I'm abandoning this fic, dumping the rest of what I wrote like another 3-4 chapters or something.

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Two weeks has passed since the alleged meeting between my parents and Kirino's 'boyfriend.' It went fairly well it seems father and mother felt slightly suspicious initially which was understandable. But it ended up not being a confession anyway which must have made Kirino's lies more believable. Kirino told mom and dad that she returned from studying abroad early due to homesickness but she met a guy while studying abroad (Seiryuu) and through some fairy tale romance logic agreed to come back to Japan with her. No, seriously, where the hell will you find a guy that agrees to throw away everything in their lives to move to another country over a girl? Such broken logic only my sister can think up. But oddly enough our parents bought the lie. Kirino then told them how she had to move somewhere else in Chiba to work closer for this new promising career which our parents reluctantly agreed under the condition that she returns home on the weekends. Whether they kissed or not? That's a question that I was too scared to ask, so I'm just going to go with the saying "something's just better left unsaid."

I looked at my newly acquired driver's license… YES! I finally got that part of the deal over with. Kirino's constant complaints about travel can hopefully end now. Obviously I was being too hopeful, knowing Kirino she will find something new to complain about. I seriously spoil that girl too much…

Fiddling my fingers impatiently I waited for the car salesman to come out with the new car Seiryuu got for me. Of course I will pay it off later… hopefully my job application gets accepted soon.

I plan to surprise Kirino by driving in the new car to her work place. She moved up into acting now. I guess they saw how good she was at advertisement… although I don't know how popular she gotten yet or if at all she just recently got the offer after all… It was a job introduced to her by Seiryuu, show biz isn't related to Royal's Care at all so I guess he got her a job through connections and she impressed well enough. In any case she was all the way far off in some country side and had stayed there for the past three days. I feel that if I drove up there to see her she will be more than pleasantly surprise.

Speaking of which, my little surprise for her isn't just a simple fulfillment of a previous promise. It was a way for me to apologize to her. Just before she left for her acting job I got into an argument, one bigger than our usual quarrel, admittedly it was extremely stupid and childish. I remember like it was yesterday and as long as I don't make up with her it'll probably be imbedded in my brain forever.

Kirino is going to be late home to night… finally I get some me time! One would think living with just Kirino would be a life of freedom. But it's absolutely not! With an apartment this small anything I do can be easily heard next door, the only exception is if Kirino is in the kitchen. To make matters worse our small apartment is always eerily quiet, especially if Kirino isn't watching Meruru. Needless to say I've been waiting for a while to release these 'pent-up frustrations.'

It's understandable right? I mean who in the right mind would say it isn't? It's human nature! Having not done it in such a long time reduced me to a miserable grumpy state. I'd hate to say this but I have more personal space and secrecy living with my parents than I do with Kirino…

Anyways, according to her text Kirino isn't going to be back for at least another hour. With this built up storage I can be damn sure even the most vanilla of vanilla stuff can make me explode almost instantly but this day is special! I'm going to make it especially good hehehehe! Let's see what section should… AHAH this is good hehehe! This perverted laughter in my mind… I can't imagine myself actually making this sound, it definitely sound creepy…

But anyway without further ado… let's click play!

Wait… since no one's home I can actually put in both ear buds! Aha!

The girl didn't even get naked and I'm already hard as rock. Yes, that's how long it has been, damn!

I wonder how long I'll last…

"Kyou- KYAAAA!"

That voice… that **** VOICE! KIRINO!?

"K-K-K-Kirin-n-no!?"

Turning to face her, the cold breeze that tickled my lower area made me realize she could see me…

"KYAAAA!"

Clenching her eyes shut he let out an ear piercing scream.

"Y-you! What do you think you're doing!?"

I desperately pulled up my pants; my mind is running at such high speed that I didn't even hear what Kirino just said.

"W-why are you back s-so e-early!?"

"Answer the question!"

She looks furious… just like that time when she caught me browsing porn on her laptop cache!

"It's not what it looks like!"

What a dumb response! What am I doing!? God, this is so embarrassing, just kill me already!

"Uuuuu! You're the worst! Pervert aniki! Pervert!"

Her eyes are getting teary! Just like before! D-damn this is bad! What if she actually cries this time?

T-this is bad! I've heard that girls hate when they catch their boyfriends browsing porn sites and this is even worse with how Kirino is sensitive to these kind of things…

What do I say? What the hell do I say!?

Biting her lips, she wiped away a few loose tears with her sleeve before storming out my room. Running up I caught her shoulders spinning her around to face me.

"Wait I can explain!"

"Don't touch me with those ero hands!"

Kirino violently brushed me off. Sighing I looked to the side, a vain attempt at hiding from her teary turquoise orbs.

"Look, it's just normal for guys to do that y-you know? Eroges aren't off on how sexually active males are!"

