bit confused, but also just like Molly predicted he went up to the shower to look for her inside and Molly quickly ran up behind him and pushed him a little so he stumbled into the shower. Seb then threw the ice cold water at his boss and they both heard him gasp. His shock didn't last long and he looked through the water at Sebastian with the scariest glare he could muster.

Seb just pointed at Molly like it was all her idea.

Molly picked up the other bucket of water and tossed that at him, too. She needed to have that satisfaction of watching Jim's face when she dowsed him with water.

Sebastian was recording this for blackmail purposes for himself and Molly in the future.

Molly couldn't hold back a giggle at his facial expression. The emotions she could see running through his eyes were anger, amusement, frustration, confusion, and hatred.

"This suit was not made to get wet! You'll wish I had just killed you when I'm through with the pair of you!"

Seb backed up a few steps and Molly laughed for the second time. She wasn't scared of his threats anymore. They used to freak her out, but now she just thought they were funny.

"Pay back is a bitch Jim!" She said and gave him a cheeky grin, and then took one step away from him.

What happened next was completely unexpected by Sebastian, but apparently Molly saw it coming. He watched as Jim lunged forward and Molly squeaked while she attempted to get out of his reach, only to get dragged into a tight embrace by the consulting criminal.

Sebastian ran out of the bathroom and went to go get a copy made of the video he had just filmed. He knew what Jim was going to do next and he didn't want to be around for it. He'd get started with running because he was in so much trouble and he knew it. But it was all worth it.

Molly yelped as Jim pulled her tightly against him.

"H-Hey! This is so cold and you're getting me all wet!" she exclaimed as she tried to get out of his hold.

"Oh really now?" he asked with a wicked smirk.

She blushed and shook her head

"Not like that! Jim let me go!"

"Oh I will. But not until you've paid for this." He moved his lips to trace her jaw and her ear so she could hear him as he was talking very softly.

"You waited two whole weeks to get back at me. You had me believing you were over it and not mad and everything. It's not every day I get fooled. You amaze me sometimes Miss Molly. I didn't think being outsmarted could ever make me so…hmm," he pulled her closer to him so she could feel exactly what her outsmarting him did to his body.

Molly gulped and leaned away from his embrace a bit. That water was so cold she was starting to shiver. But the cold wasn't the only reason.

"Now you're not leaving this room until you clean up this mess you've made. And after that you're going to help me murder Sebastian for helping orchestrate this whole thing." Jim spun them around and walked her into the shower, never once letting go of her. He began to take off the now soaking wet suit and she couldn't help her blush. She was about to argue, but he kissed her.

This is not how she intended this revenge plan to end. She expected him to be a lot angrier.

This wasn't a bad ending and she wasn't going to complain at all. Especially not when Jim helped her take off the now wet clothes she had was wearing and showed her all too eagerly how very rewarding revenge could be.