A/N: Sorry if there any errors in this series. If there are please let me know.

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Chapter One: Sasuke's Excellent Adventure!

It seemed to be just another day in the life of the vengeful Sasuke Uchiha. Training, annoyances... Ah, what a delight!

He wants out.

He has his "ways".

He will get out.

Finally alone, he is able to wash away of all the dirt, sweat and blood which accumulated during the day's hardcore activities. He finds himself attracted to a strange light which he presumed to be just a reflection, but he can't help feeling entranced. Moving closer to inspect, the strange light becomes larger and larger, as if sucking him in more and more. As he is pulled in close enough, he ultimately blacks out.

"Who is this God given man and why is he naked?" an unknown voice asks.

"Is he still alive? Does he need some medical help?"

Sasuke's eyes flutter open to find some "unique" characters, to say the least. Groggily, he looks around swearing and muttering about how this couldn't get any worse... Until he discovers himself naked, and although he is covered by a jacket, he is still naked. Oh, what a glorious course of events.

Hoping for it all to be a dream, he decides to sleep and leave the unique sitting in wonder.

At least he isn't "home" anymore.

There may be major changes in some chapters due to unhappiness with the product, sorry in advance!

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