Hello! Wow, so third week update straight, huh? I usually never do this. To be honest, I usually have a schedule for updating which means my next update will not be until two weeks. But, since of all your caring, funny reviews I decided to update a weak early. Also, I decided to keep to Japanese version of Jutsu's since that's what all you people think I should do. I will on a later date change the previous chapter to that,. Anyway, I hope you like this chapter! Please review and tell me what you think :)

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Naruto.


"I hate lying, Sire."

"What are you talking about?"

"Those shinobi. We lied to them. Straight to their faces, Sire."

"...I know. But, it's the only way...The only way."


"I'm dead." Kushina announced as she was playing with the material at the bottom of her dress "I died. And, left Naru alone. We don't know how yet but I am positive its to do with the Kyuubi. It has to be."

Everyone flinched and grimaced when Kushina said she died. It was harsh to hear that. Especially from her mouth. It wasn't fair that she died. Not when her son was still so young. Minato especially felt like a broken doll. One no one could fix.

Rin reluctantly scribbled that down on the notepad. It felt like if she wrote the information down then she was making it more true.

"Don't worry Kushina. We can change the future. We will fix this." Minato promised.

"And, somehow, Naruto had the Kyuubi sealed inside of him. By the Forth Hokage. But, we never learnt who that was at all. All we can say is that they must be adept at Fuinjutsu." Tsunade said aloud.

She and Jiraiya couldn't really think of anyone that skilled in Fuinjutsu to seal the Kyuubi in Konoha. The only people they could think of, really, was Kushina and Minato who was also becoming really good in the sealing style. Could it really be one of them? If it was, wouldn't the book have mentioned it in the last chapter.

"Eh, I can't stand this! We're not going to find out like this. The only answers are in the book. We should start the next chapter already!" Obito said out loud.

Rin gave a thundering look towards Obito who automatically crawled back into himself. Rin could be scary, at times.

"The kid's got a point. We won't know anything just talking about it. We should start the next chapter." Jiraiya spoke up, giving Obito a break.

Everyone agreed, Rin a bit reluctantly.

"So, who wants to read next?" Obito asked as he waved the large book in the air around.

Silent. Obito sweat dropped. And, he thought he hated reading.

"I will." Rin finally sighed as she knew no one else was going to volunteer.

Obito handed her the book and she quickly flipped to the chapter. Taking a deep breath she began,

"Chapter Two." Rin started "Trail! Survival Training."

"What the hell is that? It doesn't sound good at all." Kushina said voicing out everyone opinion.

"I hope Naruto hasn't got into more trouble." Rin mumbled before she carried on reading.

Bright light shone down on the peaceful village Konoha. Birds were chirping and the sky a full blue. In his apartment, Naruto eyes fluttered as bright line shone through his window causing him to awaken. He sat up and yawned loudly.

"This is so boring!" Obito complained loudly.

"Shut up, Idiot." Kakashi snapped, hating that Obito had interrupted.

Naruto slipped out of bed and walked towards his front door of his bedroom. But, his eyes locked on to the calendar and the number '15' was circled. 'Explanatory Meeting' was wrote on top.

"Oh, I get it." Minato started "This must be the day Naruto gets assigned to a Genin team."

"Who do you think his teammates will be?" Rin asked.

"I don't know. I just hope that he gets along with them. And, his Sensei." Minato said. He knew that the kids would probably know nothing of Naruto having the Kyuubi sealed inside of him. But, what about the teacher? Would he know? And, if he did, would he treat Naruto badly because of it?

After eating a breakfast of Ramen and milk-

"Wait, what? Ramen for breakfast?" Kakashi asked sounding disgusted and surprised for once.

"Does your kid live on Ramen? It's the only thing the book has described him eating?" Jiraiya asked looking at Kushina.

"I don't know...But, I hope Naruto does have healthy diet. Even though I love Ramen, I know not to eat it every day for every meal."

Naruto walked down a local street of Konoha a pleasant look on his face. His newly attained forehead protector proudly shown on his head.

Minato smiled. He was happy to know that Naruto had accomplished something that he was extremely proud of.

Naruto noticed it instantly.

"What? What did he notice?"

A sheet of material with the design of a brown fence was being held against the actual fence, a figure noticeably hiding behind it.

"You can't be serious." Kakashi started, his eyebrow twitching "Someone was actually stupid enough to copy Naruto's dumb idea."

His eyebrow twitched annoyingly but he decided to carry on walking.

"At least we know that whoever is behind the material isn't dangerous or Naruto would have reacted to it." Minato said with a small smile.

When he was close enough, the figure revealed itself.

Everyone leaned forwards.

A little boy, only the age of eight, jumped out. The little boy had spiky brown hair, black eyes, and had a small chip in his tooth.

"Fight me!"

Obito, Tsunade, Kushina burst out laughing with Rin giggling at imagining that scene. Jiraiya and Minato chuckled and Kakashi smiled underneath his mask.

"Looks like Naruto's gained a very small rival. I wonder how that happened." Minato mused.

The little boy seems to try to lunge at Naruto. Unfortunately, he stepped onto the material with the fence print on and slipped on it, smashing face first in to the ground.

"Aw, that's so cute!" Rin interrupted to gush as she imagined the scene in her mind.

"Who is this little kid?" Tsunade asked curiously, but she too thought it was cute.

"What are you doing, Konohamaru?" Naruto asked.

"Konohamaru? Named after the village, huh?" Jiraiya asked.

"I wonder why and how Naruto knows this little boy." Minato mused again.

"I expect nothing less from the man I respect." the little boy, Konohamaru, spoke as he started to get off the floor.

