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Perverted giggles could be heard from the Hokage Mountain, a famous tourist attraction and the current hiding spot for our character.

It had been a long day for him; countless hours spent studying the perfection of the female kind here at Konoha. He'd visited many hot spots for beauties, the hot springs, female side of course! The lake on the outskirts of the village, gazing at only the females of course! And last but not least the Anbu HQ, female dressing rooms of course…

Oh it had been such an eventful day for the sage. It helped that nobody had seen his masculine body in years. Although his vibrant yellow hair should've alerted every woman in Konoha to his presence. For he wasn't a simple sage! Oh no! He was the Ultra Spectacular Snake Sage Master of Epicness! All ladies swooned in his presence; no female was out of his reach. He was nothing like that Jiraiya fellow, oh no, that perverted man was an amateur compared to him! Jiraiya was just an average pervert that peeked on women; there was nothing special about him, even though he was a 'Sannin'. But no, he wasn't like Jiraiya, average kunoichi might satisfy him for a few moments, but not forever.

But he wasn't here for just the local kunoichi, no, he was here for one beauty in particular. It would be the hardest female to conquer and it would take all of his manliness to accomplish the daring feat. He made a pledge, by the end of his trip to Konoha, he would have completely crossed the taboos and blockades put in place by the modern day society. He would crush those barriers down and accomplish a feat that almost all of society would frown upon, and become disgusted at the very thought.

By the end of his trip, he would have successfully slept with Kushina Uzumaki, his own mother.

Anyway! Uhum! Our protagonist of 17 years had been helping himself to all the delectable experiences that Konoha had to offer, and not just the food. Oh no, he was in it for the 'full' experience. There were no whore houses that could satisfy him, no amount of food that could calm him, he was untameable. This little titbit could be figured out by the copious amounts of Kunoichi currently searching their village with vigour in search for their panties, panties that he'd stolen mind you.

It wasn't that difficult of an achievement for him, he'd stolen panties with higher stakes, and that was when he was 14. This was like child's play for him. Although he did admit that he might've played a little dirty by placing the panties of the Konoha kunoichi in the houses of various men.

Married or single, he didn't discriminate…

Yeah that was probably a dog move, and he'd be the first to admit it.

But that was the past! And the past was behind him like that single mother he'd banged that one time. Oh that was a good one, hehe.

On another note we see our protagonist for the first time!

He had yellow hair reaching to the back of his knees, an orange long sleeved shirt with black long pants. He had nothing covering his forehead and normal shinobi sandals. He seemed to be pondering something that could change his life for the next few days.

"Now should I or should I not take a break at the local hot springs?" Letting out a perverted giggle he answered his own rhetorical question. Vanishing with the use of a shunshin our hero appeared before the bamboo walls that lined the outside of the hot springs. He took careful note that he was on the outside of the 'Male' section of the hot springs and let out a small shudder. He'd made that mistake once before, never again.

Slowly moving around to the female side he tried to contain the giggles that threatened to escape his lips. Setting himself up behind the wall, he pressed a section of the bamboo and a little circle of the wall popped out. He carefully placed it in his pocket and was trying with all his might to contain the giggle ready to be released. He was so close; he couldn't give himself away because of something so basic.

There were always fine beauties in this area of the village; the spring was a hot spot for civilian and kunoichi alike. If he was in luck, then he'd spot the kunoichi of the village bathing themselves, they always had the better and shapelier bodies, with the chakra effecting their growth in all the right ways.

He moved his eye to the hole, and instantly had blood start pouring out of his nose. The reason for this spontaneous nose bleed was that a few interesting characters were currently bathing in the springs today. He had to smother his chakra even more than usual, a few of these ladies were just plain dangerous. He had a variety to pick from, as it seems most of the kunoichi in the village decided to have a get together. Women like Tsume Inuzuka, Yugao Uzuki, Shizune, Kurenai Yuhi and even Tsunade Senju the Hokage herself.

Naruto supressed a giggle as he continued to watch them, a stream of never ending blood trickling out of his nose, just watching their perfect bodies as they breathed got him excited, the way their breasts moved up and down with each breath they took.

'This is perfect! My eyes do not deceive me! Oh how Kami shines upon me on this fine day. Now all I've got to do is take the measurements for further…Oh dear sweet Kami, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED!' Near the end of his inner rant, a particular female entered the bathing; this was none other than Kushina Uzumaki, one of the deadliest kunoichi to walk the face of the elemental nations. Just the one he wanted to see.

