Chapter 2

A/N: Hi guys masked faller here. This chapter is based on the first Gravity falls episode 'Tourist Trapped'. Basically the stuff that's different is Soos gives Wendy a pickaxe and a baseball bat. And its only half cos my document was overfilling. So yeah, enjoy….. Buh-Bye readers. :D

It was a normal day at the shack. when I say that I mean that there is Mabel flirting to a random boy from God knows where, Soos is fixing stuff (as usual) and Dipper was at the counter. Next to the counter there was Mabel's letter. A guy picked it up and read it out loud. "Do you like me? Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.". Behind a row of Stan bobble heads, Mabel whispered "I rigged it. He he he."

"Mabel, I know you're going through your 'Boys crazy phase, but I think you are overdoing it on the crazy part." "Pffffft. What NOOOOOOOOOO. Dipper this is our first time away from home, I have a chance to have an epic summer romance."

Suddenly Gruncle Stan came through the door, "Look alive people, I need someone to hang these signs in the spooky part of the woods."

"Not it." We said in unison. "Uh also not it" said Soos. "Nobody asked you Soos." "Dipper I need you to hang these signs up."

"I would but I-I can't reach them."

"Fine. Eenie meenie minie-YOU!" he said pointing to me. I grumbled a response and went to do it.

"Ugh, Gruncle Stan, nobody believes me." I said simultaneously nailing in a sign. I went to another tree. When I hit it with the hammer. It made a hollow metallic sound. I tapped it again. Upon opening there was a control- well thing. I pushed two of the switches. Suddenly the ground opened. Inside was a red book with something gold on it. I picked it up and blew of the dust. Opening it I read the first page aloud. "I have spent many years studying the secrets of Gravity Falls Oregon."
"Floating eyeballs, vampires, cursed doors-"

"HELLLO!" said Mabel. "Whatcha reading there?" "Uh-uh nothing!" I said quickly hiding the book behind my back

"Uh-uh nothing," she imitated "are you really not going to tell me?"

In the shack, I was about to read her the book when the doorbell rang. I was surprised. "Welp, time to spill the beans. Beans. This girl got a date!" She rushed to the door and introduced us to her boyfriend. "Family, meet my new boyfriend Norman!" "Sup" he said. "Sup" said Gruncle Stan and I at the same time. "norman are you bleeding." "Uh-uh no its jam." He said while the 'jam' dripped of his cheek. "You like jam? I love jam! Look at this! We met in the cemetery. He is reeeeeeeeeeally deep." She said. When they left I was sure that Norman was a zombie. I checked in my newfound journal. "due to their pale skin and bad attitudes, zombies are normally mistaken for TEENAGERS!" I said. "Mabel, Norman's a ZOMBIE!"

A/N: I know dramatic ending! Expect chap 3 in like a week or so. I just have much schoolwork so yeah. That's why there's two chapters in a row. So yeah Buh-Bye! :D