"But, Naruto didn't even do anything." Kakashi said ludicrously.

"I didn't do anything." Naruto said back simply.

Obito burst out laughing.

"Kakashi, your copying the person you thought was an idiot!"

Kakashi just growled back.

"Fight fair and square!" Konohamaru shouted.

Naruto couldn't help but sigh. Ever since the day that he had knocked out the Hokage with his 'Oiroke no Jutsu'-

Jiraiya burst out laughing out loud while Minato, Kushina and Tsunade sweat dropped.

"I told you all guys that Sensei is a hidden pervert!" Jiraiya laughed.

"This book is really degrading the Hokage-Sama reputation." Rin announced.

"I know! If its going to keep on like this, my Genin will have no respect to the Third at all. Which will not be good at all." Minato thought with a sweat dropped.

And Konohamaru had been present to see it, things had just gotten to the point where the Hokage grandson was now following Naruto around.

"I see." Tsunade started "Konohamaru is the grandson of Sensei. Interesting. I wonder who his father is now."

It went to the point that the boy had decided to 'try' to 'ambush' Naruto and declared him his 'rival' for the title of Hokage.

"It does make sense if he does want to Hokage since his granddad is." Rin said aloud.

"He is going to have a hard time beating my son!" Kushina shouted out loud, already supporting Naruto's dream.

"Actually, shouldn't the most important thing here be is that an eight year old boy is a stalker of your son?" Kakashi asked with a sweat drop.

"Sorry, I have to go to an explanatory meeting now."

"Explanatory meeting?"

"I'm a ninja starting today!"

Everyone smiled at that last sentence, pleased for the young boy.

As soon as Naruto arrived at the academy, he sat down on his usual seat, and smiled brightly into nothing. Some students were already in the classroom while others were yet to arrive.

A student passing by Naruto, stopped, looking at the kid. He was the spiky haired kid from the day before he told Naruto it sucked to re-do the Jutsu.

"I remember him!" Obito announced smiling.

"Why are you here? Today's explanatory meeting is only for those who graduated." the boy said.

"Hey, can you not see this forehead protector?" Naruto boasted as he pointed a thumb to his protector.

"I think he can see that, kid. But, you just failed yesterday, your classmates have no idea what happened last night." Jiraiya sighed.

"Starting from today, I am a ninja!" Naruto started "How should I say this...This looks really good on me, eh?"

"No offence, Kushina, but your son's ego has grown even more." Jiraiya smirked.

Kushina just humped.

Looking on to the talking pair, was the blue-haired and white-eyed ninja with her forehead protector around her neck.

"That's the girl who has a crush on Naruto, right?" Rin asked.

Everyone else nodded.

"And, it looks like she is the Hyuga heiress. I'm sure now that she has to be Hiashi daughter." Minato replied back.

"What makes you say that, Sensei?" Obito asked.

"Usually, when gaining a forehead protector, the branch family member wraps it around their head to cover the caged bird seal. In the book it says that she has it around the neck. Logically, that must mean that she is from the main branch." Minato explained, his eyes narrowing in annoyance when talking about the caged bird seal. He really hated the Hyuga clan politics.

"Naruto-Kun was able to graduate..." she thought in her mind, a slight blush on her cheeks.

"I'm happy to see not everyone in Naruto's class dislikes him..." Kushina voice trailed off at the end.

"I guess it would be good for this girl to be in Naruto's team since she seems to like him." Tsunade suggested.

Everyone agreed with her.

Running down the hall-way, trying to get ahead of one another were two girls. The first was the girl with the pink hair, Sakura. And, the other was the girl with the long pony tail hair that blamed Naruto for re-doing the Jutsu yesterday. They seemed to be fighting with each other along the way to the door to the classroom.

"Why are they fighting with each other?" Rin asked curiously.

"Their probably rivals?" Kakashi said with a shrug, not really caring at all.

Both of them tried to go through the small door at the same time while trying to push each other out-of-the-way. Finally, both managed to break though, getting into the room at the same time.

"Goal!" they both screeched at the same time.

"Looks like your right, Kakashi." Minato said smiling down at the boy.

Both breathed heavily until the blonde haired girl turned to Sakura.

"I win again, Sakura." she said proudly.

"What are you talking about? My toe entered the class before yours by a centimeter."

Rin couldn't help but frown at that. That line just seemed so...petty. She just shook her head and decided to carry on,

"Are you blind?!" the girl with the blonde hair shouted.

Their fighting seemed to cause people to look back at them, one of the people being Naruto. A small blush spread across his cheeks as he gazed admiringly at one of the girls,

"It's Sakura-Chan..." he thought.

"Wait!" Kushina yelled "My son...has a crush on the pink-haired girl?!"

"That's strange." Rin started "I didn't expect Naruto to have a crush on someone. Seeing as how obvious it is that the Hyuga girl likes him, I thought he might know about that or didn't have a crush on anyone at all."

"But wasn't it clear in the last chapter that this Sakura girl had a fan girl crush on Sasuke?" Kushina asked, already having a small feeling how Naruto's crush felt towards him.

Sakura stopped fighting and looked towards Naruto's direction who automatically thought she was looking at him.

"Kid, I'm sorry but it doesn't look that way." Jiraiya said with a frown.

A small smile spread across her face. Sakura suddenly ran off leaving the blonde hair girl behind. She was running towards Naruto who stood up a hand raised up in greeting.

"Good morning, Sakura-Chan." Naruto started only to be suddenly pushed out-of-the-way and smashed on the floor by Sakura.

"Get out of my way!" she shouted as she pushed Naruto.

"Why that no good-" Kushina started to curse.