'But now with her here, my time is coming to a close, now if I can just take the measurements…Oh my word Kaa-chan, you've not aged a moment since I've been gone, Ku ku ku. Ack'

Naruto's brain almost short circuited as Kushina turned around, letting him get a full view at her body. Flawlessly white skin accompanied her entire body, with amazing curves in all the right places. Her breasts were a full D cup topped with delectable pink nubs, and had no sag whatsoever, she had wide child birthing hips that made you want to spread them, and a nice red mound of hair above her pussy lips. Naruto could feel his erection growing, it was difficult not to get hard in her presence, and even if she was his mother, he was a pervert at heart, the greatest pervert there was! He would be either a fool or a homosexual to not get excited over a body that would put gods to shame. He started to drool and had to resist giving into the urge to masturbate over the view he was currently getting. Oh he would definitely get her one day, he definitely would. He almost came then and there when she walked into the water, he could barely handle the way the water glistened on her skin, and how the heat hardened her pink nipples.

'I've got all I need for my work, I just have to get out of here and type it all up, hehe, oh Kaa-chan you've given me quite the show, and you didn't even realise! I'll get with you one day my princess, hehehe' With his retreat imminent, and his work for the day finished, he slowly went about placing the circle of wood in its original place, but just as he pulled the circle of wood out of his pocket, disaster struck. With all his ogling over the body of his mother, he'd forgotten to supress his chakra, letting his control slip and his presence be known for a moment. He froze, hoping and praying to all the gods that could hear him for everything to be ok.

But alas it was for naught, as the next words had him rethinking his current strategy.

"Wait that chakra! Naruto-kun?" Oh fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit!

He should have run then and there, notice the 'should'. He should have bolted the heck outta there and gotten to a safe distance, before returning to seduce his mother at a later date, notice the 'should'. Naruto did not do these things; he chose the less walked path, the path of pain.

'Ok Naruto, you're gonna look through that hole, take a look at their luscious bodies one last time, and then get the hell outta dodge!'

Now when you're horny, they say that your little buddy rules your actions, Naruto showed this exact thing brilliantly.

He carefully levelled his breathing and prepared himself, slowly, oh so slowly his eye neared the peeking hole. All he had to do was get another glimpse of that beautiful body, just one last peek!

But when he looked through the hole, he saw…

Nothing.

"Huh?"

Naruto's surprise must have shown, his face twisted into a perplexed one. He could've sworn that there were hot kunoichi in there just a second ago. No, he was positive that he saw Kushina in the springs; his hardened penis supported that fact. So where were they? They couldn't have just disappeared, so they had to be somewhere. Maybe they moved to the other side behind the rocks? Maybe they went to go dry themselves off in the shower rooms! Oooh, maybe they-!

"AHEM!"

Terror, deep primal terror. Naruto only felt this way in certain situations. No enemy could make him feel this much self-pity.

'Kami's above and beyond, help guide my troubled soul…'

Good news, he found where the kunoichi's were. Bad news, the kunoichi's found where he was. Now their towel clad bodies were standing a few metres to the left of him, with barely contained anger and evil grins on their faces.

'Gulp'

Naruto's eyes widened in fear as sweat dripped down his forehead, the kunoichi he was previously spying on seemingly found his position. Damn him for letting his chakra slip! He'd have to practice with that more in the future, hmm, controlling your chakra while peeking on hot kunoichi? That sounded like a great exercise!

Forgetting about the imminent danger, he pulled out a pen and paper and started writing his notes down, he could easily forget things if not written down. Although preoccupied, it did nothing to sway the irate kunoichi's of their anger. You could almost see steam shooting out their noses as they prepared to deliver feminine fury upon the one that dared to peek on them!

Naruto realized his situation, and stopped writing down his ideas. He wiped his mind clean of those thoughts; it was not a good time to get distracted by such trivial things. This one would take delicate action, and if he was lucky, then he could appeal to his mother, she always had a soft spot for him, even with his perverted ways. He collected his thoughts and decided on the correct route he would have to take to escape with his testicles intact.

'Ok Naruto buddy think! You've got yourself into this, now it's time to get yourself out! The question is how…Hmm I could play it off that I was walking past and saw an opening in the wall? No, that would never work on kunoichi's. I could try appeal to their mother instincts; say I was raised by perverts? No, Kaa-chan's there, oh boy, she's not aged a day, those breasts, topped with perfect nipples, oh Kami I just want to stick my head between her legs and…No, can't think like that now, only after I get of this situation. Might as well go with my best option, here goes nothing!'

Before they could deliver their judgement, they halted, seeing Naruto stand up to his full height of 6 foot and 5 inches. He had a serious look on his face, standing proud and tall, hair waving in the wind. Seeing how handsome their soon-to-be-beating-victim was, was almost enough to them forgive him, but they would not relent! He would get a beating no matter how handsome he was!

Kushina had a deceptively sweet smile as she stood there, clad in only a towel to hide her more favourable parts, something which Naruto's eyes were currently gazing over. She stepped forward and cleared her throat.

"Sochi, why were you peeking on the girls hot springs? And why did you not stop when I came in, naked might I add." She finished with the smile on her face growing. Surprisingly Naruto did not falter in the slightest, he actually responded with a smile of his own.

