A.N It's BAAAAAACK! The second fanfiction of the Movie Parody collection. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I no own. You no own. We all no own! Unless, you, uh, own something. Hehe.
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Narrator: Aladdin is running away from the cops because he has stolen a piece of bread because he is starving.
Alanna: *running* *stops* AHEM! I am Alanna! A woman!
Narrator: Sorry. Alanna is running away from the cops because she has stolen a piece of bread because she is starving.
Alanna: Thank you. *starts running*
Various Cop: HEY! COME BACK HERE!
Alanna: *runs* HA!!
Cops: DOWN WITH YOU!!
Alanna: *snickers* *runs into a bar* *collapses* Ow.....
Cops: *running after her* GET HIM!
Alanna: *stands up* If you're going to continue to yell for me, will you PLEASE get the gender right??? FEMALE! HER!! SHE!!! WOMAN!! Geez....*starts running again* *hides in a barrel*
Cop: Where'd he go?
Alanna: *glares from inside barrel*
Cop with black hair: Hey look! It's the monkey. *start running towards monkey*
Kel: *standing in a monkey suit* You have got to be kidding.....*turns to run, but is in fact waddling* ALANNA! HELP!!!
Alanna: *peeks up from barrel* I'm never doing this again. Coming, monkey one! *stands up and lifts right leg over barrel* *goes to pull left leg over but barrel falls* Ow....*waits for special effects dude to bring her rope* Thank you. *takes rope and swings by Kel and grabs her*
Kel: *sarcastically* You're my hero.
Alanna: *smiles proudly* Aren't I?
Kel: *mumbles* Suuure.
Alanna: *continues to swing* WEEEEEEE!!!! *tarzan noises*
Kel: This is ridiculous. That's what you get for giving her the lead role.
Director: Yeah, but her name sells.
Kel: And mine doesn't??
Director: Hey, you're the one in the monkey suit.
Kel: *glares and mumbles stuff*
Alanna: *lands in palace place* *puts Kel down* Home!
Kel: Uh, Alanna? We don't life here.
Alanna: Oh? *looks around* OOPS! *grabs Kel takes rope and swings off* *lands in dumpy place* Home! It's not much, but the taxes are cheap! *makes self at home* *munches on bread*
Kel: *fans self* This suit is HOT! *grabs bread and munches*
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How was that??? Review! I know you people like fics like this!! I was just thinking that I have to do one of these again. Aladdin didn't have the most votes, but it was the movie that I remembered the most of. So..
Queen of Fluff
Disclaimer: I no own. You no own. We all no own! Unless, you, uh, own something. Hehe.
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Narrator: Aladdin is running away from the cops because he has stolen a piece of bread because he is starving.
Alanna: *running* *stops* AHEM! I am Alanna! A woman!
Narrator: Sorry. Alanna is running away from the cops because she has stolen a piece of bread because she is starving.
Alanna: Thank you. *starts running*
Various Cop: HEY! COME BACK HERE!
Alanna: *runs* HA!!
Cops: DOWN WITH YOU!!
Alanna: *snickers* *runs into a bar* *collapses* Ow.....
Cops: *running after her* GET HIM!
Alanna: *stands up* If you're going to continue to yell for me, will you PLEASE get the gender right??? FEMALE! HER!! SHE!!! WOMAN!! Geez....*starts running again* *hides in a barrel*
Cop: Where'd he go?
Alanna: *glares from inside barrel*
Cop with black hair: Hey look! It's the monkey. *start running towards monkey*
Kel: *standing in a monkey suit* You have got to be kidding.....*turns to run, but is in fact waddling* ALANNA! HELP!!!
Alanna: *peeks up from barrel* I'm never doing this again. Coming, monkey one! *stands up and lifts right leg over barrel* *goes to pull left leg over but barrel falls* Ow....*waits for special effects dude to bring her rope* Thank you. *takes rope and swings by Kel and grabs her*
Kel: *sarcastically* You're my hero.
Alanna: *smiles proudly* Aren't I?
Kel: *mumbles* Suuure.
Alanna: *continues to swing* WEEEEEEE!!!! *tarzan noises*
Kel: This is ridiculous. That's what you get for giving her the lead role.
Director: Yeah, but her name sells.
Kel: And mine doesn't??
Director: Hey, you're the one in the monkey suit.
Kel: *glares and mumbles stuff*
Alanna: *lands in palace place* *puts Kel down* Home!
Kel: Uh, Alanna? We don't life here.
Alanna: Oh? *looks around* OOPS! *grabs Kel takes rope and swings off* *lands in dumpy place* Home! It's not much, but the taxes are cheap! *makes self at home* *munches on bread*
Kel: *fans self* This suit is HOT! *grabs bread and munches*
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How was that??? Review! I know you people like fics like this!! I was just thinking that I have to do one of these again. Aladdin didn't have the most votes, but it was the movie that I remembered the most of. So..
Queen of Fluff