Minato had to once again hold Kushina back or she would have snatched the book out of Rin's hand and ripped it to shreds. Rin looked nervously at Kushina and all the killing intent directed her way.

"That's harsh." Kakashi said, it was meant to be only for him to hear but everyone else did as well and all of them looked at him, shocked.

"What?" Kakashi started out annoyingly "All Naruto did was to say 'Good morning'. He didn't have to get hurt."

"I know...but for you to say that..." Obito trailed off

"I have opinions you know, dobe!" Kakashi yelled, pissed off.

Rin knew it was best she interrupted and just carried on reading.

"Good morning, Sasuke-Kun." Sakura said sweetly, her hands clasped together.

"That girl isn't sweet. She's a bully for treating Naruto that way!" Kushina yelled to the book.

Minato sweat dropped. He thought, maybe, Kushina was judging a bit too quickly. They didn't know anything about the girl yet.

Sasuke glanced at her before looking back into nothing, not speaking.

"That's rude." Rin commented "He should at least say something."

"He's a Uchiha. We are meant to be good at being emotionless." Obito said with a shrug.

"Looks like you fail in that too, huh, idiot?"

"Why you-" Obito gained tick marks on his head as he looked at Kakashi emotionless face.

"Can I sit next to you?" Sakura asked.

"Hey! I'm going to sit next to him!" the blonde hair girl cried as she walked to Sakura, grabbing her arm.

"So, the blonde hair girl is also the Uchiha's fan girl?" Kakashi asked with a shudder.

"That's easy to guess." Tsunade said with a shrugged, knowing it made total sense.

"First come, first served." Sakura said as she looked at the blonde hair girl.

"Ugh, I wish the book would just tell us the blonde hair girl name already. I really hate they keep calling her that. It's getting annoying!" Obito complained.

"I came into the classroom before you!" the blonde hair girl retorted.

Suddenly other girls, joined in screaming that they were first and deserved to sit next to Sasuke.

"More fan girls..." Kakashi involuntary shuddered.

"How annoying." Sasuke thought.

'Of course, he'd think that. This Sasuke is the new Uchiha prodigy." Obito thought, annoyed.

In the Hokage room, on top of a pillow, sat the crystal ball with a picture of Sasuke inside of it. Looking into the crystal ball, was the Hokage and a room full of Jonin, the ones who were taking on teams.

"Wait, wait, wait," Obito interrupted as he waved his hands frantically "The Hokage-Sama and the Jonin of the future are looking exactly at what is happening in the classroom now. Doesn't that mean that their stalkers for watching all this?"

"Idiot that doesn't even-" Kakashi stopped his sentence, his eyes widened "Actually...that's true. It does seem stalker-ish to watch people by a crystal ball."

"Right, Right!" Obito agreed "The Hokage-Sama is now also a stalker since he has the crystal ball."

Minato looked worryingly at his Genin team who all seemed to automatically agree that the Hokage was now a stalker. They really were given a low view on the Hokage by this book.

"Is that him? This year's number one rookie, Uchiha Sasuke?" A Jonin asked.

Obito grimaced. He already knew that his future cousin was a prodigy but to hear it made him sick. Why did he have to be so different?

"That's right?" the Hokage agreed.

A young Jonin women with black hair and red eyes looked at the crystal ball.

"He's a survivor of the Uchiha clan." the women spoke.

...

"Wait?! What?!" Obito exploded out loud "What does that women mean by that?! Why did she just call Sasuke my future cousin a survivor?! What happened to my clan?!"

No one could answer him. They had no idea what she meant either. Did something happen to the Uchiha clan? But, they were a really strong clan, one of the strongest due to the Kekkei Genkai, the Sharingan. How could something bad happen to them?

Then everyone looked over at Obito who seemed to be panicking. It clicked in everyone head at once. If...If Sasuke was the only survivor of the Uchiha clan and Obito was from the same clan...then what happened to Obito?

"It's okay, Obito. I'm sure nothing has happened. Everything is fine." Minato encouraged Obito, smiling, although inside his mind was whirling. He didn't want anything bad to happen to his students.

Naruto eyes widened in anger as he saw the group of girls around Sasuke. In an instance, he was on top of the desk, his face inches away from Sasuke's as he stared at the boy.

"Why do I have the feeling that something really bad is going to happen here." Jiraiya groaned.

Sasuke did the same, staring at Naruto, completely irritated.

"Naruto! Stop staring at Sasuke-Kun!" Sakura yelled, fueled by the rage cries of other fan girls.

"Why don't you tell Sasuke to stop staring at Naruto, ttebane?!" Kushina snapped back.

It looked like she hadn't gotten over the fact Sakura pushed Naruto.

"Everyone is so obsessed with Sasuke-Kun. What's so good about him anyway?" Naruto thought.

Electricity sparked between the two of them.

"So, it looks like Naruto doesn't like Sasuke at all?" Tsunade asked.

"It looks the feeling is mutual." Jiraiya agreed.

"Sasuke-Kun, just beat him up!" Sakura yelled.

Kushina growled.

All the other girls let out yells of agreement-

Rin suddenly paused and strangely she burst out laughing loudly, the book nearly slipping out of her hands, as she mentally read the next line.

"What? What is it?" Obito burst out curiously.

"I-I'm sorry...ha, ha, I can't..." Rin wheezed.

Now everyone was really curious on what Rin had read ahead. What could have caused her to laugh out of character?

"Rin! Please read the next line!" Obito basically begged, wanting to know what the hell happens next.

Rin takes a deep breath, looks down at the book, and manages to read out,

Suddenly, a boy behind Naruto, accidentally bumped into him from behind propelling him forwards causing him to crash his lips against Sasuke's accidentally. Naruto and Sasuke were kissing.

