A/N: What can I say, except, MUPPETS IN SPACE! Sit back, read, and enjoy the show!

Disclaimer: I have no rights to Avatar the Last Airbender, Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, and The Muppets.

Momo and Appa enter the bar. This is more like it, and how a great joke begins. Who said that? Momo looks around flashing his mega-uber-amped blaster. Oh, that was me! Resume regularly scheduled thoughts. Momo had assumed Sokka would be lame and insist on some type of civilized discourse. A fight is much more in the form of a genetically enhanced lemur, like himself. Momo hates bartering and even more that disgusting habit of haggling. Come on, man, a price is a price, name your price and be done with it! Did I say that out loud? Momo looks around to see if anyone is giving him that strange look that he usually gets when he starts talking his inner thoughts to the outer universe. Momo shrugs because even if he did speak out loud, the clucking hysterical chickens are making too much noise, along with creating an abundance of choking floating feathers. Momo continues with his train of thought: I was berating Sokka, no, I need to focus on the fight! That's right, suckers, prepare to meet your doom! No one is responding, and Momo realized for once he was talking to himself.

"That's right suckers, prepare to meet your doom!" Momo calls out joyously. He grabs the first thing that he can, a hooked nose blue creature from the oddball planet, Gonzo. Momo holds the alien in front of him and demands, "What's your name?"

"Gonzo!" The blue creature says enthusiastically.

"Your name is the same as your planet?" Momo holds the alien threateningly hook nose to nose.

"Sure, why not."

"Fair enough!" Momo swings Gonzo around as a confirmation. The giant arc of Gonzo doesn't seem to make the blue alien distraught, quite the opposite.

Gonzo calls out happily as he is being circled above Momo's head, " This is great! YES! Look at me, Camilla!"

"Cluck, cluck!" Camilla points her wing to the floor.

"Can't, Camilla, having too much fun!" Gonzo calls out cheerfully.

Momo doesn't like it when he is roughing someone up, and they enjoy it. Momo tosses Gonzo up to the bar's rafters.

Gonzo loops around several times. Hanging over the wooden beam, he yells down to Momo. "That was fun! Can we do it again?"

Apa is being surrounded by hysterical clucking chickens. They fluff their feathers in an indignant manner, as angry fluff is flying in the air. Apa gives Momo a perplexing look. Apa tries to swat at the chickens but the mob of hens is able to dodge Apa's well-intended swings. Apa growls, "I am Apa." he concentrates his effort upon the immediate threat which is angrily hopping on top of his head. Apa attempts to hit the hen, but they time their hit, jump, hit perfectly that Apa has succeeded to only hit himself. Another furious growl from Apa states, "I am Apa!"

"Apa, smash her already! Stop being a baby!" Momo looks around the room in disgust. This bar is invested with rejects from the defunct vaudeville planet..."Defunct because people didn't rate it, review it, follow it, or read it."

"Yip Yip!" Apa confirms. The slight hesitation allows just enough delay to finally swat the hen off Apa's head and into the wall. She slides down to the floor and pulls up her chest in a huff, clucking away indignantly.

"Did I say that out loud?" Momo shrugs. "Oh well, maybe some inner-space nerd will take a hint, but back to our regularly scheduled fight. It looks like we have been invaded by Muppets." Momo points above, "And weirdos!"

There is a sudden voiceover that sounds ominous and echoey. "Don't forget Pigggggs Innnnn Spaceeeee." It is drawn out, ending in a cough. A rather handsome pig with an overexaggerated puffed up chest struts through the door surveying the room. "I miss our announcer. It is hard to do all the narrating." He is immediately knocked down by a pack of happy thundering puppies.

Two men are laughing at the bar. One says, "That was more pathetic than normal."

"So you mean normal." The other man chuckles. "Statler and Waldorf in the house!"

"Hi-ya!" Miss Piggy does a high chop on Apa, which hurts her more than him. She falls back and lands on Kermit's lap. "Kermie, Mon Cherie, you saved me."

"Piggy, this isn't the time." Kermit looks around. "This place seems more mixed-up than the timelines of our various movies."

"Oh Kermie, you are so clever." Miss Piggy runs her purple glove along Kermit's green cheek. "Why don't we huddle together, away from all this nonsense…" Gonzo falls on top of both of them, knocking Miss Piggy off Kermit's lap. His nose pokes Miss Piggy in the eye.

In a fit of rage, Miss Piggy grabs Gonzo by the nose, while squinting. "Why you, blue weirdo…"

Waldorf chuckles, "It looks like the pig got a Gonzo sty to her eye."

