THE KUROKO SHIPPING WARS!

Summary: Enter a bunch of infatuated and love sick teens, an oblivious teal head and a hetero chromatic red-head with ingenious plans of sabotaging everything and fanfiction?

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This fic is a collaboration of authors from facebook, some you might know already from their wonderful fics on here and some are new to the scene, I'm sure they don't mind me saying all this but we really do hope you enjoy reading this as I'm sure we all enjoy writing this!

So moving on, I'm Lunatari23 and I hope you enjoy this first chapter written by me.

Prologue: It Begins

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"A-Aomine-kun," Kuroko whimpered and softly moaned out in a sweet voice.

"What is it?" The tanned teen questioned with a smirk as he stared down on the blushing teal head.

"M…mo….more…..please…. pleeeeaaaa…..pleaase more!" Kuroko voiced out as he was beginning to pant even harder under the administration of the tanned teen.

"If that's what you want Tetsu, tell me exactly what you want!" Aomine teased the teal even more, as he began to…

He really is an aho.

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It was a peaceful afternoon. Unlike most people, a certain teen with green hair who always had the perfect luck with whatever he did—thanks to following the almighty OHA ASA horoscope, which many people should follow—decided to spend his time at the library. Not only was it quiet. It was also a relaxing place where he could spend with a certain teal head teen.

Looking around he tried to spot the one he knew would also be here in the library on the weekend. He didn't have to look long as he saw the teen in the corner curled up to a mystery novel, he decided to saunter up to the bluenette.

"Hey Kurok….."

This is taking forever, so slow, and all he ever talks about is those horoscopes.

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"Kuro-chin~ wanna share some of the vanilla sweets?" Murasakibara drawled out what seemed to be a bored tone, but to the bluenette he was currently conversing with, knew he was talking to him in an endearing way.

Kuroko, was currently showing an expression of pure bliss as he was slurping away at what Murasakibara called the best vanilla milkshake in town. He was right, Kuroko never had a vanilla milkshake as good as this.

"Murasakibara-kun thank you for showing me this place, do you think I can give my thanks to the owner?"

The tall purple haired teen smiled down at the teal head affectionately, "Don't worry Kuro-chin, cause I'm the owner and if you will be with me, I can make them for you everyday…"

Rubbish. I can't believe I read this one for so long.

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"Come sit beside me Kurokocchi!" Kise cried out as he patted at the seat next to him, smiling warmly up at the teal head that had just arrived at the party.

Kuroko, who saw Kise over the crowd, decided to head towards him. When he approached the blond, he bowed politely as always and in that cute expressionless and monotone voice answered, "Thank you for inviting me Kise-kun," as he made a motion to sit beside the blond. As he did so, he looked around to see where the rest of the Generation of Miracles were and when he didn't see any of them he turned to ask, "Kise-kun where is everybody else?"

"Mou, Kurokocchi! Please call me Ryouta! I didn't invite any of them, I just wanted to be just the two of us, after all aren't we dati…."

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What is this drivel? It's the worst one yet.

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Sigh. It was a good thing I intercepted these fanfiction stories before it reached Tetsuya. To think they were all trying to confess to what is mine through these stories.

"Daiki, Shintaro, Atsushi, and what was its name again?…..ahh Ryo….Ryouya….That's right, it was Ryouta. Just you wait."

The red head teen smirked evilly as he twirled a pair of scissors around in his hand.

Meanwhile elsewhere

Kise who was at a modeling shoot, felt cold sweat as he shivered in fright as if he was being targeted. But after looking around , he saw no one.

"OI! RYOUTA PAY ATTENTION OR DO I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER MODEL TO REPLACE YOU!?" the director shouted.

"Ahh~! Sorry~!" Kise replied as he went back to work.

Midorima who was shopping for his lucky item suddenly ran into a lady at the store, who stared at him and whispered.

"Cancer should watch out for Sagittarius, least they meet with disaster. However, I feel that you cannot escape the result of this fate no matter what you do," she then walked back to the counter and smiled at him, waiting for him to buy something.

Midorima just stared at her in shock, wasn't she THE Oha Asa, the one who was always right when it came to the horoscope he followed?

That was the first day Midorima left the shop without buying his lucky item for the next day.

Murasakibara was eating snacks as usual.

"Ahh, that was tiring trying to come up with something to write. Ki-chin's plan was so bothersome," he mused as he munched on snacks that he had piled up beside him. When all of a sudden, he felt a cold chill and he stopped eating for like three minutes.

Thinking it was something bad he just ate; he threw away the current packet of chips he was eating and decided to open another one instead.

At the park, in the most shaded area, the tanned teen was sleeping lazily under the tree enjoying the beautiful afternoon. Everything was peaceful, the birds were chirping, the dogs in the park were running around playing with their owners, you could even hear the sound of young children laughing and playing.

Then all of sudden, the tanned teen sat upright, screaming from a what others around him thought was a nightmare.

"ARRRGGGHHH! THE F WAS THAT!"

All of them unaware of what the hetero chromatic red- headed teen had in store for them and their plans, unbeknownst to him he had others to deal with beside the Generation of miracles.

AND SO, IT BEGINS.