Everyone burst out laughing. Even Kakashi couldn't help but laughing. It conjured up the most funniest image in history.

"They kissed?!" Obito laughed out "What the hell?"

"They must really like each other." Kushina said with a sly grin, knowing she was teasing her own son but she just couldn't help it. It was just too funny.

"I'm going to try to read on." Rin managed to get out,

Sakura looked absolutely destroyed, and a black and white imagine of herself with blazing eyes, in her mind started punching at nothing,

"Damn it! I was supposed to be Sasuke-Kun's first kiss!" Inner Sakura roared.

"Inner Sakura?" Tsunade said with one eye brow raised, her lips still in a smile from the last image.

"That's what written in the book. I guess this must be a different part of her inside of her mind...If that makes sense?" Rin replied.

"It doesn't make sense at all." Obito deadpanned.

Rin agreed in her mind.

Both boys separated instantly and started gagging and coughing.

Everyone snickered.

"I don't know who I feel sorry for more. Naruto or Sasuke. They both got the end stick in this one." Tsunade laughed out.

"Naruto, I'm going to kill you..." Sasuke choked out between gags.

"Good reaction. I would threaten the same thing." Kakashi agreed.

"Is it my fault?" Naruto gagged out.

"Technically, I guess it wasn't..." Minato trailed off.

Naruto suddenly stopped gagging. His eyes widened,

"I sense danger." he said.

"Wait...Who would danger him?" Kushina asked all the laughing disappeared.

"I think I know," Kakashi whispered lowly so no one catches it.

All the fan girls glared at him.

"Naruto...You..." Sakura started

"Shit, kid, you better run and run fast!" Jiraiya swore remembering, first hand, the beatings he got from women that he angered.

"It was accident!" Naruto yelled as he hold up both his hands.

"Your annoying..." Sakura said as she cracked her fingers together.

"Wait...Are they going to beat up Naru? That's not fair! I bet it was my son's first kiss too! They can't just beat my son up!" Kushina growled.

No one said anything because they agreed with Kushina. It was really a harmless incident. Why would you hurt someone because of it?

Back in the Hokage room, the Hokage sighed as he looked at the crystal ball-

"Wait...Hokage-Sama watched that...that kiss!" Obito yelled out not knowing how the hell to react to that and neither did anyone else.

"As usual, Naruto's being the center of trouble." the Hokage said.

"Technically, it actually wasn't Naruto's fault this time, Sensei."

Back in the classroom, Iruka had arrived just in time. Unfortunately, he was a bit too late.

"Starting today, you are all official ninja's, but you are all still new Genin's. It's going to get harder from here," Iruka started

Everyone was sitting up straight except for Naruto who was leaning on his desk next to Sakura, beaten to a pulp.

Everyone winced.

"I think that is a bit too harsh of a punishment." Tsunade said loudly.

"Damn straight, ttebane!"

"You will all be in a group of three, where you will accomplish missions under a Jonin teacher." Iruka explained.

'A group of three?' Sakura thought in shock.

"That's basic knowledge. Why should she be shocked?" Tsunade asked out loud to no one.

"I wonder who's going to be in Sasuke-Kun team." the blonde hair girl, sitting above Sakura asked.

"Why doesn't this book tell us her name, yet!?" Obito cried out annoyed.

"I don't know." Sakura replied back but in her mind, Inner Sakura was raging, with a red flame behind her,

"Damn it, I'm the one who's going to team up with him, of course."

"The more about this inner Sakura thing the more confused I get by it..." Rin said.

"A group of three? That's only going to burden me." Sasuke thought in his mind.

'Ouch...I actually feel sorry for the people on my cousins team' Obito thought as he looked down on his lap. He figured out long a go that Sasuke was more unemotional than most of his clan mates were. What happened to his clan? Was this why Sasuke was acting so much more like a statue?

"First, Sakura-Chan, then the other will be...I can live with anyone as long as it's not Sasuke." Naruto thought in his mind.

Jiraiya and Tsunade each gave one another a glance. They knew from experience that the 'Rookie of the year' and the 'Dead Last' would always get paired together. And, if Sasuke was the 'Rookie of the year' then Naruto seemed to 'Dead Last'. They might be put on a team together which may not be so good.

"We've arranged the groups such that overall abilities are equivalent," Iruka started "I will now announce them."

Everyone leaned forwards in anticipation.

"I hope Naruto gets put in to a team with that Hyuga. She seems to be the nicest to Naruto so far." Kushina thought, hoping for the best.

Iruka had read the first six teams and Naruto's name had yet to pop up. Yet, he still waited, almost nodding off.

"Next seventh group," Iruka spoke "Uzumaki Naruto."

Naruto perked up.

"Haruno Sakura."

Sakura looked up.

"So...she must be the top Kunoichi." Minato said simply, "It's not so bad. This girl must have redeeming attributes."

"If she stops hitting my son for no reason then I guess she's okay." Kushina reluctantly agreed.

"Yeah!" Naruto screamed as he jumped up in the air.

Sakura looked down on the desk in despair

"And, Uchiha Sasuke." Iruka finished off the team.

"Yeah!" Sakura screamed as she and Naruto revered rolls.

"So, that's the teams huh?" Jiraiya spoke "I already have a feeling its going to go bad. From what we know, Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura like Sasuke, Sasuke doesn't care and Naruto and Sasuke hate each other. Great format for a team!" Jiraiya ends sarcastically.

Everyone agreed. This seemed to be a very unstable team.

The girl with white pupil-less eyes looked forlorn at Naruto.

"So, I'm in a different group then Naruto-Kun..." She thought disappointingly.

