"Hey, Mario have you-" began Master Hand, casually floating into the restaurant.

He metaphorically made a confused face at Mario whose head was wrapped in a thick layer of bandages. Along with his hat for some odd reason.

"Don't ask," warned Mario, rolling his eyes.

"Right…" answered Master Hand." Anyway, have you seen the Master Eyes? We can't seem to find them anywhere."

Placing a hand on his wrapped head, Mario winced in pain as his head began to throb.

"The Master… Eyes?" questioned Mario, shaking his head.

"Yeah, they're part of our semi-crazy family. We're having a little reunion and they said they would be here today. But alas we haven't SEEN them."

A chorus of laughter echoed through the empty store once again, causing Mario to look around for its source once again.

"But seriously, have you seen them? We're starting to get worried."

"It'd be pretty hard to miss a giant pair of floating eyes… I should know from experience."

Mario had a quick flashback to sixty-four bits in the past, but he quickly came out of it due to more pressing matters.

"Anyway, you said that you're having a family reunion? How many do you have anyway."

"Oh, right!" Master Hand quickly piped up, placing the soda machine back in its original place." I've never told any of you Smashers anything. Yeah, we've got a bunch of family masters. There's the Master Feet who are quite the loudmouths I'll tell you what. Then we have the Master Arms who carried us around since we were little floating hands. Can't forget about the Master Brain who created the Master Core… Or was it the other way around? Oh, and then there's the Master Nose-"

"Link had quite an… interesting encounter with him forty-three ages ago."

"Yeah that one… that one's quite disgusting. Not as bad as the Master Tongue-"

"Are all your family members… you know… floaty?"

"Nah, most of them are about as big as you. They're just named after their key features."

Mario was about to collapse again, but remembered that he was already losing brain cells. He tried to imagine human-like beings being related to Master and Crazy Hand but he kept questioning the reasoning in that. There was no way-

"Anyway, thanks for your help! Maybe if I have some time, I'll introduce you to our parents!"

How do floating hands have parents anyway? The world will never know….