I referenced eroge because in one I played, the little sister caught the older brother looking at porn. A similar situation but the outcome came out completely the opposite. Instead of being angry and sad(?) at her older brother she instead offered to help. As if something like that could ever happen between me and Kirino!

"Don't mix up eroge and reality!"

"I'm not! That part about eroge is true!"

Nervously I glanced at Kirin, who was practically growling at me with a crying face. Geez… is crying really necessary here? While there aren't many tears it's still a shocking sight… I mean it's not that severe right?

"I don't want to hear your excuses!"

"I-I'm not! Men really does have needs!"

Yeah I have a suicide wish. But really, I'm not going to keep apologizing like before since that got me nowhere. I have firm believe my relationship with Kirino has reached a level where I can actually explain myself instead of just empty apologies.

"T-t-then why does it have to be so w-weird!? Like what was that guy doing to that g-girls butt!? How does that even work!?"

"Well uhh—"

"Uuu! Don't explain it! I don't want to know!"

Kirino placed her hands over her ears while shaking her head.

What..? You just asked…

"Y-you! You know that when a guy gets a girlfriend they can't look at ero stuff anymore right!?"

Really? I haven't heard that before. What I did hear was: don't get caught watching ero stuff if you have a girlfriend.

"Yeah but that's because their girlfriend does it for them!"

"Y-y-you want to do something weird to my butt!? AAAAAHHHH You're the worst! DIIIEEEEE!"

And with that she ran out the door.

"That's not even what I meant!" my voice went hoarse calling after her but she didn't come back… Ahh damn! I really meant what I said… I didn't have any intentions of doing anything perverted to Kirino! I was just explaining the flaw in her logic but of course she's having none of that…

Now that I think about what happened that day, I realized I could have certainly worded what I wanted to say better. But it's too late to worry over the past now… I have to move on and apologize, this time explain what I really meant and without the awkward situation it should be easier.

Anyways, this place seems to be a really expensive garage of a private car dealership. What I feared about Seiryuu returned to me… he must have gotten a really expensive car… how the hell am I ever going to pay it off if he did!?

The man finally reappeared, walking out he pressed a button the garage door slid upwards revealing a sleek white car. T-this c-can't be! It was a Mercedes Benz! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL WORLD!? What was Seiryuu thinking!? I'll never be able to pay it off! I can't accept this!

"There must be a mistake!"

"No this is the one that Seiryuu-sama called for." The man handed me the keys to 'my' new car. A car I was sure cost over a million yen. Glancing at my watch I had no time to argue, if I don't drive it right away I would be late for to the place where they are filming the movie, TV drama or whatever. If this car dealer guy didn't take so long I could have sorted this mess out… but knowing Seiryuu he probably asked this guy to take so long for precisely this reason… he left me no choice.

"D-damn that Seiryuu, I'll remember this!" I grumpily muttered as I got in the seat of my new cat. The slick leather feeling felt like my back and bottom could easily slide off of it. The wheel itself felt comfortable to the touch. One could tell this was fine material. Looking at the GPS system that was pre-installed to the car with the location already typed in, I realize that Seiryuu had everything prepared… geez why is he treating me so kind? How am I ever going to repay this kindness?

"Oh by the way the car has a custom built in remote driving as you can see the screen here. Keep in mind you can only go up to 10 kmph at most with remote driving, it's mostly used for parking."

"W-what's the purpose of that!? Isn't this expensive!?"

"I'm sure it is. To be honest I didn't even know Seiryuu-sama rolled that way…"

"H-hey you we aren't like that! Anyway I'm in a hurry but don't expect me to keep this damn car!"

The trip will take approximately an hour and a half from where I am now; the destination was pretty sub-urban to even rural areas. Wasting no time at all I started the engine and headed off.

I drove for 45 minutes already and it looked like I was just going in circles, just big damn trees everywhere. The GPS continued leading me in a straight line before telling me to turn the wheel within 150 meters. Looking forward I could tell I was driving up a mountain where there was a cliff heading straight down to the sea. It was a one way turn anyway... if I don't turn I would crash down the cliff… why in the world would the GPS need to tell me to turn? This is when the saying "No shit Sherlock" would come in handy.

Turning the wheel I went left, left being the only direction the road went but then something weird happened.

WHY ISN'T THIS CAR TURNING!?

The damn car is malfunctioning! It just kept moving forward! What in the actual hell is going on here!?

W-what? Remote driving is turned on!? How? What? Why? The remote driving… how does that even work exactly? Why is it turned on when someone's inside DRIVING the damned thing!?

It's speeding forward! D-damn! 240 kmph… I got… do something or I'll fall down a cliff…!

I did the only thing I could think of…

My whole body burned with pain then everything went black.

XXX End of Kyouske POV XXX