"Your not the only one disappointed, ttebane."

"Next, group eight," Iruka started again "Hyuga Hinata,"

"So that's her name." Minato said with a small smile.

"Took long enough." Obito muttered.

"Yes..." the girl, with blue hair, Hinata whispered

"Inuzuka Kiba."

Said boy was wearing a grey coat with the hood on and had two red triangles on each of his cheeks. His eyes a dark colour.

"Wait...Inuzuka? That must be Tsume son!" Kushina said aloud.

"Aburame Shino."

A boy with his jacket zipped up covering the lower half of his mouth and sunglasses.

"That just has to be Shibi son." Minato announced.

"Why do you get to be with him?" the blonde haired girl asked. She looked so angry as she looked at Sakura who was smirking at her.

"Why do girls like such boys like that?" the boy who was leaning lazily on his hand interrupted.

Rin paused for a second and quickly glanced at Kakashi. He and Sasuke did seem a bit similar and she liked Kakashi...

Clearing her throat she began to read,

"Don't you even know that, Shikamaru?" the blonde haired girl asked.

"Finally!" Obito yelled "We now know the spiky hair dudes name."

"Shut up, Idiot!"

"I'm not a girl." the black haired boy, Shikamaru, replied.

"That's why your not popular. I wouldn't want to team up with a guy like you." the blonde hair girl said.

"I have a strange feeling that the girl will be eating up her own words soon." Tsunade mumbled.

"Team ten" Iruka started "Yamanaka Ino."

"Hallelujah!" Obito screeched interrupting Rin "We finally know the blonde hair girl name!"

A series of 'Obito' and a 'Dobe' sounded out in the room. He was exaggerating things way too much.

"Nara Shikamaru."

"Knew it!" Tsunade said and snapped her fingers "Damn, I should have bet on it!"

"Looks like you have to team up with me." Shikamaru rubbed in to the blonde hair girl, Ino.

"And...Akimichi Choji."

A somewhat big boy, who had brown hair was currently snacking on a crisp packet, enjoying it to the max.

"Choza." both Kushina and Minato said at the same time.

Ino clasped her head in her hands.

'And a fatty..." She thought.

"This girl can be insensitive at times..." Tsunade thought out loud

"The meeting is adjourned. After lunch, your Jonin teachers will pick you up." Iruka informed them.

"Okay, so we now know who Naruto teammates are but who is his teacher? I really wanna know." Obito said nearly bouncing up and down.

"Well, if you would let Rin read, Idiot..." Kakashi drawled.

Obito felt like screaming at that but for once decided to stay quite for once.

Lunch went rather quickly. When after all the kids arrived back in the room that when Jonin teachers started to trickle in. Afterwards, Jonin teacher after Jonin teacher arrived in the room collecting their student. Until, it was only Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto in the room left.

Naruto was currently gripping his stomach glad that the pain had now gone. At the same time he was looking through the door out into the hallway to see if he could spot his new Sensei.

"He's late." Naruto said slowly.

"What kind of Jonin Sensei is late?" Minato asked curiously "That seems very unprofessional and unlikely to ever happen."

As no one could answer him, Rin carried on,

"Naruto, why don't you sit down?" Sakura asked as she was leaning against a table.

"But why is the teacher for our seventh group the only one late?" Naruto questioned back.

"We'd like to know the same thing." Jiraiya muttered.

"All the other groups went somewhere with their new teacher already, and Iruka-Sensei already went home!"

"Wow, that means that they must be waiting for a long time," Rin said after she read that line "Who is their Sensei? Why is he making them wait so long?"

"That's not very important." Sakura mummer as she looked to the ground until she heard a loud band causing her to look up to Naruto "Hey, what are you doing, Naruto?"

Naruto was currently balancing a chalk eraser on top of the door so when it would open it would fall on the person's head. Or in this case, a Jonin head.

"There is no way a Jonin would ever fall for that. If they did, then they would be so lame." Kakashi announced.

"It's his fault for being late." Naruto snickered.

"Geez, it's your fault if you get into trouble." Sakura said although Inner Sakura made an appearance and squealed out loud,

"I like these kind of tricks!"

"Okay, I am seriously getting worried about Sakura now." Tsunade said as she heard about this Inner Sakura again.

Everyone else agreed.

"A Jonin isn't going to fall for a plain old booby trap like that." Sasuke said aloud.

"At least one of them has some brains." Kakashi mumbled.

"Yeah! Naruto, you're so stupid."

"Didn't you just agree that you liked those kind of tricks?"

Suddenly, a hand reach out to the door and fully opened it. The chalk eraser fell down on the person's head and bounced off on to the floor.

Everyone sweat dropped.

"I can't believe that the Jonin fell for it..." Kakashi started "Their Jonin teacher must be a complete and utter idiot."

Naruto laughed as he pointed to the person.

"You fell for it! You fell for it!" he laughed.

The Jonin teacher just looked on at him.

"I bet he must be really humiliated. He should be." Kakashi scoffed.

"I'm sorry, Sensei. I tried to stop him but Naruto-Kun didn't listen to me." Sakura apologized and Inner Sakura put up a thumb "Okay!"

"You know, I'm getting use to Inner Sakura." Obito said.

'For real? Is he really a Jonin.' Sasuke thought, unimpressed.

"I agree with the Uchiha. There is no way that this person can be a Jonin for falling for such a lame trick. Like, I said, this person must be a big idiot." Kakashi repeated.

The Jonin bent down and picked up the chalk eraser. He looked on at the kids but not one of them could see his facial reactions. Considering, his whole face was covered up with a blue mask. His forehead protector was slanted so it covered his left eye. His hair was silver and spiked up, defying gravity.

