SCENE: PHANTOM GHOST MESS HALL, HYPERSPACE.

[ENTER LT. BASIL (me), EZRA BRIDGER, SABINE WREN AND KANAN JARRUS]

ME: "Hello to you, my dear readers!"

EZRA [crosses arms and scowls at me]: "Can you hurry this up? We're due at Lothal any minute, and I doubt dragging along a crazy writer is going to do anything good for our mission."

ME: [rolls eyes]: "Yes, Ezra, I'm aware of that. I'm the author; I'm the one who decided on that. You'll arrive in Lothal when I say so and no sooner!"

SABINE: "Watch out Ezra, it sounds like she means business."

[Ezra glares at her]

ME: "Yeah, if you're not nice to me, then I can just put you in another fanfiction and kill you!"

EZRA [paling]: "Hey, I didn't mean it like that…"

ME [laughing]: "I'm kidding. I don't like killing off characters unless they die canonically. So far, you haven't. You're safe. For now."

EZRA [voice cracks]: "For now?! What do you mean, for now?!"

KANAN [clears throat]: "Can we just get to the point?"

ME: "Ah, yes, the point… what was that again…?"

SABINE: "Future chapters in Memento."

ME: "Right! Yeah. Okay."

[Ezra and Kanan simultaneously facepalm]

ME: "Anyway, I just wanted to inform you guys that Memento is remaining a one-shot for the time being. I want to focus my work on Hope and Power and Shadows of the Future first."

EZRA: "So, what, Galen Marek and Luke Skywalker are more important than us?"

ME [sighing]: "No, they just have seniority because I started working on their stories before I even knew that Rebels was coming out."

KANAN [raises eyebrows]: "For someone who is giving those stories seniority, you've sure been writing a lot of one-shots."

[Awkward silence]

[More awkward silence]

ME: "Don't diss the muse! I can't help it if my imagination has ADD."

SABINE: "That's not even possible."

ME: "I don't care."

KANAN: "Basil. Focus."

ME: "Right."

[Pause]

EZRA: "We don't have all day, you know."

[I use the powers of imagination to summon Zack Fair, who promptly casts a silencing spell on Ezra before warping back to Final Fantasy VII]

KANAN: "Okay, that was uncalled for."

EZRA: "Mmpf! Brrrfff!"

ME: "Don't worry, it won't last very long. Zack's melee attacks are better than his magic – Ezra will be able to talk again in a minute."

SABINE: "Admit it; you were showing off."

ME [sheepishly]: "Well… maybe just a little bit… heh."

[Another pause]

ME: "ANYWAY! Memento is probably not going to be made into multi-chap, and if it is, it won't be until after I've gone through at least chapter 10 of Hope and Power and chapter 5 of Shadows of the Future. To you readers who wanted me to make this into a big story… sorry. My muse is vast, but not limitless."

EZRA [grinning]: "Hey, the spell wore off."

ME: "Told you so."

SABINE: "Sooo… anything else?"

ME: "One more thing." [I look out of the computer screen to look the readers in the eye] "I'd like to thank everyone who has reviewed, favorited, and/or followed my story. I swear, this one is actually the most popular one that I've written! My stuff has a tendency to be overlooked, and I am so glad that all of you took the time to read it. It means a lot to me." [smiles]

KANAN: "Is that it?"

ME: "Yep. It was nice talking to you three." [I grin at them. Kanan and Sabine grin back while Ezra scowls]. "Just a warning, though; from this point on, Rebels is only going to get more popular. And with popularity come the crazy fangirls."

[Kanan and Sabine blanch. Ezra looks nervous].

ME: "Ah. I see you've heard the stories."

[All three nod, looking somewhat sick]

ME: "Well, then I guess you know what's coming. Just between you and me, though, you might want to take Captain Rex's example and carry around a blaster wherever you go. Set to stun, of course… killing fans is bad karma."

KANAN [nods]: "We'll keep that in mind."

ME: "Good." [I wave at them] "Well, goodbye for now! The real world beckons."

EZRA: "Hang on a… what are you talking about? This is the real world!"

ME: "You just keep thinking that, kid. Bye!" [I warp through the computer screen back to reality].