A/N: Based on "The Cul-De-Sac: It's a Whole New Learning Experience". I thought of doing the Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes during where they're in school. I only own OC's if any are used, everyone else belongs to their respective owners. Read & Review!

Mike had been introduced as the new student in Peach Creek Junior High. Many of the cul-de-sac kids already knew her. Today was an out of the ordinary day though. It was report card day. The bell rang as the students went to their lockers.

"Right on!" Jonny raced down the hall with Plank and his paper to give to his parents. "B's and C's for me! B's and C's for me!"

Mike glanced at him, rolling her eyes. "That kid has issues..."

"Ya think?" Eddy scoffed as he was in the locker next to her.

"All that extra tutorin' you gave me really paid off, buddy!" Jonny smiled at his wood buddy as he went to his locker.

"Hey, guys!" Nazz came over with her report card. "Check that out!"

Mike took the card since it was close around her. She then laughed. "I'm not surprised, the only A you have on this thing is in cheerleading!"

"An A in cheerleading?" Jonny looked over Mike's shoulder. "You sure must have brains, Nazz! What'd you get Mike?"

"Eh, a few B's here and there..." Mike shrugged, looking at her report card, at least she had a good grade in gym next to Kevin.

"Cursed present day phooey!" Rolf cried in dismay about his report card. "Rolf will need a new tuckus after Papa sees this!"

Kevin came by then and cringed. "Dude, a D in typing? Rough."

"Ya gotta admit, that's pretty sad." Mike remarked, a little surprised that she had agreed with Kevin.

"Almighty chin-faced Kevin and Masculine Named Girl!" Rolf took out an old-fashioned type writer. "Of what use is this infernal button box to the son of a shepherd? Rolf asks you both!"

"Uhh..." Kevin and Mike were lost.

"Yo, Nazz, how'd you do?" Kevin went to his girlfriend.

Mike went to join the Ed's as they were all together now. "Hey, guys!"

"Afternoon, Mike." Double D greeted with a smile.

"What's wrong with you guys?" Mike seemed worried about her three new best friends.

"How come YOU all get your report cards while some back-stabbing jerk is hand-delivering ours to our parents?" Eddy seethed.

"Life can be so cruel!" Ed cried as he wiped his nose with his sleeve.

"Well, that's unfair... You guys had been getting in a lot of trouble lately." Mike gently scolded the two of them.

"I know, but what kind of low-down, miserable, two-timing, double-crossing slime ball would do something like that?" Eddy hissed.

"Well, look on the bright side, lady and gentlemen," Double D spoke up. "This can be a great opportunity for the two of you to sit with your parents and find the corrective curriculum to overcome your academic short-comings, yes, indeedy!"

"Ugh, I thought science class was over..." Mike rubbed her head, receiving a headache from Double D talking.

Poor Double D though slipped on an apple and slipped. His bag had slipped open and a bunch of papers scattered out. This made all the kids except for Mike, Ed, and Eddy laugh.

"Smooth move, dork!" Kevin laughed.

Mike glared at him which made him shut up. She then looked back to one of her new best friends. "Come on, I'll help you."

"Thank you, Mike." Double D smiled at her.

"For me? You shouldn't have, Double D," Ed grabbed the papers, then repeated about picking the paper up.

"No, Ed, please, let me and Mike do that!" Double D cried.

"Ah, let him help, Double D," Mike said, then saw two papers with familiar names on them. "Edward Hill and Edwin Sampson? What're Ed and Eddy's names on these?"

"What!?" Eddy squeaked, then rushed over. "Lemme see those!" he snatched the papers and backed Double D up into a locker. "So, you're the back-stabbing jerk!"

Double D stammered and stuttered, trying to bluff his way out of this. Mike gave a unapproving look on her face to Double D. Ed then mimicked one of their teachers as he read the notes that old woman Mrs. St. Germain had written for Ed's parents to read about his poor attention skills.

"The teacher's got you pegged, Ed!" Eddy laughed.

"Deplorable grades do not a joke make, Eddy." Double D muttered as Mike was dialing the combination of the locker he was trapped in.

Mike looked back as Ed and Eddy went to Eddy's locker. " What're you doing now?"

"It's a little hand me down from my brother," Eddy told her sneakily as he had a guitar case full of stuff, but not a guitar. "The good old report changing kit! Here, get crackin'." he handed the paper to Ed.

"Already cracked, Eddy!" Ed laughed.

"I'm pretty sure this is illegal..." Mike said, now with headphones and putting something on the door to crack the code of the locker Double D was still inside.

"Thank you." Double D said quietly to Mike. "You have to help me stop them."

"No problem, I have an idea," Mike said, in a fashion like her old friend Og. "We'll need a cardboard cut out of Principal Antonnuci and a flash light."

"Oh, you are smarter than you think you are." Double D smiled at her brain power.

"Don't rub it in..." Mike rolled her eyes a little.

Eddy and Ed were doing their work as Double D and Mike did theirs. Mike was cutting from a cardboard box Double D let her have and looked at it, then set it down to come right behind the boys. Double D then put the flashlight in front of it and clicked it on to make it look like Principal Antonucci was right behind them and going to bust them for their misdeed.

"Run!" Mike called quietly to Double D.

The two then started to run with Eddy and Ed's report cards back in his bag. Mike picked her backpack, strapped it on and started to run with him. Ed tried to make them give the cards back. He mentioned that if he had bad grades, his parents would make him live with his aunt outside of Peach Creek, her cat made him sneeze and she never butters his toast.