As soon as she had finished the description she along with everyone else in the room looked over to the one boy who fitted the description almost perfectly.

Kakashi could feel everyone stare at him. His eyebrow twitched.

"No!" Kakashi denied at once "Their's no way that can be me. I would never fall for that kind of prank."

"Face it, idiot, you're the only one that has silver defying gravity hair and wears a mask. That idiot Jonin you were talking about is you!" Obito laughed out loud, almost crazily.

Kakashi gained tick marks above his head and looked ready to lunge at Obito for real this time.

Minato spoke up, hoping to diffuse some tension,

"Well, I haven't actually thought of the possibility about reading the future of ourselves. But, since Kakashi entered I guess we can read about our futures in the books. How intriguing."

"That Jonin isn't me. I would not fall for such a lame prank!"

"I wonder if anyone else will come up in the books later on like Kakashi has. Oooh, I hope I do! I bet I'll be so cool!" Obito shouted.

"It isn't me!" Kakashi yelled out.

"How should I say this...My first impressions of you guys are...I hate you." the silver hair Jonin announced.

"Kakashi, that's a really mean thing for you to say." Rin criticized.

"We don't know if that's me yet!"

"Face it, it's so you, idiot."

Afterwards the Jonin and his students were on top of the building, with the Jonin leaning against the railings and his students sitting in front of him.

"Let's see, why don't you introduce yourselves?" the Jonin asked.

"Introduce ourselves? What should we say?" Sakura questioned.

"What you like, hate, your dreams and hobbies." the Jonin answered back "Something like that."

"Not a bad way to start." Minato praised.

"Hey, hey. Why don't you introduce yourself first Sensei?" Naruto suggested

"Me?" the Jonin pointed to himself "I'm Hatake Kakashi."

Kakashi sighed as he looked down. He couldn't believe this.

"It's not so bad. You're a Jonin, Kakashi! You get a lot stronger in the future. Getting the rank of Jonin is not easy. You did really well." Minato praised his student.

"Hn." Kakashi said as he did forget that little detail in hindsight to his mistake on falling for the trick.

He was a Jonin. In the future. It seemed so weird to hear that. To know that.

"I can't believe that I take on a Genin team though..." Kakashi trailed off.

"I know, I feel sorry for Naruto and the rest." scoffed Obito.

"I have no intention of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream...I have a few hobbies." Kakashi answered.

"That's a bad answer, Kakashi. You didn't tell your students anything. You should let them know your likes and dislikes at least." Minato criticized.

"Hey, I haven't even done that yet." Kakashi replied back.

"So, all we found out is his name." Sakura whispered.

"Yeah."

"Now, its your turn." Kakashi said handing it over to his students.

"I wonder what your new students will tell you."

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto. I like cup ramen. But I like the ramen at Ichiraku that Iruka-Sensei brought for me even more. I hate the three minutes that I have to wait after I put the hot water. My hobby is to eat and compare cup ramen-

Everyone sweat dropped.

"I can't believe I'm going to say this but I think there is a person that is actually obsessed with ramen more than Kushina." Jiraiya spoke.

And my dream is to become greater than the Hokages! I'm going to make all the villagers recognize my existence." Naruto ended his speech.

Kushina let out a sad smile. She was proud of her son for having such a dream that he seemed so determined to fill but she hated the intention behind the reason he wanted to become Hokage.

'I see. He grew up in an interesting way.' Kakashi thought.

The young Kakashi frowned. It felt weird for Rin to read out what he thought. His thoughts were private. And, even if he didn't think them yet, they still were only meant for him.

"Okay, next."

"I'm Haruno Sakura! I like...Well, the person I like is..." Sakura paused and glanced at Sasuke.

"Is he really her only like? Shouldn't she have other things she likes?" Tsunade asked curiously.

"And my hobby is...Well, my dream is to..." Sakura let out a squeal.

"It doesn't sound like she wants to be a shinobi at all." Rin mumbled to herself before carrying on,

"And? What do you hate?" Kakashi asked, bored.

"Naruto." Sakura said without hesitation causing Naruto to cry out in despair.

"Well, I don't like you!" Kushina growled.

Everyone sighed. All this girl seemed to be was a fan girl who just liked Sasuke. Although, it was Tsunade who wondered if there was more to the girl then just that? She wondered if Sakura would grow out of this fan girl phase. What would Sakura be like then?

"Girls at her age must be more interested in love than ninja training." Kakashi thought.

Rin paused thinking about what Kakashi thought. Sure, she was like Sakura before in a way. All she really thought about was love and Kakashi. But, she realised somewhere down the line it started to change. She was getting more interested in medical ninjutsu and found it fascinating. She couldn't really criticize Sakura much. But, she also wondered, like Tsunade, what would happen if Sakura grew out of her crush?

"Last guy." Kakashi called.

Obito leaned forwards. This was his real chance to learn about Sasuke. Maybe, his clan might be mentioned.

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. There are many things that I hate, and there aren't a lot of things I like. Also I have an ambition that I have no intention to leave as just a dream. The revival of my clan, and to kill a certain man."

Silence.

Obito clenched his hands into tight fist.

"So something did happen to my clan..." he trailed off.

Was Sasuke the only Uchiha left? What happened to his clan? What happened to him? All these thoughts whirled around Obito's head and it made his brain feel like it was on fire. Minato looked worriedly at his student. He hoped Obito would make an entrance soon.

Jiraiya and Tsunade on the other hand gave each other a worried glance. That 'ambition' seemed a bit too revenge-like for a kid. To kill someone...wasn't as easy as it is when you speak it. There is a lot of emotional turmoil that comes when you kill someone.