"Well Kaa-chan, concerning your first question, I was just admiring all the beauties that Konoha had to offer. As for your second question, what kind of man would I be to not admire a goddess in a human body at the first chance I get? I have to say, you've not aged a day since I've left, your skin is just as milky and wonderful as I remembered, your breasts haven't started to sag at all, your hips are still as wide, your ass is as tight as I remember, and the way you blush when I describe you like that just gets me excited! Not to mention, how could I not admire your beautiful red hair? Both patches of it."

He was right in his last point, as he pointed to her face, which had in fact been reddening with every word he spoke about her. If he had to guess, it was in both anger and embarrassment, especially seeing how tightly she was clutching her towel.

Kushina started stammering, her blush not lessening in the slightest as the women around her looked slightly disgusted and even more agitated.

"I'm your mother! You shouldn't say those things about me! It's not normal and you shouldn't be thinking that!"

The only thing that broke through Naruto's stone cold façade at that was a slight snort and an amused smile.

"You forget Kaa-chan, I'm the Ultra Pervert! If I was allowed to be swayed by the moral taboos of today's society I would never have reached the level I'm at now! A small little titbit like you being my birth mother is nothing but an obstacle to me! Just you wait my beautiful Tenshi! I'll get back inside you the way I came out, I'll just be going back in with a different 'head'. Hehehe."

Not paying attention to looks of absolute disgust on each of the faces of the women, Naruto once again pulled out his notebook and started jotting down ideas, every now and again letting out a perverted giggle. He also paid note to the way his mother's blush reached atomic levels, with her face looking a lot more like her nickname 'tomato'.

This was seemingly enough for Tsunade as her brain finally registered their original purpose when confronting Naruto. With a mighty roar, one hand holding the towel to her body, the other coming around for a massive right hook, she charged at him with all the grace of a bear. Just as she was about to plant her fist into Naruto's face and smear his body across the ground, his brain finally realized the oncoming danger. Without putting down his notebook Naruto disappeared in a shunshin, and only when Tsunade lifted her hand from where it split the ground in half did they realize that he'd teleported behind his mother, and in the middle of the kunoichi group.

Naruto placed his notebook back into his pocket and wrapped his arms around a stunned and still tomato red Kushina. He ground his body against her towel clad one and left no room between them as he started to whisper huskily into her ear.

"I know you've been aching for a man my dear Tenshi, you've not allowed anyone touch you for over 17 years have you, you see it as betraying Minato, a dead man." He paused here, noting how Kushina shivered at his hot breath in her ear and his pelvis grinding against her backside.

"But you wouldn't deny your own Sochi would you? I can give you love that no one else can offer; I can offer you my body and soul. I've gotta go now beautiful, places to go, people to see, but I'll be seeing you again, you can count on that. I'll never leave you alone again…" Naruto left one last kiss on her shoulder as he shunshined away from the group of extremely irate kunoichi.

Appearing next to a shocked Tsunade, he smacked her ass before finally leaving the scene of the crime.

"Ohh, nice bounce, plump, and tight, I could bounce coin off it Tsunade!"

The group of kunoichi cut their losses and went back to bathing in the hot springs, with an extremely embarrassed and turned on Kushina contemplating just why her vagina was so wet after the experience with her son.

The group sat in the water and chatted about their experience, Tsunade was obviously the most vocal of them all, with the others listening intently, adding their own thoughts when needed. The only one not participating in the group chat was Kushina for obvious reasons.

"When I find that little shit, and when I get my hands on him, I'm gonna give him a beating that'll make the one I gave Jiraiya look like a play fight between two children!" This statement was accompanied by a show of how she was going to do so.

"Yeah, that little pervert went too far! Who does he think he is, touching his mother like that? Kushina, he's your son, what do you have to say about this! You're the mother he wants to fuck!" Tsume seemed to lack the subtlety needed for this delicate conversation.

Kushina looked zoned out for a moment, slowly rubbing her legs together as she mumbled unintelligible words. She got her wits together as she realized the question.

"W-well, I don't know what to think." All the kunoichi's looked perplexed; Shizune was the first one to respond.

"What's there to think about? Your son is obviously a massive pervert, a normal person doesn't go around peeking on women's hot springs, smack a Kage's ass, and offer to have sex with their own mother!"

Kushina stammered, trying to find the right words in response to the extremely blunt comment. She settled herself for sinking further into the water, up to her nose as she thought about what her son said.

'Naruto's right, I haven't had sex for 17 years, the furthest I've gone is with toys and stimulating myself. My son called me beautiful, he commented on how my red hair was beautiful! Even my unshaved patch of pubes! He didn't look at me like a piece of meat, not like all the other men, he sees me for who I am, he sees me for me! Sees me as Kushina Uzumaki…'

The other kunoichi trying to get her attention wondered what she was thinking as a curious look appeared on her face.

'Sex with my own son, it couldn't be that bad to try could it?'