Statler shakes his head and guffaws. "Well look around, this whole place is a pig sty." They both slap their knees and manage to duck the flying fish that zips over their heads. Statler sniffs the air, "That was fishy timing."

"Some people can't take a joke." Waldorf huffs.

Fozzie comes out with both guns blazing...metaphorically speaking, guns being a blood fest to the ears. "What do you call bears with no ears? Call them whatever you like, they can't hear." A rimshot by Animal is played on cue. Fozzie nods appreciatively to Animal. "Thank you, thank you, but not yet Animal. I've got more."

Four penguins twitter around threateningly at Fozzie. They move their flippers back and forth into karate chop motions. Fozzie tightens his polka-dot tie and sneers out his next shot. "A bear walks into a restaurant and say's "I want a grilllllled…cheese." The waiter says "What's with the pause?" The bear replies "Whaddya mean, I'M A BEAR, we have paws." With heavy groans, the penguins keel over in a dominos effect of falling down. "Wait don't pass out, yet. Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications."

Katara And Zuko back against each other. They move around in a circle while throwing punches and kicking.

"This is beyond painful." Katara feels the nausea well up inside of her, starting to overflow. "Fozzie's jokes, I don't know how much I can take." She passes out on top of Kermit, as the pain of 'koalafications' became too much to bear, well, it might have been that bad pun realization that finally made her pass out, split the difference in this scenario.

Kermit looks up startled. "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here? Who are you?"

Zuko drops next to Katara. He strokes her head and face. "Katara, are you ok? Are you hurt?" Zuko checks all over Katara's body. A slight blush comes to Zuko's face as he checks Katara's chest and then realizes that isn't respectful or T rated situation so sticks with Katara's face.

Katara shakes her head in a blur. "huh, what happened?"

"We are this episode's very special guests, I guess." Kermit shrugs. "Welcome to the show!" Kermit starts wildly waving his arms around. Zuko grabs Katara before Kermit can make contact.

At that moment, Miss Piggy comes barreling across the room in a fit of blind jealous rage. "Kowabunga!"

Katara points and yells confusingly, "duck."

Zuko covers Katara with his body. He glances up to actually see that a yellow duck had knocked out Miss Piggy.

Katara wets her lips and smiles shyly. "It was actually a duck."

"Yeah, I get that now." Zuko stares into Katara's blue eyes and leans closer. Katara closes her eyes, waiting for Zuko's kiss. A loud drum solo from Animal brings Zuko to attention. Holding Katara to his chest, Zuko runs toward the bar. Moving behind it, Zuko is able to prop up Katara against the back of the bar. He is leaning near her, looking at her intently. "How are you?"

Katara stares up at him. "I have been better."

Zuko reaches over to Katara and strokes her hair. She closes her eyes. When she opens them, Zuko is holding white fluff in his hands. "You had a feather in your hair."

Katara straightens up and coughs. "Yes, yes, right, thank you."

Sokka slides over the top of the bar and joins them. "Hi, how's it going?"

Zuko looks annoyed, "What are you doing here?"

Katara interrupts. "Sokka, this isn't good. We have to get out of here, it is utter chaos." Katara says that as a fish plops into her lap. She picks up the fish and throws it back.

"I have a plan." Sokka says, "Go for the door. On the count of one, two…"

Zuko runs for the door before Sokka can finish counting. Katara and Sokka look at each other.

Sokka pouts, "Zuko is not a team player. I didn't say three."

Katara tries to explain. "Remember, Sokka, Zuko is new to this team idea." She does air quotes around the word team.

Sokka and Katara crouch down, as they run after Zuko.

Waldorf points at the fleeing siblings and Zuko. "Look at those chickens."

Statler snorts, "Chickens, I'd say they were more Southern Aquaduckian."

Waldorf laughs and says quickly as a chicken flies at him, "Southern Aqua... DUCK!"

Statler does what Waldorf yells. They both miss getting knocked out by an irate Camilla. Statler glances over his shoulder and points at the retreating chicken. "Don't you mean..CHICKEN!"

Zuko, Sokka, and Katara manage to escape, but Apa manages to spot the trio's exit. Apa pokes Momo and says, "I am Apa."

Momo is outraged. "What! That lily-livered scum is leaving! Sokka is trying to escape this fight that he started."

"I am Apa."

"Fine, I started the fight." Momo cocks his blaster. "And I'm going to finish it!"

"Yip Yip!" Apa moves his own blaster in front of him as confirmation.

"Exactly, let's go get 'em." Momo and Apa charge after the retreating siblings and Zuko.

A/N: I do love the Muppets; they make everything better. Hope you're enjoying my show, remember if you leave a review, I'll work your username into the next chapter.