Rin cleared her throat. She read on.

'I hope he's not referring to me." Naruto thought with uneasiness.

Minato and Jiraiya chuckled, diffusing some of the tension in the room.

"I doubt it's you, Naru." Kushina giggled.

'Sasuke-Kun is so cool." Sakura thought.

'Just as I thought..." Kakashi thought in his mind.

"What did you think?" Obito asked Kakashi.

"How the hell am I meant to know, idiot? This happens in the future."

"Alright, you three all have unique personalities. I like that. We're going to begin a mission starting tomorrow." Kakashi announced.

Kakashi had to admit, it was really strange to hear himself do something in the third person.

"What kind of mission is that, sir?" Naruto asked.

"First, we're going to do something that we four can do together."

"What, what, what, what is it?"

"Way too hyperactive. Really annoying." Kakashi thought not daring to say it out loud as he knew it would anger Kushina. He did still want to reach to old age.

"Survival training."

Everyone looked a tad confused by that answer.

"Survival training?" Naruto repeated.

"Why are we going to train when its a mission?" Sakura questioned, "We had plenty of training in the academy."

"This is no ordinary training," Kakashi informed them

"Then, then what kind of training is it?" Naruto asked.

Kakashi started to laugh almost evilly.

Obito shivered.

"I really feel sorry for Naruto and the rest for having such a creepy Sensei."

This time Kakashi whacked Obito over the head satisfyingly. Before, Obito could retaliate, Rin spoke up reading,

"Hey, what's so funny, Sensei?" Sakura asked cautiously.

"Well, if I say this, I'm sure you three are going to be surprised," Kakashi started, his students looked at him confusingly as he carried on "Out of the twenty-seven graduates, only nine are going to become Genins. The other eighteen will be sent back to the academy. In other words, this training is going to be a very hard test with a dropout rate of sixty-six percent."

"Way to land a bombshell, dobe." Obito snickered.

"Humph."

"I wonder what the test will be..." Minato mused. He knew that the Jonin test that was given to the students were never easy.

"Don't worry Naru! I know you can past, ttebane."

His students had an array of emotions. Sakura sulked, Naruto was beyond shock and Sasuke...well, he looked just about the same as usual.

Obito rolled his eyes.

"See! You three are surprised." Kakashi rubbed in.

"That's really bad, Kakashi," Minato criticized "You should be encouraging your students to pass not making them feel worse."

"I haven't done anything yet." Kakashi retorted, raising up his hands.

"No way! I went through so much trouble...Then what was the final exam for?" Naruto demanded to know.

"That? It just picks out those who are qualified to become a Genin."

"What?" Naruto roared.

"Anyway, I'm going to determine whether you pass or fail tomorrow at the training grounds. Bring your ninja equipment and meet at 5AM!"

'I'm not going to get dropped by a thing like this." Naruto thought "I have to make him realize my abilities, for real."

"I know you can past the test, Naru. I believe in you!" Kushina shouted out.

Kakashi had to refrain from saying that Naruto couldn't hear her.

'If I fail this test, I'm going to be separated from Sasuke-Kun. This is a trail of love." Sakura thought.

Everyone sweat dropped.

"At least she's determined." Tsunade offered.

Sasuke looked conflicted.

"Seriously?! We don't get to know what he thinks about all this!?" Obito questioned.

"Now then, meeting adjourned," Kakashi looked like he was about to leave until he turned back to his students like he remembered something "Oh yeah, don't eat breakfast. Your going to throw it up."

"Way to go scaring them...And, Kakashi breakfast is the most important meal of the day! You can't tell them not to have it." Rin criticized.

"I haven't done that yet." Kakashi replied annoyed. But, he had a feeling that what his future self did, he was going to get blamed for.

The next morning, at 5AM, the sun hadn't even risen yet, three students walked hazily towards each other in an open field.

"I guess 5AM is a bit too early..." Rin trailed off.

"Good morning." Sakura said as she rubbed her eyes.

"Hey..." Naruto walked on.

Sasuke was the only one who looked to be wide-awake.

Time started to past. The sun had risen. More time passed. The sun was now at a high point in the sky, the light beams beaten on the students.

"Wait don't tell me..." Obito started

"Hi fellows. Good morning." Kakashi said as he announced his presence to his students.

"Your late!" both Sakura and Naruto screeched out at Kakashi.

"It's official!" Obito shouted "There is no way in hell this is the future."

"What do you mean, Obito?" Rin asked, looking curiously at her team-mate, wondering where his thoughts were.

"Kakashi is never late. To anything. Ever. There is no way future Kakashi was late. It's not possible. The book must be about an alternative world or something. Kakashi is never late." Obito said firmly.

"This book is about the future, Obito..." Minato said with a sweat drop "People do change in the future."

"Yeah but Kakashi being late is like Jiraiya not being perverted. It's not possible." Obito replied stubbornly.

"Hey!" Jiraiya shouted out, highly un-amuse, "I'm not just perverted. I'm super perverted!"

Smack. "Ow, Tsunade!"

"I have to agree with the dobe on this one," Kakashi started interrupting the potential bloodshed "I am always punctual. I don't see myself being late in the future."

Deciding she should read on, Rin started again,

"A black cat crossed my path, so..." Kakashi tried to explain.

"Wait a minuet..." Obito started as realization dawned on him "That's my excuse to being late! You stole that!"

Kakashi scoffed. He had no idea how to reply to that as Obito glared at him.

His students looked angrily at Kakashi , not believing him for second,

"Let's move on..." Kakashi said slowly as he placed a clock on top of a cut down tree log

Minato leaned forwards unintentionally. What test could Kakashi going to give them? Could it be...?