"I never thought I'd be so happy to see Math Class!" Mike cheered as the bell was about to ring.

"Math class, yes, sanctuary!" Double D beamed. He gently turned the doorknob and allowed Mike to go in first since she was a girl.

The teacher wrote on the board as the students went in as ordered. Eddy and Ed also joined them. There was a few classes left until school would be let out. Eddy found the apple that Double D had slipped on earlier and placed it on the teacher's desk.

After math class, it was then time for woodshop. Mike was able to focus and was making her best attempt at a birdhouse. There was then history class, and finally, it was cooking class. Mike was mixing a bowl of water and scrambled eggs. It was almost 3:00.

"Pardon me, sir," Double D raised his hand to the teacher. "May I be excused to the restroom?"

"Hurry up, Mr. Vincent." the teacher replied.

"Thank you!" Double D smiled, then rushed out of the room.

"Sucker punch!" Eddy hissed.

Ed and Eddy watched him leave, then looked to Mike.

"I have to go to the bathroom too."

"You know the rules, Miss Mavinsky, only one student per bathroom trip." the teacher said to her.

"It's my time of the month." Mike said abruptly.

The teacher's eyes widened. "Take as long as you need, Miss Mavinsky!"

Mike smirked, then went out since Ed was giving her a puppy dog eye look and Eddy was even giving her a menacing look.

Mike met with Double D in the hallway.

"Mike, you didn't have to come with me." Double D said to her.

"Eddy was giving me that evil look in his eye," Mike said to him. "I can't believe even he would do that to me!" her eyes then widened as her ear got sensitive and she pulled Double D away.

"Mike...?" Double D was surprised at her gesture.

Mike put a finger to her mouth, then the bell rang and the other students all rushed out. If Double D stayed where he was, he probably would've been trampled.

"Race you home, buddy!" Jonny called to Plank.

"Meatloaf Monday, girls!" Lee said to her sisters.

"Last one home files Mom's bunions!" Marie called.

"No bunions for me, I'm on a diet." May added.

Mike shushed Double D again, then they snuck down the hall. She somehow could hear Eddy. Mike looked back, then ran out with Double D as Rolf was coming down the hall, but captured by Ed. Kevin was on his bike in the parking lot with Nazz.

"Kevin's bike, it's the only way!" Double D cried.

"Hold on, you know who the fastest runner in gym class is?" Mike looked to him.

Double D tried to think.

"Me, Sockhead," Mike had a gaze at him. "Just hang on tight." she put him over her shoulder and ran very quickly out of the Peach Creek Junior High school zone.

Jimmy and Sarah screamed and jumped out of Mike's way. Eddy and Ed were slower, but catching up to Mike and Double D. Kevin was run over by them. Ed and Eddy were on their way to get to Mike and Double D.

"Mike, I've never seen you this fast!" Double D gasped to Mike.

"Yeah, I don't know where I got it from," Mike said to him. "Mom always watched those Sweatin' to the Oldies videos though when I lived in Manhattan. Maybe running from pirates with Lu and Og changed something."

"Your friends Lu and Og sound very extraordinary..." Double D murmured.

In the forest, Mike was losing energy. She set Double D down to take a breath. However, Ed and Eddy came right then.

"Just like our report cards, you failed!" Eddy laughed wickedly.

"Eddy, stop, this isn't like you!" Mike snapped at him.

"Come on, Mike, I'll run this time." Double D took Mike's hand and started to run this time, though he wasn't as fast as her.

Mike looked as they were heading to the trailer park where the Kanker sisters were. Double D covered his eyes so he wouldn't see anything he didn't want to see. However, Ed and Eddy were the ones harassed by Lee, Marie, and May. It was too much now. Even the Urban Rangers were harassed by the greedy Ed boys.

"Congratulations, Ranger Rolf," Jimmy smiled with a badge in hand. "On your task well completed. It is an honor to present to you the Report Card Delivery badge!"

"Thank you, yes, is good," Rolf sounded satisfied. "Thank you, thank you, Rolf is pleased."

"Our report cards?" Eddy was stunned.

"Their report cards?" Mike looked to Double D.

The boy sighed. "Honestly, I feel sick about all this. When the principal asked me to take on this responsibility, I had no other recourse than to accept! And risk you being upset for your own good. At least Mike was being mature about it!"

Eddy didn't care, he was about to lunge after Double D, but a great force stopped him.

"Hey, Jack!" Mike greeted.

"Dad?" Eddy's eyes widened.

"Hello, Mike, forgive me, but my son won't be able to take you to the movies this weekend," Mr. Sampson smiled at her, but then grabbed his younger son. "As for you-"

"Um, all the grades are in Greek this year!" Eddy was trying to bail himself out of this as Mr. Sampson went to take him home. "I did good, I swear!"

There then came Angela with Sarah.

"He ran away from school, huh?" Mrs. Hill asked.

"Uh-huh, he sure did, Mom!" Sarah nodded.

Mrs. Hill hummed in disapproval, then pinched Ed's ear to arrange a visit with his aunt.

"No auntie for Ed, Mommy! No auntie for Ed!" the boy cried as he was dragged away.

"Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. I guess some lessons just have to be learned the hard way." Double D sighed.

"Come on, let's get you home." Mike put an arm around his shoulder to take him back to his house then get home herself.

"Thank you so much, Mike." Double D sounded grateful to know her.