"Alarm set at 12PM. Today's topic is to get one of these bells from me." Kakashi said as he showed two bells and they jingled together.

Both Minato, Jiraiya and Tsunade smiled.

"I'm glad to see that you decided to carry of the tradition." Minato said looking at Kakashi proudly.

"Yeah, my Sensei, the Hokage, got given that test long ago. It's good to see its kept alive and well." Jiraiya agreed.

"What do you mean tradition? Don't you mean torture? That test was horrible! I hated being tied up to that log." Obito grumbled out as he crossed his arms.

Kakashi snickered and Minato looked down at his student with a soft smile.

"Yeah, I guess for the one tied to the log at the end...it isn't fun for them." Jiraiya agreed remembering his time on the log.

"I wonder which one of them will be tied to the log at the end...since I doubt they can get the bells." Tsunade mused.

She really didn't have to be mused long.

"Naruto." Obito, Kakashi, Rin and Jiraiya dead panned together. Knowing his personality, they had a feeling that he might do something rash.

Kushina felt herself getting annoyed. She knew it would be her son that would most likely get tied to the log. But, that didn't mean she wouldn't hate that he would.

"Whoever can't will have no lunch." Kakashi announced.

"What?" Naruto squeaked.

"See, I told you! Torture!"

"Obito, let me read on."

"Sorry."

"I'm going to tie you there, and eat lunch in front of you." Kakashi said as he pointed to a pair of three logs.

"You really are really harsh in the future, Kakashi." Rin whispered with a sweat drop.

All three of their stomachs grumbled. Naruto looked the most defeated and despaired.

"So that's why he said..." Sasuke started to say.

"Don't eat breakfast." Sakura finished.

"Wait!" Rin said as she didn't read anymore as she looked up swiftly to her sensei "Isn't the bell test all about team work?"

Minato nodded.

"Then, this might be bad for the three of them. I mean, they don't seem to have that much team work working for them seeing all the disputes we read above this chapter." Rin suggested.

"Your right," Tsunade spoke "They properly don't have team work skills now. This whole training could go down hill."

Kushina bit her bottom lip. She hoped her son did good. She wanted him to past this test desperately.

"But wait, why are there only two bells?" Sakura questioned holding up two fingers.

"Since there are only two, at least one will have to be tied to the log. That person will fail since he failed to complete the mission. The person will go back to the academy. It might be just one, or all three."

"In the bell test, only two bells and the knowledge that one can fail, pities the team mates against each other. They won't work together. You really are pushing it to the max." Minato analysed.

"And, since Sakura and the rest seemed surprised of a three Genin team squad, I doubt they will realize that not one of them can fail since two person squad isn't possible." Tsunade added on.

"You can use your shuriken. You won't be able to get this unless you have the will to kill me."

"But that's too dangerous, Sensei" Sakura argued

"Kakashi's a Jonin now. I don't think you can get the bells unless you really try." Rin muttered to herself before she carried on read.

"Yeah! You couldn't even dodge that chalk eraser." Naruto laughed.

Obito laughed out loud while Kakashi looked extremely annoyed.

"I'm so glad Naruto brought that up again. I almost forgot about that!"

"In society, those who don't have many abilities tend complain the most. Just ignore the guy with the lowest score." Kakashi said directly at Naruto.

"How dare you say that to my son, ttebane?!" Kushina shouted as she glared at Kakashi who swallowed hard.

"Future me said it not me." Kakashi retorted, putting emphasis on future me. He realised that this book could kill him if any more of that stuff came out.

"We're going to start with after I say 'Ready, start'" Kakashi carried on not realizing how much he angered Naruto.

'Guy with the lowest score...' Naruto thought angrily.

Naruto suddenly whipped out a kunai and charged at Kakashi.

Jiraiya groaned.

"Damn, kid, never charge directly at a Jonin. It's going to go really bad if you do."

But Naruto barely even took a step. Kakashi was suddenly behind, had already bent Naruto's arm back so the kunai he was holding, was faced directly at Naruto head from the back. Kakashi other free hand was holding Naruto's hair steady. Dust clouds dispersed around them.

Tsunade nodded her head, impressed.

"Good reaction." she praised and Kakashi just smirked.

Obito rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest. He couldn't wait for him to appear in the book. He knew he would be so much better than Kakashi in the future.

"Don't get so hasty. I didn't say 'start' yet."

Naruto just grimaced. Sakura and Sasuke each took a few cautionary steps backwards. Kakashi let go of Naruto who stumbled forwards.

"No way...I couldn't see him at all." Sakura thought.

"So this is a Jonin..." Sasuke thought.

"But, it looks like you have the will to kill me now. I think I can finally start to like you three. We're going to start." Pause "Ready..start"

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura jumped off in different directions.

"It's finished." Rin said as she closed the book and put it on the floor

"Aw, really? I want to know what happens next!" Obito complained "Things were just starting to get good!"

"Don't worry. We'll read the next chapter as soon as we quickly discuss this once. I think we do have some things to talk about." Minato replied.


"They think we're strong, Sire. They think we're powerful. We're not. We lied to them."

"..."

"We're weak, Sire."

"Don't think about it. We lied to them because we had to. Stop thinking about it now. We can't change anything. Those shinobi can never find out. "


That's the end! Whew, that took so long! I wanted to do the bell test but if I did it might have been too much for you guys to take on so I decided to end it. Next chapter will be finished the bell test and the start to the land of wave missions...YAY! And, Angel and Shini...Lied?

Please review! Please, with a cherry on top :)

Till next time...see yh!